Prompt: Imagine your OTP having dinner with Person B's Parents when Person B asks for 'Daddy' to pass the salt, leading both Person A and their father to reach it. Bloodshed is optional

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"Ah Henli, I'm so nervous!" Zhou Mi says as they walk out of the plane that they just had taken to go to Canada and meet Henry's family

"What's wrong? My parents will love you!"

"I know, I just... want to make a good impression."

"What for? They know about us and they said that old cliche,"

"The "As long as your happy our son, we'll be happy with that." That cliche?"

"Yes that one."

"Henry! Henry!" His family shouts after the couple gets through security

"Hi everyone! I missed you all!" Henry says, opening his arms for his family

"How are you doing over there, you aren't over working yourself are you?" Henry's mother asks him

"No mom, I'm doing just fine. Everyone this is my boyfriend Zhou Mi."

"He... Hello." Zhou Mi says worrying about his english pronunciation

"Hi, I'm Henry's sister, Whitney. It's nice to meet you. Nice pick bro."

"Whitney!" Henry pouts

"It's okay Henry, I'm pretty handsome." Zhou Mi says sarcastically

"You two are too cute!" Whitney squeals

"Whitney, mind your own business. I'm Clinton, Henry's brother."

"Nice to meet you."

"Your english is very good." Henry's dad comments

"Ah! Thank you!" Zhou Mi says bowing

"Mimi, you don't have to do that."

"Are you saying he shouldn't respect me?" Henry's dad asks sarcastically

"We're so happy to see you again, though Henry. I was busy all day making you a special dinner."

"Mom you didn't have to do that! I mean it's just Zhou Mi."

"Love you too Henli." Zhou Mi mutters sarcastically

"I'm sowwrry Mimi." Henry pouts, pufffing out his cheeks

"Don't pout, you can save that for later." Zhou Mi whispers in his boyfriends ear

"So... Zhou Mi." 

"Yes?"

"Where are you and Henry?" Whitney asks

"Excuse me?" Zhou Mi asks, not quite understanding the question

"You know have you gotten to second ba..."

"Whitne