Brainless Genius

EXO Meets Omegle! Ω
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 chapter nine 
 
Brainless Genius
 
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"The..What show?." Kai rubbed his cheeks confusely.
 
 
"Hyung, That's..." D.O pointed at Baekhyun, smirking.
 
 
'Very cool!!!!" He shouted.
 
 
"Eh? Are you serious about this!!, I should tell you more then my friend!!"
 
Baekhyun pulled D.O and Sehun together with him to his room.
 
 
"Whatever..I'm not joining." Kai chuckled and went out of the dorm.
 
 
The 3 girls already left, they're scared of being caught by the other members and get dragged out by the securities.
 
 
"As you can see I've been planning this for 1 week, I decided to do what I'm inspired with, being a...drum roll please.." Baekhyun mumbled making D.O and Sehun wanting to find out more.
 
 
"Say it Hyung!" Sehun screamed.
 
 
D.O followed Sehun's words.
 
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"A..Youtuber!!!!!!!!" He laughed while clapping his hands.

 
"Hyung..You're a genius! What are you planning to do?" Sehun asked.
 
 
"Like I said before..the Baektricia show.." Lazily Baekhyun opened Omegle leaving Sehun and D.O wide awake.
 
 
"Hyung!! You're opening Omegle again!!?? Why??" D.O screamed, his hands were sweaty.
 
 
"D.O hyung, your eyes just got bigger.." 
 
 
"Don't talk about it Sehun!!" He replied.
 
"As you can see my little kids, Omegle is where we can start our business..
 
We get to know new things from here and what I'm doing right now is promoting my show on Omegle,
 
so people would see and comment what they think about "The Baektricia Show""
 
Baekhyun looked relaxed while explaining the point.
 
 
"I found Youtube from this website!!" He smiled happily.
 
 
"Ok."
 
 
"I'm not sure" D.O and Sehun stared each other awkwardly.

 

 

Meet strangers with your interests!

You are connected to a random stranger. Say hello!

You both and stranger both like Youtube.

Stranger: Hello

You: Hey you should check out my channel, named the Baektricia show.

Stranger: ok??

You: Thanks, don't forget to subscribe :D

Stranger has disconnected.

 

Searching for a random stranger..

You are connected to a random stranger. Say hello!

You and stranger both like Youtube.

You: Hey check out my channel named the Baektricia show!! You won't regret what you watch!!

Stranger: Baektricia? and I suppose Baek stands for Baekhyun? omo he's my bias ^.^

Stranger is typing..

Stranger: I love you pal :D

You: thank you, I'm his..

 

"Hyung don't tell you're Baekhyun, later there's going to be news around ALLKPOP about you,

it happened to me before" Sehun spazzed all around the floor.

 

"Tell her that you're his..girlfriend!! In real life!! that way no sasaeng fans will be mad and there won't be any bad news about you!!" D.O bugged his eyes out.

 

"You're a Genius!!" Baekhyun smiled.

 

You: I'm his girlfriend!! In real life..We've known each other for a while now :D

Stranger: Are you kidding me?

You: nope, Just see my profile pic on Youtube!! :D

It was a picture of him and his girl version edited.

Stranger is typing..

Stranger: I'm done.

You: You liked it?? thank you :D

Stranger has disconnected.

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"D.O, strike two you are right again!! the fans are happy about it!" Baekhyun and D.O brofist.

 

"Don't act gay infront of me crazy hyungs" Sehun mumbled with a weird expression on his face.

 

"Bromance, nothing really gay about it Sehun" Baekhyun let out his words.

 

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Hours later.

"Sehun!! D.O!! look!!" Baekhyun ran around the dorm.

 

"What is it again?" Sehun stood up and went to Baekhyun.

 

New notifications:

1 Subscriber

"One subscriber!!" Baekhyun started to jump around.

 

Kai called them suddenly.

"Baekhyun hyung!! who the hell is Baektricia??!! your girlfriend??!!

some sasaeng fans won't let me in to the dorm!! they're all holding a banner with "I hate Baektricia"

"I'm going to eat Baektricia" writings!!" He screamed.

Baekhyun hung up.

 

"the fans loves me, for my Baektricia show.." baekhyun wiped few of his tears of enjoyment.

 

"Hyung, their complaining fans. And they're more like angry mob's now." Sehun stared at the floor, thinking.

 

"Let them in, I'll give them autograph..Sehun can you please take my make up and wig??"

 

                   

     

                                       


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 author's note 
 
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» I think Baekhyun's a little crazy in this chapter update, a little..abnormal. I don't know why maybe he's really into the Baektricia show thingy!! I just wished it was real! would be weird as hell. Thanks for all of the comments and feedbacks you gave me, some of them are really funny, Seeing you react to Baekhyun or Sehun, I'll try making Chanyeol and his kardashians obsession shine in few of the next chapter, for my love to Chanyeol xDD LOL. Well so long and keep rolling like a buffalo!! :D
 
 
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kuromi_hanami91 #1
Please update soon authornim!
kuromi_hanami91 #2
Chapter 14: Update soon okay love ur story!
barooya #3
Chapter 14: I just love how Chanyeol reacted with the question of aids ohmyg XDD rlab
bambampattanan
#4
Chapter 14: LOL STRIP CLUB XD HAHA
Dianosaur
#5
Chapter 14: LOL OMFG I LOVE THE GIFS
Dianosaur
#6
Chapter 13: xD oh gosh
Dianosaur
#7
Chapter 12: Aww poor Bacon ;-;
Dianosaur
#8
Chapter 11: O_o is Chanyeol actually saying that? xD
Dianosaur
#9
Chapter 10: LOL POOR CHANYEOL
Dianosaur
#10
Chapter 9: OMG I KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA DO