Waking Up Luhan

EXO SKITS!!

 

“You first.” Sehun pushed the girl in front of him, scared.

 

“Heck to the no!” LuLi spun around, standing behind him and pushed him forward. “YOU first.”

 

It was 7:00 in the morning, time for EXO to wake up and get ready to go to their schedules. However, there was

always one member who didn’t like to be woken up. LuLi was pretty bad when trying to wake her up. She would kick,

scream, punch, and throw things at the members. However, there was a member who was worse than her. It was as if

the devil had come from the pits of hell and occupied his body every morning. He may seem cute and sweet on

camera and he was usually a really friendly and happy boy…until you wake him up. He turns all hulk on you in seconds.

 

Every morning the members did rock paper scissors and picked two members to go wake the Chinese boy up. This

morning, LuLi and Sehun got chosen to their horror and fright. Sehun had woken him up once before and almost

literally pissed his pants from how scared he was when Luhan suddenly attacked him. Today was LuLi’s first time

getting picked.

 

She lives in the same room as Luhan but had never attempted to wake him up, she wasn’t suicidal. She had heard

horror stories from the other members about their adventures in waking Luhan up. Even Kris was scared to wake the

boy up.

 

LuLi and Sehun were standing in front of the door to the room, staring at it. Sehun gulped loudly and reached a shaky

hand to the door knob. Slowly, like REALLY slowly he opened the door. It creaked the whole way until LuLi had

enough and just pushed the boy through with all her strength. Sehun gasped and stumbled into the room, falling on his

hands and knees on the ground. He spun his head around and shot a glare at LuLi while she just rolled her eyes and

walked in the room.

 

“Seriously how bad could he be?” LuLi was scared, but she was trying to act tough. She didn’t think Luhan would do

anything to her.

 

“SHHH!” Sehun put a finger to his mouth and gave her a panicked look. “You’ll wake the beast.”

 

“That’s the point, dummy.” LuLi rolled her eyes at the boy and walked over to the bunk bed. LuLi slept on the bottom

bunk and Luhan slept on the top. She grabbed the bar of the bed that kept him from falling off and lifting herself on her

tip toes to get a look at the Chinese boy. He was laying on his stomach, hugging a pillow in his arms. His hair was as

if a bird tried to make a nest in it. The blanket was so tossed about and messed up that only a corner of it covered his

stomach. He looked a mess, but cute. He looked so innocent when he slept. Ok, well, he looked innocent when he

was awake, but that’s not the point! LuLi just couldn’t understand how such a calm person could turn devilish in the

mornings. She had never witnessed him being woken up either. She had heard screams and pleads to “Have mercy

on me!” but had never actually witnessed any of this with her own eyes.

 

“LuLi careful!” Sehun pulled himself up beside her and peeked over the bar slightly, looking at their target. He elbowed

the girl next to him and nodded to the sleeping figure on the bed. “You first…”

 

“Ok.” LuLi shrugged and jumped off the railing. She was starting to tremble a little, but she wanted to prove that she

was tough and could wake up the sleeping beauty. She grabbed the ladder with both of her hands and took the first

step.

 

“It was nice knowing you my twin.” Sehun said as he still hung on to the railing of the bed. LuLi rolled her eyes and took

the next step up the ladder. She could see over the bed now. Luhan’s foot was in her face and she wrinkled her nose.

She took the last step up the ladder and then climbed onto the bed. She moved herself around Luhan’s legs, crawling

towards him. He shifted in his sleep, causing LuLi to go into panic mode and hug the wall. “Scared?” Sehun mocked

her, a slight smile on his face.

 

“Shut up.” LuLi stuck her tongue out at him and let the wall go. She sat there and stared down at the sleeping boy who

was now sprawled out on his back. LuLi closed her eyes and breathed in deeply. “Here I go.” She poked him in the

stomach. “Oppa…” she poked him again. “Wake up.”

 

“Mmmm…” Luhan groaned a bit but didn’t move or open his eyes.

 

“Try again.” Sehun said.

 

LuLi reached her hand out and froze. She was getting more and more nervous now. She gulped and took a deep

breath before trying again to wake the boy up. This time, instead of poking him, she slapped him a good one on the

stomach.  “Oppa-AHHHHHHH!!!”

 

Luhan’s eyes had shot open in a second from the impact of her hand. He shot a terrifying death glare at her before

roughly grabbing her by the wrist and pulling her towards him. He shifted all his weight until he was on top of her,

pinning her to the bed. LuLi stared up at those bloodshot sleepy eyes, terrified. She was pinned down by him, unable

to move. She was sure she was going to die in that moment.

 

“HYUNG!!!!” Sehun ran from the room, shrieking and calling for the other guys. “LUHAN IS GOING TO KILL LULI!!!”

He tripped over his own feet and Luhan and LuLi heard a loud thump as Sehun fell to the ground.

 

 

LuLi blinked a few times and forced a smile on her face. “O-oppa good morning…” Luhan was staring at her, still half

asleep. His eyes were half open squinting against the bright sun shining through the window. Even though he was half

asleep, he still managed to look scarier than any monster in any scary movie she had ever seen.

 

“Why did you wake me up?” Luhan glowered down at her, not in the mood. He was enjoying his sleep and the

wonderful dream he had been having. But no, SOMEONE just had to come and ruin it all. He smirked evilly, “You know

what happens now right?”

 

LuLi stared at him, nervous. What was he going to do? Skin her? Throw her off the bed? Suffocate her with a pillow?

Instead he did something she least expected.

 

“Quickly before he kills her!” Sehun dragged Kris and Chanyeol into the room. When he turned to look at the bed he

stopped in his tracks, astonished at what he was seeing. LuLi was underneath Luhan, pinned to the bed. Luhan had

let all his weight fall on her. Using her as a pillow, he decided to go back to sleep. LuLi was awkwardly lying there,

staring at the ceiling, her arms tightly at her sides. Luhan smiled, enjoying making her feel uncomfortable.

 

“Luhan what the hell are you doing?” Kris asked while shaking his head at the sight he was seeing in front of him.

 

“She’s a girl, I can’t exactly throw her off the bed or beat the crap out of her like I do with the rest of you.” Luhan said,

yawning and not opening his eyes.

 

“Gee thanks…” Chanyeol muttered while pouting like a sad puppy. He had been punched and thrown off that bed

countless of times. LuLi was getting special girl treatment apparently.

 

“Help…” LuLi eyed the boys out of the corner of her eyes. She was very uncomfortable and could feel her legs falling

asleep with all the added weight on top of her.

 

“Get yourself out of it.” Sehun shot a jealous glare at her. She didn’t even get her hair pulled! What the heck was going

on? Was Luhan playing favorites? “Yah Luhan hyung! Do you like her more than us or something?”

 

Luhan grinned, still not opening his eyes. “I want to be on the good side of the only girl in this group.” LuLi’s mouth

dropped open as he tightened his grip on her. She wanted to get off this bed, NOW.

 

Kris grunted at him, not finding it very funny. “Don’t you dare do anything Luhan.” Luhan just laughed at him and

continued to lay there. He was having fun punishing her by making her feel uncomfortable. Like he said, he couldn’t

physically hurt her like he did with the boys. He had to use some way to punish her for her behavior.

 

The three boys left the room, too irritated with the fact that LuLi got the easy way out to help her. So they just left her

there, begging and pleading with them to help her.

 

All that could be heard throughout the room was LuLi’s hopeless pleads and Luhan’s soft breaths as he fell back

asleep. 


Sorry for the way this chapter is set up!!! for some reason every time I try to change it it won't work. 

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Micassie #1
Chapter 5: Boomshakalaka. XD
jessie14
#2
Chapter 5: lol cute :)
jessie14
#3
Chapter 4: ahhh sehun's fall justmade me want to laugh aha, I can imagine this as a short episode of like an exo comedy or something haha XD
and wow... you have a funny imagination haha
update soon~
jessie14
#4
Chapter 3: lol cute, but how you can read muffled screams XD lol :)
this is cute, update soon~! :)
jessie14
#5
Chapter 2: hahaha this is funny and cute
so these skits are of past times during their one year since debut right? it's cool ^^