Kai's TV

EXO SKITS!!

 

It was a lazy day at the dorm. EXO didn’t have any schedules for that day, surprisingly. So they all just hung around the

house doing whatever the heck they felt like doing.

 

However, not all were happy…

 

LuLi sat on the sofa, watching her favorite cartoon show. So what if she was 18? She loved SpongeBob and there was

nothing anyone could do to change that fact. This episode was one of her favorites. She could sit there and watch this show

all day and not get bored. The only hard thing though was that it was in Korean. So, even though there were some words

and phrases that she couldn’t understand, she got the basic idea of what was going on.

 

She was getting to the best part of the episode when the channel on the TV changed.

 

“Huh? No!” LuLi reached for the remote only to find Kai sitting next to her, flipping through the channels. “Kai I was watching

that!” LuLi reached for the remote, but he swatted her hand away and put the remote in his other hand.

 

“You’ve been watching SpongeBob for the past three hours now. It’s my turn to use the TV.” He said, playing keep away with

her.

 

“But I was almost at the best part!” LuLi practically was climbing over him to reach the remote.

 

“Yah! Get off of me!” He started to shove her away, but she just kept on resisting. “It’s just SpongeBob!”

 

Time seemed to stop. Kai stared at LuLi with horror written across his face. He can’t believe he just said that. How could he

say such a thing? What had he done…

 

“Want to run that by me again?” LuLi grabbed the collar of his shirt and glared him down, gritting her teeth.

 

Kai may have been scared at the moment, but he wasn’t about to let himself loose. He removed her hand from his shirt and

pushed her back away from him.

 

“You are too old for SpongeBob.”

 

LuLi’s mouth dropped and she crossed her arms. “Take that back!”

 

“No.” he crossed his arms as well, a sign that he was going to fight her till the end.

 

LuLi decided that enough was enough. It was time to play dirty. “Your hair .”

 

“Your face .”

 

“You smell worse than the garbage can.”

 

“Your Korean is absolutely atrocious.”

 

“Your dancing .”

 

Kai inhaled sharply, not believing what he had just heard her say. “Say what?”

 

“Your dancing and isn’t y at all.” LuLi stuck out her tongue.

 

“That’s it!” he tackled her with a pillow, hitting her on her sides and on her head. LuLi struggled to stay on the sofa. Kai kept

hitting her with the pillow.

 

Out of the corner of her eyes, she saw Kris standing there, a worried expression on his face. He watched as Kai beat LuLi

with a pillow, wondering if he should go break it up or stay out of it.

 

“O-oppa! Help!” LuLi shouted as she covered her face from the wrath of Kai. Maybe it wasn’t a good idea to say his

dancing . Kris walked over and pulled Kai back by his collar, letting him fall backwards on the sofa. LuLi grinned

smugly.

 

“Enough Kai.” Kris took a sip of his soda in his hand. “I don’t manager hyung complaining to me when he finds her

 

 

smothered to death by a pillow.” 

 

Kai sat up and looked up at Kai, whining and kicking his legs. “Hyung! She said my dancing .”

 

Kris stood there, blinking. He took another sip of his soda before looking at LuLi, shaking his head. “Carry on.”

 

“OPPA!” LuLi yelled at him as he walked off. Before she could get anything else out, Kai attacked her with a pillow again.

 

“Take it back and I’ll stop!” Kai put his back in to it, hitting her with the pillow relentlessly. Nobody says his dancing .

NOBODY.

 

“Let me watch SpongeBob and I will!” LuLi yelled at him as she tried to grab the pillow away from him.

 

“NEVER!”

 

“FINE! THEN YOU’RE A CHEESY DANCER WITH CHEESY FACES AND YOU AREN’T Y AT ALL!!!” LuLi shouted

at him. She was starting to get irritated with being hit in the face with a pillow. It wasn’t something that was the least

bit enjoyable.

 

Kai stopped midair. He looked like he wanted to sit in a corner and cry. Nobody has ever mocked his dancing before. This

girl had some guts. He ran his hand through his hair and groaned.

 

“So?” LuLi wiggled her eyebrows at him, waiting for his answer. She now knew how to bug him from now on. All she had to

do was mention his dancing.

 

Sighing, Kai moved back to his side of the sofa, putting the pillow down. He reached for the remote and gave it to her.

“Fine. Here.”

 

LuLi squealed in delight, snatching the remote from his hand. “I take it back. You are a GREAT and Y dancer.” She

turned the TV on and started looking through the channels.

 

“That’s right.” Kai said smugly crossing his arms and lifting his chin proudly.

 

“Aw man!” LuLi gasped in disbelief. This couldn’t be! “SpongeBob is over for the day!”

 

Kai leaned over and snatched the remote away from her for the second time that day. “My turn.”

 

This was all his fault.

 

“YOU DANCE WITH TWO LEFT FEET!”

 

“YAH!”

 

 

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Micassie #1
Chapter 5: Boomshakalaka. XD
jessie14
#2
Chapter 5: lol cute :)
jessie14
#3
Chapter 4: ahhh sehun's fall justmade me want to laugh aha, I can imagine this as a short episode of like an exo comedy or something haha XD
and wow... you have a funny imagination haha
update soon~
jessie14
#4
Chapter 3: lol cute, but how you can read muffled screams XD lol :)
this is cute, update soon~! :)
jessie14
#5
Chapter 2: hahaha this is funny and cute
so these skits are of past times during their one year since debut right? it's cool ^^