Kpop Merchandise for sale
Why you shouldn't become a Kpop Star
Walking into a store which sells Kpop merchandise and making a 360 degree turn, you will find that pretty much every item on the display shelf has a picture of your oppa's face printed permanently onto it. You see T-shirts, socks, phone accessories, pencil cases, posters, photo albums, etc. You turn around to find fans squealing with excitement at the merchandise as they spot their oppa's face on it. Only god knows what fans do while staring at their oppa's/ unnie's posters and photo albums (*cough cough*). Did I forget to mention that there are KPOP BODY PILLOWS for sale? Oh wait I did... Anyways, for those who don't know what a body pillow looks like, here’s a picture:
Ok, now imagine yourself, as a Kpop star, at your concert and you see fans wearing T shirts and socks with your face on them and they're sweating like crazy. Who wants their face worn (not literally) on the smelly, sweaty feet and body of a fan? Too bad, you don't get to choose because to companies, your face is nothing but a MONEY MAKER. Anyways, aside from all the perspiration, let me tell you about fan signing.....
Ok, you're a famous Kpop star and you're at your concert and it's time for autographs and pictures. Fans bring in albums, photo albums, posters, shirts,body pillows etc for signing. Signing a body pillow with your own face is pretty awkward as you think you might know what they do with that body sized pillow with you printed on it..(*cough*) Well it's already awkward enough signing a product with your own face on it as you can see the creepy 'ERMAHGERD' look on your fan's face.. this is the look I'm trying to describe here :
That's right! It's the overly attached girlfriend kind of look.
Anyways, whats going to happen to all these products once the fans are tired of you? Trust me, someday they will be tired. Either the products are off to extermination (The bin, for those who didn't know what I meant) and you'll probably see your scrunched up face on top of a huge pile in a rubbish bin.... (*sob* my face, my face, my beautiful face T T) or the owners will desperately be trying to sell them on the internet, hoping someone would take the rubbish off their hands.
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Here I shall conclude this chapter, I'm super busy at the moment... Yeah, it's exam time llOTL...... So that might explain my lateness in updating, sorry people. To those who're interested in reading more, please subscribe!!!
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