MAMA please save me from those mean men on my computer

Life as a Maknae

 

 

Kai's POV

 

 

What? Oh hey there.
 


Hmmm.. What are you staring at?

 

Fine. If its like this..
 


Hands in place..
 


Lip bitting check and..
 


Grind

 

 

 

 


"Kyaaaaa! Oppa!" キター━━━(♥д♥)━━━ !!!!! 
 


"Kai! Stop making the girls go crazy!" Kyungsoo said


 

 


"Tch. They love it though." well, you do, right? *smirks*
 

 

 


"You kids! Let's practice! We aren't some rookie group from SM entertainment that's making their fandom crazy because of the lack of comebacks! Not yet anyway." Suho, our so called leader said
 


We're getting there. We're kinda like the school's mascot (dogs really) we get kicks from performing. But hey, I love what we do. 

 


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"Guys. A fan just gave this to me! Baek, do you want it?"

 

Its an eyeliner. What am I supposed to do--

 

"An eye liner!? I use that all the time! See? I'm Byun Baekhyun, in charge of the eye liner!"
 


But why is he looking at it as if its food? Remind me not to show him new eyeliners

 

"Ah!! Aaah! I want to use it! Let's use it for tonight's performace!"

 

Chanyeol hyung grabbed it laughing and looking at it like its his first time seeing it. Where does he hide his crack, his eyes!?

 

 

 

 


A few minutes later
 




"There! Its done!"

 

"Is that you Xiumin!? That's some scary ."

 

"What!? It looks awesome! What the hell happened to Kai!?"

 

"Shut up! Whatever. I'm taking a picture of this."

 

Its time. We stepped on stage and saw the hilarious reaction of the crowd. SUCCESS!! This performace of MAMA will be awesome!


 

 

 

 

Don't I look cute? *smiles*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

♥ AYO WADDUP this is PURPLECARAMEL                                                                                           ♥ 

 

HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY to MY DEER PRINCE LUHAN! ♥♥♥

 

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Sobs Sorry for your erted noona

 

GIF's are accurate. Really. I love those people who make them and THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTUALLY IN THEM.

SO! What do you guys think about EXO's Comeback? The EXOTIC watch is STILL LOADING..

 

 

 

They keep saying SOON but when exactly is that SOON, huh Luhan!? Kris!? Explain yourselves!

 

Kris: Maybe next time

 

OKAY... Oh! Have you guys seen the HUNHAN gifts! Like, Exotics are so sweet! They bought clothes, perfumes and everything! I hope HUNHAN would wear them soon~ *Dies from cuteness*

 

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wait. woah. hold up. SOMEONE UPVOTED THIS!? *ugly sobbing* Thank you so much! I'll get into crack-- I mean make you laugh more in the future! *Crying like Suho*

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lordkrisdemort #1
Chapter 7: Omg Anterograde Tomorrow XD XD hey jongin read Countdown and most of all read ARBITRAGE!!! XD XD
And Sehun's Mithithipi successfully made me fall off my chair
kpopfanluv
#2
Chapter 6: A werewolf was unleashed..



Lol XDXDXDXDXD
ThisMomentWhen
#3
Chapter 5: hahaha that was so funny!! xD can't wait for more!!! :D
oh and yesh!!! I read many mangas :p MANY MANY :D
kpopfanluv
#4
Chapter 4: Funny tao in this chappie!
kpopfanluv
#5
Chapter 4: Funny tao in this chappie!
peculiar
#6
Chapter 2: I like thisss!!!:D