Kai's POV

. Its too tight! "Sehun--ah!!"

"Just hold it a bit longer! One more.. Its already inside! Be a man for godsake!"

"Shut the fu--!! Ah! Its too ing tight!!!" aaah!! I can't take it anymore!

*Zip*

"There! The hell Jongin, are you getting fat?"

"How dare you! Its your fault that my clothes shrank!"

"Psssh." he left the room with a smug look on his face. Stupid pants. Even more stupid Maknae! Why'd he even try to do the laundry today!? I'll drink his stocked up Bubble Tea later on in the fridge. Bwahaha!

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What to do.. What to do? 

Should I call Taemin hyung? Meeh. Maybe he's with Minho hyung. They're dangerously close, you know!? Minho hyung even held off a year just to be with him *shivers* scary..

"Yah! Kim Jong In! What is this?!"

Kyungsoo barged into my door. "Do you know what knocking is hyung?" he glared at me even more. Pffft that's ing adorable

"That's my underwear duh." I answered rolling my eyes

"And what the hell is your underwear doing on my counter top!?"

"Its hungry.. See! I put it there yesterday! My baby needs air too right?" ^__^v

His eyes turned like this O_O then his face went red and.. you get the picture.

"The fuq is wrong with you!? I won't make you my pasta tonight! Hmp!!"

"What!? Noooo---"

"YAH! KIM ing JONGIN!!" Sehun busted into my room. Screaming his off. What!? Has no one ever heard of manners!? Sheeesh.

"YOU! YOU DRANK MY BUBBLE TEA DIDN'T YOU?!" he shouted, holding the empty cup that I drank last night.

Oops. "So?"

"You are so dead." gulps

"Count me in." with both fist heading straight to my face.

"."

*le runs to the door with the speed of light*

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HAPPY 19^_th BIRTHDAY to the WORLD's FLOWER BOY Mr. OH SEHUN! ♥♥♥

I need a little double meaning, random crackfic in my life. 

LAUGH OUT LOUD. 

I'll keep updating while I can. XD but then most of the time I'm really corny and just sick that its not even funny anymore xD 

So yea. Enjoy?

PurpleCaramel...

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