The Wedding
The 2 B's In Chatroom B@PeaceV is online.
@PeaceV has added @JinThePrince, @SugaSwag, @MerryHopesMas, @RapNamMon, @KookieMaknae & @TouchMyAbsBabe into a conversation.
@PeaceV: I have special news everyone
@PeaceV: Drum roll please?
@MerryHopesMas: *drum roll*
@SugaSwag: Hurry up and say the news already u little mudda father I need to go piss
@PeaceV: E-eh? But honey this is about us T^T u can’t go piss just yet...
@SugaSwag: There is not us like wtf...I piss whenever I want biatch
@PeaceV: TT^TT
@TouchMyAbsBabe: I spy with my little eye YoonTae ;0
@TouchMyAbsBabe: Is there something going on between you guys *3*
@JinThePrince: No sheet idiot
@JinThePrince: He called the little father honey! V IS MINE THO. TAEJIN. FTW.
@KookieMaknae: I like JiKook~We are getting married in October too ya know!
@RapNamMon: *jaw drops* you kids are only like 12 tho...asdfghjkl
@PeaceV: Ohh well honey and I are getting married this month!
@MerryHopesMas: WHAT. BUT. HOGI. WHAT ABOUT HOGI?!
@JinThePrince: WHAT ABOUT TAEJIN?! WE WERE UP TO SQUARE TWO WITH HOLDING HANDS T^T
@MerryHopesMas: FEMALE DOG HE EVEN CONFFESSED HIS LOVE TO ME.
@RapNamMon: Which you rejected...
@RapNamMon: Doesn’t anyone feel the need to be objective to freaking four of our member getting married? Like Jungkook is like only 11...
@KookieMaknae: I’m 16 you idiot
@RapNamMon: You look 11 kiddo
@TouchMyAbsBabe: Of course he’s an 11 on a scale from 1 to 10 of hotness <3
@KookieMaknae: Aww hyung *blush*
@SugaSwag: Ew get a life
@SugaSwag: I’m marrying V since Jhoe rejected me
@SugaSwag: Hell no am I gonna be going around confessing to him another 15 times like Daehyun just to get him to accept me
@SugaSwag: He was a piece of rotten unchewable raw skewered meat dipped in egg sauce anyways ya know?
@MerryHopesMas: *jaw drops*
@RapNamMon: er
@MerryHopesMas: Wat did I ever do to deserve this life? *sigh*
@PeaceV: Um...come out of your mother’s V
@TouchMyAbsBabe: LOL so Hobi hyung’s umma had V...so basically she had Taehyung hyung and then Taehyung hyung had Hobi hyung?
@KookieMaknae: Oh god...I truly wonder sometimes
@PeaceV: Oh btw we decided to have our wedding now
@PeaceV: So please welcome the full-time priest for this evening/morning/afternoon
@PeaceV: Jongup!!!!
@PeaceV has invited @JongFlyUp into this conversation.
@JongFlyUp: Priest Up is here.
@JongFlyUp: Today we are here to congra–
@KookieMaknae: OMFG HOW MUCH DID U PAY TO HIRE HIM?! WHAT CHURCH BTW?
@PeaceV: Kyaaa it was free! And we arranged it virtually through the Church in Chatroom B so everyone could participate ^^
@MerryHopesMas: Brb need to go jump out a window
@SugaSwag: That’s what u get THAT’S THE WAY UH HUH UH HUH I LIKE IT UH HUH UH HUH
@JongFlyUp: Now um if you excuse that interruption lemme continue, Kim Taehyung and his wife Min–
@SugaSwag: When was I the women in the relationship?!
@TouchMyAbsBabe: Oh btw what flavour is the wedding cake?
@PeaceV: My favourite, raw kimchi flavoured chicken cake ^^
@RapNamMon: Wtf...
@SugaSwag: When was I the women in the relationship HUH?!
@JongFlyUp: Erhem if you lemme continue, we are here to celebr–
@OnewChicken has added himself into this conversation.
@OnewChicken: I heard chicken.
@OnewChicken: Did somebody say chicken?
@OnewChicken: Come to me baby~
@OnewChicken: I know you want me~
@ KimchiFlavouredRawChicken has added itself into this conversation.
@KimchiFlavouredRawChicken: *runs to Onew*
@OnewChicken: *steals chicken*
@OnewChicken: SEE YOU ERs ;P
@OnewChicken is offline.
@KimchiFlavouredRawChicken is offline.
@KookieMaknae: Oh no!
@TouchMyAbsBabe: The wedding is officially cake-less :O
@JinThePrince: YESH!
@MerryHopesMas: YAY! BOO YAH!
@PeaceV: The show must go on!
@RapNamMon: Yeah I’m sure u can always get Chatroom B to virtually sponsor u guys to virtually sends cakes to all of us...
@JinThePrince: LOL imagine if that worked
@PeaceV: Thanks hyung it worked ^
@ChatroomB has supplied virtual cakes for everyone.
@SugaSwag: WHY AM I THE WOMAN?! I WEAR THE PANTS IN A RELATIONSHIP NEVER THE SKIRTS
@PeaceV: E-eh? Calm down honey...
@KookieMaknae: Ommo don’t tell me the dress V is holding is for Suga hyung...
@SugaSwag: No
@MerryHopesMas: ^HE AIN’T WEARING IT~
@RapNamMon: *forces dress on Suga*
@SugaSwag: asdfghjkl-get-qwertyuiop-off-zxcvbnm-me
@TouchMyAbsBabe: Aw hyung looks good *3*
@SugaSwag: Nup I can’t take this
@SugaSwag: I’m getting wine and spilling it on my dress so I can get rid of this piece of white crab
@PeaceV: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@JinThePrince: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@JongFlyUp: URGH I GIVE UP. I QUIT. NO MORE FULL TIME PRIEST.
@JongFlyUp: YOU PEOPLE MAKE PRIEST UP MAD
@JongFlyUp: JIN, JHOPE, LET US CRASH THIS WEDDING
@JongFlyUp has invited @BangChYeah, @HimToTheChan, @CheeseCakeDae, @WannaBeMyBrainJae & @ZeloCherryTomato into this conversation.
@JinThePrince: You heard him.
@ZeloCherryTomato: LEGGO!
@SugaSwag: Erm what?
@HimToTheChan: MA MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD. DAMN RIGHT
@ZeloCherryTomato: THEY’RE BETTER THAN YOURS
@HimToTheChan: I COULD TEACH U
@ZeloCherryTomato: BUT I’D HAVE TO CHARGE
@RapNamMon: Is that really how you crash a wedding?
@TouchMyAbsBabe: Somebody said shake?
@TouchMyAbsBabe: *shakes abs*
@TouchMyAbsBabe: *body roll*
@RapNamMon: /Millions of fans dying at the moment/
@KookieMaknae: Kookie dies too
@KookieMaknae: ..wait..YAH! ARE U CHEATING ON ME?!
@TouchMyAbsBabe: NO NO NO HONEY I AIN’T CHEATING ON YOU!
@BangChYeah: *starts drinking wine*
@CheeseCakeDae: *starts drinking wine too*
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: LET’S PARTAY~ I SHALL BE DRUNK TOO
@BangChYeah: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY!
@JongFlyUp: OH I WANNA DRINK TOO
@HimToTheChan: OH NO NO NO NO
@ZeloCherryTomato: YAY IMMA DRINK TOO
@PeaceV: We need a new priest T^T
@JinThePrince: LET US GET DRUNK
@MerryHopesMas: WE SHALL GET DRUNK
@ZeloCherryTomato: I see cherry tomatoes dancing *3*
@JongFlyUp: Cows *3*
@JongFlyUp: On the moon *3*
@PeaceV: OUR WEDDING T^T
@RapNamMon: LETS GET DRUNK I DONT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THESE 12 YR OLD KIDS GETTING MARRIED
@RapNamMon: GIRLS**
@SugaSwag: Wtf I have a dd
@RapNamMon: SO WHAT WE GET DRUNK~
@CheeseCakeDae: SO WHAT WE EAT CHEESECAKE!
@JinThePrince: No...just no
@MerryHopesMas: I’m high >:D
@MerryHopesMas: On horses
@MerryHopesMas: TWERKKKKKKKKK
@MerryHopesMas: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL~
@KookieMaknae: Can I get drunk too *3*
@TouchMyAbsBabe: No, you’ll just start dancing to ‘Something’ by Girl’s Day
@KookieMaknae: But everyone loved it :(
@PeaceV: Um no only you enjoyed yourself dancing like a girl
@RapNamMon: Can I twerk too >:D
@ZeloCherryTomato: Ew no
@BangChYeah: I think I’d puke
@JongFlyUp: Drunk Priest Up shall leave before the ugliest sight in the world is revealed...
@JongFlyUp is offline.
@KookieMaknae: So me no get to drink?
@TouchMyAbsBabe: You can drink water?
@KookieMaknae: You can go drink that poo in the toilet too ^^
@TouchMyAbsBabe: But poo isn’t drinkable >.< wee is tho?
@KookieMaknae: Nup we are done.
@KookieMaknae is offline.
@JinThePrince: Burnnnnnnn
@TouchMyAbsBabe: LETS GET DRUNK I DON’T CARE EH-EH-EH-EH-EH
@RapNamMon: /starts twerking in the middle of the room/
@SugaSwag: Oh gawd
@SugaSwag: I SHARE THAT ROOM W/HIM
@SugaSwag: /le dies/
@SugaSwag is offline.
@PeaceV: The wedding T^T
@JinThePrince: I’m here for u?
@PeaceV: Let’s get married oppa ^^
@JinThePrince:
@JinThePrince: /goes to heaven/
@JinThePrince is offline.
@PeaceV: ?
@PeaceV is offline.
@TouchMyAbsBabe: GURL THAT WEDDING WOULD’VE NEVER WORKED
@CheeseCakeDae: GURL I ACTUALLY DRANK A BIT TOO MUCH IN THE DORM
@TouchMyAbsBabe: HOW ARE U TYPING THEN?!
@CheeseCakeDae: I wad udin seeree
@TouchMyAbsBabe: U were...using Siri?
@CheeseCakeDae: asdfghjklpoiuytrewqmnbvcxz
@CheeseCakeDae: Wae can I beeee Daeliet
@CheeseCakeDae: Wear ma Romeeoooooooooooooo
@CheeseCakeDae is too drunk to be on Chatroom B, therefore we shall supply you with @Daehyun.
@Daehyun: Hi
@ZeloCherryTomato: Wtf...
@Daehyun: I’m sorry Chatroom B has only designed me to answer simple questions
@BangChYeah: O.o wtf this Daehyun is so...
@Daehyun: Handsome, mannered and mature? Yes thank you sir I get that a lot
@HimToTheChan: No seriously...I’m never getting drunk again on Chatroom B if this is what happens
@Daehyun: I’m sorry Chatroom B has only designed me to answer simple questions
@ZeloCherryTomato: This is too creepy OTL
@ZeloCherryTomato is offline.
@Daehyun: I’m sorry for being creepy but if you want creepy I suggest you watch The Conjuring in Chatroom B’s new virtual cinema, two tickets are now for the price of one ($150)
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: *jaw drops* $150...like as in 934 yuan, 1845 rupee, 4860 baht...etc?!
@Daehyun: I’m sorry Chatroom B has only designed me to answer simple questions
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Screw you
@Daehyun: I’m sorry Chatroom B has only designed me to answer simple questions
@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I prefer drunk Daehyun in the corner over there than this piece of crap
@WannaBeMyBrainJae is offline.
@Daehyun: I am not crap, I am a robot malfunctioned to keep various drunk visitors entertained.
@MerryHopesMas: This is a little to creepy for my :/
@TouchMyAbsBabe: ?
@Daehyun: I am sure Jhoe meant as in his shoe as in like the scenes where Go Jun Pyo made Kim Jan Di his shoe in Boys Over Flowers.
@MerryHopesMas: Yet you can’t answer a simple question O.o
@Daehyun: I’m sorry Chatroom B has only designed me to answer simple questions
@MerryHopesMas is offline.
@RapNamMon: So twerking still isn’t an option for anyone?
@TouchMyAbsBabe is offline.
@RapNamMon: Meanies T^T
@RapNamMon is offline.
@HimToTheChan: I’m sober now lol
@HimToTheChan: everyone actually drank LOL idiots
@ZeloCherryTomato: U drank too
@ZeloCherryTomato: Btw I just drank mineral water
@BangChYeah: I drank cordial...
@HimToTheChan: So how many of us drank again?!
@ZeloCherryTomato is offline.
@BangChYeah is offline.
@HimToTheChan: ...fine be that way rotten eggs
@Daehyun: I’m sorry Chatroom B has only designed me to answer simple questions
@Daehyun: But I see you're in need of some plastic surgery, Chatroom B can virtually fix u up in no time for only $3099.99 today!
@HimToTheChan is offline.
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