Away-Bati
You and I Against the World [Wish Upon a Star Sequel]
Kris: Look what you did! Damn it! Leche! Bahala kang mag-administer diyan! I'm outta here! * face*
Ako: You are not allowed to go out unless you have started answering the questionairre. Please surrender your cellphone already.
Kris: Ang tigas din ng bungo mo no? Ayan! Isaksak mo sa baga mo yang cellphone ko! Bwisit!
Ako: this . I'm going to start with or without you damn it or else..
Nilapitan ko si Powie. With my intense stare.
Kris: Or else what? Magsusumbong ka?
Ako: *sinipa tutut niya* Goodluck sa kinabukasan mo! Okay! Shall we begin? You may refer to your booklets and as I read the instructions, you may follow me while silently reading them.
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Ang sakit sa balls.
Mas nakakaasar pa yung smirk niya when she looked my way.
Bwisit.
I've got no choice but to take this test.
Ako: This is not a timed test, so you may take your time in answering the questions. Normally this test is taken for 40 minutes. You may now begin.
So ayun si babae. Feeling supervisor ang peg kasi she's roaming around the room. Naka-high heels pa si ateng. I wonder how girls are able to survive wearing those things.
Putek. 566 questions tapos wala pa ko sa kalahati. Ano bang minemeasure nito?
Ako: As much as possible, be honest and truthful as you can.
Bakit? May lie detector ba 'to? Stress.
1 hour later..
Nagpasa na lahat ng EXO members ng MMPI kay Powie.
It felt like I lost my brain.
Sehun: Nakakasabaw -.- *sighs*
Ako: I feel you. Ganyan din naranasan ko while taking that exam.
Luhan: Grabe. Ano bang minemeasure nito?
Ako: It measures different kinds of mental disorders.
Chen: WTF DI AKO BALIW.
Ako: Sira, di naman porke mataas ang score mo eh baliw ka na. Bat ako, I took this back in THIRD YEAR.
Third year si Powie when I broke up with her. I still remember.
Kai: Powie, you sounded like a professional the whole time.
Xiumin: Medyo kinabahan kami sayo. Ganun ba dapat?
Ako: Oo. Actually mild approach pa nga yun eh.
Suho: Nasanay silang mabait at innocent ka eh. *pats head*
Kris: Yung cellphone ko ipaayos mo.
Ako: Oo na. Maghahanap ako ng shop.
Baekhyun: Girl, stress. Nasabaw ako sa exam. Meron pa ba?
Ako: Depende sa performance ko. Manager oppa, what do you think?
Manager Hyung: Powie, I would like to point out a few things. First, okay naman ang pagbibigay mo ng instructions. Naiintindihan naman nila and tama naman loudness ng voice mo. Kaya lang, nung mga oras na kailangan nang magtago ng gadgets, nataranta ka na at di mo na sila ma-control. Lalo na yung sainyo ni Kris.
Baekhyun: Waaah! Sorry Powie!
Kai: Sorry! *bows*
Kris: So am I to be blamed?
Manager Hyung: Kayo naman. Sinabihan na kayo na bawal ang gadgets, sige pa rin ng sige.
Tao: Hyung, wag mo namang tatanggalan ng work si Powie dahil dito.
Manager Hyung: I'm sorry Powie but you..
Yes. Sa wakas. I've been waiting for this. Ayoko na siyang makita.
Ako: Oppa *sobs*
Manager Hyung: You have to administer another exam tomorrow.
Ako: So.. Oppa..
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