Prompt: Imagine your OTP egging or TP’ing their obnoxious neighbor’s home in the wee hours of the morning. *For the sake of this story, Eunhae will be tping the other dorm and not a neighbor*

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"Hyukkie!" Donghae shouts as he pounces his boyfriend

"Hey, Hae. What's up?"

"I'm bored."

"And?"

"Let's do something. Something regretable stupid..."

"Post a selca on Heechul's instagram?"

"Not that stupid, you stupid monkey!"

"Then what do you want to do fishie?"

"Manager hyung just got back from shopping..."

"No, no food fore..."

"No! I mean, they bought stuff..."

"Like... what?"

"Toilet paper."

"Toilet paper?"

"Let's go and do something with it..."

"Like what? What fun could you have with toilet paper Hae?"

"What do you think?!"

"I don't even have a clue."

"Hmm, and you call me dumb Hyukkie. We use toilet paper to teepee."

"I think it'd be safer if we posted a selca on Heechul's instagram..."

"Let's just go and teepee the other dorm while the other memers are away... please won't you Hyukkie?"

"You're idiotic. I'm not putting my on the line so you can get a few seconds of entertainment."

"Please?"

"No, not even for you Donghae."

"Please? We'll stay out of Heechul's room..."

"No."

"Please?"

"Absolutely not."

"Hyukkie, does this sock smell weird?"

"Yes.." Eunhyuk starts to trail off before he falls asleep

"Hyukkie..."

"Donghae..."

"Help me with the roll."

"What? Where are we?"

"Where do you think?"

"Are we in the other dorm?"

"You're smarter than you think Eunhyuk."

"Donghae! I didn't want any part in this! You idiot! Heechul will skin us alive."