Here We Go Again
You and I Against the World [Wish Upon a Star Sequel]
Biglang nagslam ng booklets sa table si Powie, which shocked all of us. Nakakapanibago ang fierce look niya pero di ako papaapekto.
Ako: Please refrain from talking to your seatmates during the exams. Cellphones must be kept off or in silent mode. Once you're caught, you will no longer be allowed to take the exam. Are there any questions, clarifications, violent reactions?
ALL: NONE.
Ako: Good. Well, let's begin with MMPI. The Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory.
Minnesota... What? Nakakastress naman.
Ako: I'll be providing you with pencils, booklets and answer sheets along the way but first let me give you the instructions first.
Binigyan niya kami ng booklets isa isa.
Putspa.
566 items?!
What the heck?
Di kaya ako mawindang nito?
Stress.
Nakita ko si Baekhyun na paunti-unting binubuksan ang booklet. Biglang nilapita siya ni Powie.
Ako: Please do not open the booklet until you are told to do so. Each of you must have one booklet and one answer sheet.
Suho: Guys, kulang pa ba kayo ng answer sheet o booklet?
Chanyeol: Nope. Complete.
Ako: Do not write unnecessary stuff on the test booklets.
Blah blah blah. I feel like I'm in high school.
Ako: Please fill up the necessary information needed on the answer sheet. Make sure you write legibly.
Calligraphy kaya gawin ko? Hmmm.
Ako: Wow Kris. Parang Fine Arts lang ah.
Kris: I know right?
Ako: Eh kung yang oras mong pinapang-caligraphy eh pinangsasagot mo nalang sa MMPI?
Xiumin: Burn.
Lay: Apply alcohol on the burned area.
Chen: Kill it before it lays eggs.
Luhan: Gotta catch them all!
Ako: SILENCE! You are not allowed to talk during the examinations. Baekhyun, no using of cellphones! Chanyeol, don't take pictures of the exam! This is confidential!
Ha. Buti nga. So now alam mo yung feeling na nagsasaway ng mga members.
Ako: Give me your cellphones.
Kris: Akala ko ba silent mode lang?
Ako: Give it to me this instance.
Lahat ng EXO members binigay, pero ako nagmamatigas pa rin.
Ako: Kris baka gusto mong ibigay, diba?
Kris: May reklamo ka?
Ako: Buti nalang kasing haba ng baba mo pasensya ko. Akin na!
Kris: Ayoko sabi eh!
Ako: TEST ADMINISTRATOR MO KO!
Kris: So what?! You ain't the boss of me!
Biglang nahulog ang cellphone ko, at nasira ang LCD.
Kris: ! That's my I-Phone 5S!
Nga nga. Tahimik ang room.
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