Bonus: Random Chats

The 2 B's In Chatroom B

[UPDATE: I FORGOT TO ADD TWO PICS IN LMAO THATS WHY PREVIOUSLY IT SAID ADD JHOE AND RAPPING RANGER PIC LOL WOOPS]

A/N: It’s a song related bonus chapter >:D

Therefore there will be references to songs that may be kpop or just random English songs...

Random Citizen = Subscribers <3


Songs

 

@SugaSwag is online.

@SugaSwag has added @JinThePrince, @MerryHopesMas, @RapNamMon, @TouchMyAbsBabe, @PeaceV & @KookieMaknae into a conversation.

 

@SugaSwag: I’m bored.

@SugaSwag: Why is everyone so boring?

@MerryHopesMas: Why are you such a ?

@SugaSwag: Why are you such a manwhore?

@MerryHopesMas: EXCUSE YOU.

@SugaSwag: Yes j-hoe?

@SugaSwag: I came in like a wrecking ball.

@JinThePrince: Um?

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Am I boring hyung~

@SugaSwag: Yes you are so go away.

@KookieMaknae: Suga hyung...why does your bed smell fishy?

@SugaSwag: Because I’m on my period and it ends tomorrow.

@RapNamMon: What.

@PeaceV: The.

@MerryHopesMas: Golly.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: Gosh.

@SugaSwag: It’s normal to get your period once a month, be happy it’s not every day of your life.

@MerryHopesMas:

@SugaSwag: Judge me all ya want j-hoe, I am the best.

@PeaceV: Is this supposed to be a normal conversation?

@SugaSwag: No it’s not this convo is about how I’m angel.

@RapNamMon: Is that supposed to be sarcastic .-.

@SugaSwag: No it was supposed to be a cup of coffee.

@KookieMaknae: Da fudge? That’s not even funny OTL

@JinThePrince: Is this what happens when girls get their time of the month .-.

@SugaSwag: No this is what happens when you’re a bored kid who had a little overdose on crack.

@TouchMyAbsBabe: *whispers* someone call the doctor...

@RapNamMon: *whispers* JYP

@PeaceV: *whispers* SHINee’s back


#SelfieWithSomeTrouble

 

@BangChYeah is online.

@BangChYeah has added @CheeseCakeDae, @WannaBeMyBrainJae, @JongFlyUp & @ZeloCherryTomato into a conversation.

 

@BangChYeah: Where’s Himchan .-.

@BangChYeah: I repeat.

@BangChYeah: Where is Himchan.

@CheeseCakeDae: Well it’s normal for Jongup to get lost...

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: But Himchan?

@JongFlyUp: Geez just cause I’m an idiot doesn’t mean I’m an idiot.

@ZeloCherryTomato: So you are an idiot?

@JongFlyUp: I have no common sense**

@ZeloCherryTomato: So you have no common sense?

@JongFlyUp: you Maknae. you.

@ZeloCherryTomato: I’d do myself too hyung, it’s ok. Let it all out~

@CheeseCakeDae: Ewwwwww

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Get a room ...

@ZeloCherryTomato: Says the two who call themselves ‘Daemeo’ and ‘Jaeliet’...

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: I don’t call myself Jaeliet...

@CheeseCakeDae: You’re making Daemeo sad T^T

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Thy, Jaeliet loves Daemeo tho!

@JongFlyUp: Boom.

@ZeloCherryTomato: What happened to the Jaeliet who played hard to get?

@BangChYeah: *sigh*

@BangChYeah: You guys, Himchan?

@JongFlyUp: Have you looked in the closet?

@BangChYeah: You idiot no one hides in a closet...

@ZeloCherryTomato: That’s where people get dragged out of by ghosts.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: That happens when people hide under the bed...

@ZeloCherryTomato: Meh same thing.

@CheeseCakeDae: He could’ve just gone to taken a huge dump in the toilet and got stuck in there and be screaming for help but everyone might have thought he was actually singing like what happened to me?

@BangChYeah: Nah only Jongup takes such long dumps...

@CheeseCakeDae: Did you guys know how long I was stuck in that toilet for?

@CheeseCakeDae: You unfaithful bunnies TT^TT

@ZeloCherryTomato: But bunnies are cute too~

@JongFlyUp: And they pooooooo every where hehe

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Well why can’t we just kick Himchan out of the group?

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: All he does is kill Jaeliet 24/7

@CheeseCakeDae: Good idea my love <3

@JongFlyUp:

@ZeloCherryTomato:

@BangChYeah: wow...just *speechless*

@JongFlyUp: If we kick Himchan out it means I don’t get kicked out yeah?

@BangChYeah: You guys are just ... wow

@ZeloCherryTomato: Let’s just kick Himchan out so he won’t stop asking me out.

@JongFlyUp: WAT?!

@BangChYeah: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!

@CheeseCakeDae: O.o Himchan?

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Asked you out?

@ZeloCherryTomato: asking for my underwear**

@BangChYeah: o.O how does ‘asking for my underwear’ turn into ‘asking me out’...

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: O.O why does Himchan ask for your underwear?

@ZeloCherryTomato: To smell it?

@BangChYeah:

@WannaBeMyBrainJae:

@CheeseCakeDae:

@JongFlyUp:

@ZeloCherryTomato: jk?

@JongFlyUp: So...um have you actually tried looking for Himchan?

@JongFlyUp: I still believe he’s in the closet~

@JongFlyUp: Probs taking a selfie

@JongFlyUp: Like

@JongFlyUp: Once upon a time

@BangChYeah: A few hours ago

@ZeloCherryTomato: I saw you taking a dump

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: and it really smelt like crap

@CheeseCakeDae: It smelt like crap

@ZeloCherryTomato: It smelt like crap

@BangChYeah: It smelt like crap crap crap~eeeeee

@JongFlyUp: I guess you’re really gone

@ZeloCherryTomato: and I kinda like that

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: So now that you’re gone

@CheeseCakeDae: Gone from me~eeeeeee

@BangChYeah: and now that you’re gone

@CheeseCakeDae: and I realised I can’t cook

@ZeloCherryTomato: CAUSE I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU TOOK A DUMP~

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: But shame on me YEAH!

@BangChYeah: You took so many sel~fies

@CheeseCakeDae: AND NOW I’M CRYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND.

@JongFlyUp: Oh! Oh! Where is the food~

@ZeloCherryTomato: Oh! Oh! Daehyun just ate the camera Himchan took selfies with.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Trouble trouble trouble...

 

@HimToTheChan has added himself into this conversation.

 

@HimToTheChan: Um, I’m back...

@HimToTheChan: I was just taking selfies in the closet

@ZeloCherryTomato: AND NOW I’M LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND.

@JongFlyUp: OH! OH! I WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT~RIGHT

@BangChYeah: OH! OH! JONGUP IS~FINALLY SMART.


Rapper Rangers

 

@RapNamMon is online.

@RapNamMon has added @MerryHopesMas, @SugaSwag, @BangChYeah & @ZeloCherryTomato into a conversation.

 

@RapNamMon: RAPPERS UNITED B)

@SugaSwag: GO GO RAPPER RANGERS

@ZeloCherryTomato:  DU DU DU DU DU DU

@MerryHopesMas: GO GO RAPPER RANGERS

@BangChYeah: RAPPERS FOREVER! RAPPER RANGER~ERSSSSS

@MerryHopesMas: Rapper Rangers! Look ahead it’s a badman!

@ZeloCherryTomato: IT’S MORPHING RAPPING TIME~

@SugaSwag:

@RapNamMon: Look! The badman has no more dream!

@BangChYeah: This means without a dream he’ll be an angel

@ZeloCherryTomato: Noooo without a dream he’ll be a machine

@MerryHopesMas: And if he’s a machine he’ll crash

@SugaSwag: If he was to crash we would have no one to defeat so it’s a no no no

@ZeloCherryTomato: No Rapping Rangers = No GO GO RAPPING RANGERS ~ DU DU DU DU DU DU

@BangChYeah: And we need that very good intro!

@MerryHopesMas: OH! OH! CAUSE NOW I’M LYING ON THE COLD ICED GROUND.

@RapNamMon: This isn’t about you J-hoe, it’s about the Rapping Rangers!

@MerryHopesMas: NO IT’S ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@BangChYeah: I need to give the pink rapping ranger a punch

@ZeloCherryTomato: *enter dramatic music*

@SugaSwag: AND NOW JHOE IS LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND~OH~OH

@RapNamMon: And now it’s paradise

 

@JYP has added himself into this conversation.

 

@JYP: *whispers* JYP...


Hungry es Everywhere

 

@CheeseCakeDae is online.

@CheeseCakeDae has added @HimToTheChan into a conversation.


@CheeseCakeDae: I’m hungry

@CheeseCakeDae: Female dog get me some food

@CheeseCakeDae: Or give me your camera

@CheeseCakeDae: I’ll eat that

@HimToTheChan:

@HimToTheChan: Get your own food you lazy piece of fruit

 

@CheeseCakeDae has added @WannaBeMyBrainJae into this conversation.

 

@CheeseCakeDae: Peasant

@CheeseCakeDae: Get me food

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: Wtf ain’t nobody got time for that

@HimToTheChan: EVERYBODY SAY NO!

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: NO!

@HimToTheChan: WE ROLL~WE ROLL~

@CheeseCakeDae: You guys are just lonely idiots

 

@CheeseCakeDae has added @JongFlyUp into this conversation.

 

@CheeseCakeDae: Jong–

@JongFlyUp: No bish

@JongFlyUp: I can’t cook anyways

@CheeseCakeDae: Then buy it for me you slave

@JongFlyUp: EVERYBODY SAY NO!

@HimToTheChan & @WannaBeMyBrainJae: NO!

@CheeseCakeDae: Duck it I’m just gonna go out and buy food

@JongFlyUp: EVERYBODY SAY YES!

@WannaBeMyBrainJae & @HimToTheChan: YES!

 

@CheeseCakeDae is offline.

 

@HimToTheChan: BECAUSE I’M A MOTHER FATHER GENTLEMAN

@WannaBeMyBrainJae: CAUSE IMMA DU~DU~DU~DU~DU

@JongFlyUp: CAUSE I’M A MOTHER FATHER MOONWALKING MAN

@HimToTheChan: No

@HimToTheChan: It’s not about you

@HimToTheChan: It’s about me

@JongFlyUp: -.-

@JongFlyUp: Just get out

 

@JongFlyUp has kicked @HimToTheChan out of this conversation.

@HimToTheChan has added himself back in to this conversation.

 

@HimToTheChan: I GO BY THE NAME OF HIMCHAN FROM B.A.P

@HimToTheChan: It’s only been 1 minute since I got kicked out of the convo

@HimToTheChan: And imma bout to set this chatroom of fire

@HimToTheChan: So you better get some water, cause I’m getting mine

@HimToTheChan: EH EH EH EH EH EH EH

@HimToTheChan: B.A.P

@HimToTheChan: EH EH EH EH EH EH

@HimToTheChan: NAEGA CHAE CHALAGA

 

@WannaBeMyBrainJae has kicked @HimToTheChan out of this conversation.

@WannaBeMyBrainJae has blocked @HimToTheChan.

@HimToTheChan has blocked @WannaBeMyBrainJae back.

@JongFlyUp has blocked @WannaBeMyBrainJae.

@JongFlyUp has unblocked @WannaBeMyBrainJae.

@JongFlyUp has blocked @HimToTheChan.

@HimToTheChan has blocked @JongFlyUp back.

@ChatroomB has blocked them all and banned them from using chatroomb.com ever again.

 

@ChatroomB: jks jks jks jks


Admin Hope: 

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DID YOU SEE BAP BEING CUTE DORKS SAJKHFJKFDKHFJDKV

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Midnight-Rose
#1
Chapter 7: It's been 5 years and this still makes me laugh xD
Bubbaboo #2
Chapter 1: lol. omg. that baseball joke...that actually made me laugh xF
Potahyun #3
THIS IS SO GODDAM FUNNY OMG *^*
ljexolove
#4
Chapter 17: HAHAHA I LOVE THIS! XD THIS TOTALLY MAKES MY DAY!!!!
kleffki09
#5
Chapter 16: WTF!? I TOUGH THIS WAS DEAD!! T.T MY FEELS HAHAHAHA *-*
GgukChanbae
#6
Chapter 10: The part when @JYP suddenly came in and whispers makes me LMFAO so hard !
Ilovekpop
#7
Chapter 16: ASDFGHJKL
It's 7 here and I'm laughing like a fat rolling peanut.
Like help. Plus my coughing doesn't help.
See you could update this in one flipping day ._.
alwaysmakne935
#8
Chapter 15: Ye . So cool. I'm so excited. It's gonna be brill. Yes yes. Happiness.
Ilovekpop
#9
Chapter 15: Pfft. I have nothing to update with tho.
At least I'm first
alwaysmakne935
#10
Chapter 15: Hey! So I've been keeping up with this fic and absolutely loving it but I'm wondering when or if you are going to update it. I've read almost all of everyday is messaging day and I know it has been finished. I really love this crack fic and it has never failed to make me laugh. Even after reading it time after time. I hope you continue to update. Authornim... HWAITING!!!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡