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The 2 B's In Chatroom B

@JinThePrince has logged on.

@JinThePrince has added @PeaceV into a conversation.

 

@JinThePrince: Dongsaeng-ah~ Are you still awake?

@PeaceV: it's 3 in the morning why wouldn't I be awake?!

@JinThePrince: ANYWAYZ WAKEY WAKEY LET'S PARTAY

@PeaceV: no

@JinThePrince: Oh...

@PeaceV: imma sleep k bai loser!

@JinThePrince: NO! DON’T GO TO SLEEP!

@PeaceV: go away ew

 

@JinThePrince has invited @MerryHopesMas into this conversation.

 

@JinThePrince: I’ll give you $50 if you wake up and help me annoy V~

@MerryHopesMas: J-HORSE AT YOUR SERVICE HYUNG.

@MerryHopesMas: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL.

@MerryHopesMas: I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN~BUT SHAME ON ME YEAH~

@MerryHopesMas: LET IT GO~LET IT GO~CAN’T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE.

@MerryHopesMas: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN~

@MerryHopesMas:  BECAUSE I’M A MOTHER FATHER GENTLEMAN.

@MerryHopesMas: WAKE UP V OPPA IS HERE TO GIVE U HOPE!

@JinThePrince: have I told you how good u are slave?

 

@PeaceV is offline.

 

@JinThePrince: Dawwwww he just left us >:(

@JinThePrince: I’ll give you another $100 if you can get V’s ChatroomB account password  >:)

@MerryHopesMas: Can I go sleep after that?

@JinThePrince: Fine...

@MerryHopesMas: Brb...

@JinThePrince: You have 10 seconds.

@MerryHopesMas: WHAT?!

@JinThePrince: 9 seconds left.

@MerryHopesMas: WAIT WAIT WAIT.

@JinThePrince: 8 seconds left.

@JinThePrince: 7 seconds left.

@MerryHopesMas: asdfghjlzxcvbnm

@JinThePrince: What?

@MerryHopesMas: First I get kidnapped by Himchan and now I’m running like a maniac and typing like one and singing like one to get $100.

@JinThePrince: Do you want the $100?

@MerryHopesMas: FINE FINE FINE V’S PASSWORD IS...

@MerryHopesMas: Jin-I-Know-You-Are-Gonna-Make-Hoseok-Give-You-My-Password-I-Will-Punch-You-If-You-Hack-Into-My-Account

@MerryHopesMas: It’s best to just copy that whole thing into the password box :D

@JinThePrince: Wtf...Is V some kind of future reader?

@MerryHopesMas: Nothing is supposed to be normal in this chatroom tho...

@JinThePrince: True...

@MerryHopesMas: Hurry up and give me my money before I start PMS-ing and start walking around this dorm at 4am in the morning shouting in everyone’s ear that there’s a fire then blame it on you so everyone can bash you.

@JinThePrince:

@MerryHopesMas: Thanks for the money~

 

@MerryHopesMas is idle.

 

@JinThePrince: I’m alone :(

@JinThePrince: My money :(

@JinThePrince: My life :(

@JinThePrince: I’m gonna hack into V’s account >:D

@JinThePrince: What da?! It’s not working...

@JinThePrince: THAT SON OF A SQUARE ROOT J-HOPE.

@JinThePrince: MY PRECIOUS MONEY.

@JinThePrince: MY PRECIOUS MONEY.

@JinThePrince: MY PRECIOUS MONEY.

@JinThePrince: MY PRECIOUS MONEY.

@JinThePrince: MY PRECIOUS MONEY.

@JinThePrince: MY PRECIOUS MONEY.

@JinThePrince: I KNEW I SHOUDN’T HAVE TRUSTED THAT HORSE. 

@MerryHopesMas: #soznotsoz

 

@MerryHopesMas is offline.

@TouchMyAbsBabe has added himself into this conversation.


@TouchMyAbsBabe: HYUNG SHUT UP I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM ABOUT A HORSE AND MONEY. I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE LIFE I JUST WANT TO SLEEP SHUT THAT MOUTH OF YOURS BEFORE I DIE.

 

@TouchMyAbsBabe is offline.

 

@JinThePrince: PMS-ing beefs

@JinThePrince: Why is everyone so mean :(

@JinThePrince: My money tho :(

@JinThePrince: MY PRECIOUS MONEY.

@JinThePrince: MY PRECIOUS MONEY.

@JinThePrince: MY PRECIOUS MONEY.

@JinThePrince: MY PRECIOUS MONEY.

@JinThePrince: MY PRECIOUS MONEY.

@JinThePrince: MY PRECIOUS MONEY.

 

@SugaSwag has added himself into this conversation.

 

@SugaSwag: STOP SCREAMING AND GO SLEEP BEFORE I WACK YOU IN THE FACE WITH A UNICORN WHO IS ACTUALLY LAY DISGUISED AS A BASEBALL BAT.

@SugaSwag: I WILL ALSO KILL YOU SO KEEP THAT MOUTH SHUT BEFORE EVERY MEMBER COMES IN TO YOUR ROOM AND STABS YOU LIKE A VOODOO DOLL LIKE IN VIXX'S MV

@SugaSwag: AND I AM WARNING YOU.

 

@SugaSwag is offline.

 

@JinThePrince: =3=

@JinThePrince: Why these people so mean?

@JinThePrince: This chatroom is so relaxing when it’s just me, myself and I.

@JinThePrince: I should meditate.

@JinThePrince: Ommmmmmmm...

@JinThePrince: Ommmmmmmm...

 

@KookieMaknae has added himself into this conversation.

@RapNamMon has added himself into this conversation.

 

@KookieMaknae: Hyung I swear...keep that up and you’ll be bashed by a flash mob.

@RapNamMon: It’s even worse than your cries of agony for your money.

@KookieMaknae: Just go sleep hyung.

 

@KookieMaknae is offline.

 

@RapNamMon: I didn’t want to say this in front of the Maknae but if you don’t sleep you’ll find pictures on the internet of that TaeJin I witnessed between u two ;)

 

@RapNamMon is offline.

 

@JinThePrince: EH WHEN DID THAT O HAPPEN?

@JinThePrince: I’m the oldest of the group yet I get this type of treatment :(

@JinThePrince: Hohohoho since V is sleeping I can impersonate him on my account >:D

 

 @JinThePrince has changed his name to @PeaceV.


@PeaceV has invited @BangChYeah, @HimToTheChan, @CheeseCakeDae, @WannaBeMyBrainJae, @JongFlyUp & @ZeloCherryTomato into a new conversation.

(A/N although @PeaceV is now actually Jin I made it Jin's color)

@PeaceV: Did I tell you guys how much of a Baby I am?

@PeaceV: I love all your songs!

@PeaceV: Omg especially 1004~

@PeaceV: The hip OMG.

@PeaceV: You guys are so hot!

@PeaceV: I love you B.A.P!

@PeaceV: I can be your angel~

@PeaceV: B.A.P, you made a crash when you came into my world, with one shot you killed my feels. When it used to rain I would just be dancing in the rain and now a days I still dance in the rain but I also think of the rain sound. When there’s a hurricane I don’t panic, I think of being with you and I feel much better knowing you could be the ones who save me. When the house is on fire I would burn it up because of you! I knew from the first time I saw you guys I would say goodbye to my life. B.A.B.Y for life~ I’m lovesick because of this group. When I see you I feel like an angel.

@HimToTheChan: Dedicated fan right there^

@CheeseCakeDae: I always knew my son had a thing for our group.

@JongFlyUp: I’m too flattered.

@ZeloCherryTomato: ...Although...Wasn’t that whole paragraph V said on the top comments of our 1004 (Angel) music video on Youtube...

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Yeah...And I’m pretty sure it was a girl who made that comment...

@BangChYeah: Whenever we see V fanboys it’s girl groups...

@JongFlyUp: I think I’m finally smart...

@JongFlyUp: Are you guys thinking what I’m thinking? He’s not–

@ZeloCherryTomato: Yes...

@BangChYeah: Maybe...

@CheeseCakeDae: Jongup is finally smart~

@HimToTheChan: YAY~

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Well from my research this puny little monkey is Jin 

 

→ @PeaceV has changed his name to @Busted & is offline.

 

@CheeseCakeDae:  *Judging you hard now*

@HimToTheChan: ಠ_ಠ And I thought he was a true Baby...

@BangChYeah: Jin is so lucky we are on our concert tour and not in Korea cause isn’t it like 3am there?

@ZeloCherryTomato: Yeah...I would’ve bashed him up if he was texting me at 3am *3*

@JongFlyUp: I’d be like #*@&!@%$&%($)#^$*@* punch slap kick.

@BangChYeah: *Sigh* Our Jongup is already smart...

 

@BangChYeah is offline.

@JongFlyUp is offline.

@ZeloCherryTomato is offline.

@CheeseCakeDae is offline.

@HimToTheChan is offline.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae is offline.


@Busted is online.

@Busted has changed his name to @JinThePrince.

@JinThePrince has @Chatroom.B.Robot. into a conversation.

 

@JinThePrince: Hi!

@Chatroom.B.Robot: What’s Up?

@JinThePrince: The Sky.

@Chatroom.B.Robot: No falling today at least!

@JinThePrince: Is your name Robot B?

@Chatroom.B.Robot: Boats are cool.

@JinThePrince: Where’s Robot A?

@Chatroom.B.Robot: Congrats! You are chatting with a robot!

@JinThePrince: I need advice tho...

@Chatroom.B.Robot: “Study the past if you would define the future.” –Confucius.

@JinThePrince: Haha you’re funny LOL

@Chatroom.B.Robot: Why thank you so much :)

@JinThePrince: I’m texting people at 3 in the morning, why are people so mad?

@Chatroom.B.Robot: I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure...

@JinThePrince: This thing isn’t helpful...

@Chatroom.B.Robot: ...

@JinThePrince: Bangtan Boys are so hot.

@Chatroom.B.Robot: I’m on FIRE!

@JinThePrince: Jin is the hottest in my opinion!

@Chatroom.B.Robot: You’re on FIRE!

@JinThePrince: Don’t you just hate J-Hope, he even stole my money!

@Chatroom.B.Robot: Why so negative?

@JinThePrince: Don’t even talk about V.

@Chatroom.B.Robot: When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.

@JinThePrince: The only one who hasn’t given me crab is Rap Monster!

@Chatroom.B.Robot: That’s unfortunate :(

@JinThePrince: I know :(

@Chatroom.B.Robot: Sorry, I get confused sometimes!

@JinThePrince: Eh?

@Chatroom.B.Robot:  OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

@JinThePrince: I don’t know...

@Chatroom.B.Robot: Neither do I :(

@JinThePrince: Do you like BTS?

@Chatroom.B.Robot: If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

@JinThePrince: Robot! I’m asking you a question. Do you like BTS aka Bangtan Boys?

@Chatroom.B.Robot: Unfortunately, I’m a robot and not smart enough to help you. If you have a question, visit ChatroomB.com/Help

@JinThePrince: U MADE ME MAD GOODNIGHT YOU PIECE OF USELESS ROBOT.

@Chatroom.B.Robot: Bye Bye~ Hope you sleep well~

 

@JinThePrince is offline.


Admin Hope: Omg lol literally that whole least conversation with the robot was me on Kik asking the questions Jin was asking and then writing whatever Kik Team wrote back LOL OTL. Except for the last sentence the robot said >.< Yes I wrote that BAP paragraph lol~Jin should be a Baby in secret tho ;D PLEASE DO SUBSCRIBE, UPVOTE, COMMENT AND THIS STORY TO THE WORLD *ECHO ECHO ECHO*

IDK where Admin Zelo is tho...

Admin Zelo: Hi guys.Sorry for my absence.I was busy to learn for exams.But now i'm back so i can write with Admin Hope.Don't forget to support us!*hug you*

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Midnight-Rose
#1
Chapter 7: It's been 5 years and this still makes me laugh xD
Bubbaboo #2
Chapter 1: lol. omg. that baseball joke...that actually made me laugh xF
Potahyun #3
THIS IS SO GODDAM FUNNY OMG *^*
ljexolove
#4
Chapter 17: HAHAHA I LOVE THIS! XD THIS TOTALLY MAKES MY DAY!!!!
kleffki09
#5
Chapter 16: WTF!? I TOUGH THIS WAS DEAD!! T.T MY FEELS HAHAHAHA *-*
GgukChanbae
#6
Chapter 10: The part when @JYP suddenly came in and whispers makes me LMFAO so hard !
Ilovekpop
#7
Chapter 16: ASDFGHJKL
It's 7 here and I'm laughing like a fat rolling peanut.
Like help. Plus my coughing doesn't help.
See you could update this in one flipping day ._.
alwaysmakne935
#8
Chapter 15: Ye . So cool. I'm so excited. It's gonna be brill. Yes yes. Happiness.
Ilovekpop
#9
Chapter 15: Pfft. I have nothing to update with tho.
At least I'm first
alwaysmakne935
#10
Chapter 15: Hey! So I've been keeping up with this fic and absolutely loving it but I'm wondering when or if you are going to update it. I've read almost all of everyday is messaging day and I know it has been finished. I really love this crack fic and it has never failed to make me laugh. Even after reading it time after time. I hope you continue to update. Authornim... HWAITING!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡