Ok, so I didn't make any user names for them, I just put their names. But here is their chat ^^

Suho has started a conversation with LuLi, Baekhyun, Chanyeol, and Chen

Suho: guys you there?

Chen: what do you want?

Baekhyun: guys…we are all in the house.

Chanyeol:  HIIIIIII!!!!!!!! :D

Suho: LuLi? You there?

Chen: she probably forgot how to use the keyboard.

LuLi: shut up Chen -.-

Suho: good you are all here. We need to talk about something.

Chanyeol: BAEKYUN YOU SAID HE’D NEVER FIND OUT!!!

Baekhyun: I didn’t tell him!

Suho: …tell me what?

Chanyeol:…nothing.

Baekhyun: *rolls eyes* idiot.

Chen: anyways what do you want gramps?

Suho: well I needed to talk to you guys about your behaviors lately…and I’m not a grandpa!

LuLi: what behaviors? I’ve been a good girl ^^

Chen: right

Bakehyun: sure

Chanyeol: your halo is crooked

LuLi: thanks guys >.>

Chen: oh by the way your underwear is in the fridge.

LuLi: CHEN YOU JERK!!

Chanyeol: lol she really yelled that.

Baekhyun: Don’t you know that a cold is the best? :P

Chen: that sounded wrong…

Baekhyun: thanks I was going for that effect ^^

Suho: anyways, you have been the most troublesome members lately. Baekhyun sweety, I know you like to lighten up the mood, but pranking others isn’t exactly the best way to do it. So if you could find another hobby? Chanyeol, if you could tone down that voice of yours then that would be good. You have a lovely voice but America doesn’t need to hear it also. Chen dear, if you could stop tormenting the other members by teasing to reveal their secrets, then that would be much appreciated. And LuLi sweetheart, all your energy is great, but you are a bit too hyper. Oppa’s can’t keep up with you.

Baekhyun: what if I don’t want to stop?

Chanyeol: my voice is naturally this fabulous, I can’t change my fabulousness :D

Baekhyun: I have no words for your idiocy Chanyeol.

Chen: Suho I know PLENTY of secrets about you xD

LuLi: you guys don’t like me D:

Suho: No LuLi we love you! And Chen what the hell do you know?!

Chanyeol: Chen do you still have that picture of Baekhyun? Hahahahaha!!!

Baekhyun: What picture?!?!

Chen: yeah and that one of Suho hyung!

LuLi: sorry for being such a bad maknae!!! T.T

Baekhyun: what the hell is wrong with her?

Chen: PMSing.

Baekhyun: ah.

Suho: Guys would you all calm down!

LuLi: I guess I could always just live by myself…

Chen: great idea, maybe it’d be more quiet after you leave

Chanyeol: LULI IS LEAVING?!?! O.O

Suho: No! stop LuLi, you are staying here. Chen be nice. Oy…I need help.

Suho invites Kris to the chat.

Kris: what do you want?

Suho: help me. They have gone crazy!

LuLi: but you said oppa’s are tired of me!

Chen: damn right

LuLi: HEY!

Baekhyun: we’re more tired of you Chen

Chanyeol: guys I found a video of Baekhyun dancing to himself all y like in the mirror! BAHAHAHAHA!

Baekhyun: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!!

Kris: SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY!!

LuLi:…

Baekhyun:…

Chanyeol:….

Chen:….

Suho: O.O easy on their little hearts…

Kris: Chen stop being a jerk or I will tell everyone what you did the other night! Baekhyun if you don’t quit fooling around I will kicked you out of this world! Chanyeol if you don’t shut that loud obnoxiously annoying mouth of yours then I will sew it shut for you! LuLi stop being so over dramatic and calm down or I will give you sleeping pills to make you shut up and glue your to a chair!

Suho: Kris I said to be easy on their little hearts! I think you broke them instead…All of their hope and dreams are now shattered!

LuLi: ok oppa I will be calmer from now on.

Baekhyun: I will tone down the pranks and jokes.

Chen: I won’t tell your deepest darkest secrets.

Chanyeol: I will be quieter from now on.

Suho: ……… :O Kris how did you do that?!

Kris: Boomshakalaka.