Man: Hey, you..

Eunhyuk: Hey (panting) .. you guys … stop..

Man 2: Um, who’s this?

Man: Why are you asking me? How the heck should I know!?

Man 2: Owh.. are you.. a ert?

Eunhyuk: What? (noticing that he’s breathing heavily) Seriously? I’m a ert…seriously?

Man: Well, your face does give the feeling of..

Eunhyuk: What the hell man? You’re the ert here!

Man 2: Hey, watch your mouth, kid! We ain’t ert!

Eunhyuk: Then what are you?

Man 2: His name is Lee and I’m … Shu.

Taeyeon: Lee and Shu? Do you think anyone will ever believe that stupid name ..

Eunhyuk: Oh, so that’s your name!

Taeyeon: (sigh) I forgot there are someone who will.. I’m outta here..

Man: Hey! Hey! Where are you going!? (hold her hand tightly)

Taeyeon: Let go! Ah~ jeongmal!

Man: (release his grip) I-I’m sorry.

Man 2: Why do you say sorry for?

Man: Oh right! Sorry..

Man 2: Stop saying that!

Man: Sorry..

Man 2: Argh, I can’t work with this fool! Give her to me! 

Eunhyuk: Hey, let go of her!

Shindong: Hey, let her go..or else.

Man: Or else ..what!?

Shindong: Eunhyuk! Explain … “or else” to this guy right here. (smirk)

Eunhyuk: Meorago? Me?

Shindong: Of course.

Eunhyuk: Um.. (laugh awkwardly) .. or else.. we will beat you up! Yeah, that’s it!

Shindong: (pull Eunhyuk aside) Dude, what the heck do you said that for!?

Eunhyuk: I tought that’s what you mean by “or else”.

Shindong: (sigh) I’m talking about reporting them to the police or something like that.

Eunhyuk: Oh… we’re screwed, aren’t we?

Shindong: Oh, your mouth has never failed to do that.

Man 2: (laughing like a maniac) So..which one first?

Taeyeon: You stay out of this!

Man 2: Yes, ma’am!

Man: Argh, you useless piece of …

Man 2: Hey, I have a heart too, you know?

Man: Why did I recruit you on the first place?

Man 2: You never pay me! I work for free!

Man: Well, take it! Here’s your money!

Man 2: What? Oh, thanks –

Man: Now give it back!

Man 2: Why?

Man: Your job performance is not very good, if you know what I mean.

Man 2: Argh! It’s your fault!

Taeyeon: What!?

Man 2: Nothing..

Eunhyuk: Now, are you going to give me the lady, or something bad is gonna happen here, right now.

Man: Look at this guy! He think he’s a hero! Hahahaha!

Eunhyuk: I’m not a hero! I’m just a guy that likes to help!

Shindong: Here we go again..

Eunhyuk: Back then, when I was little, I have a pet dog, her name is Shampoo.

Man: Shampoo?

Taeyeon: Say what now!?

Shindong: Yup, I’m suprised too when he told me this story 2 years ago. Shampoo? I mean, seriously? 

Taeyeon: You’re making it worse, Shindong.

Eunhyuk: So, one day, Shampoo went missing and I searched for her –

Man: Hold up! Hold up! I don’t get it!

Taeyeon: Finally! I tought no one gonna stop Eunhyuk from talking about –

Man: Why is it missing?

Taeyeon: Why every one I met is a total weirdo? Even you!?

Man: Just pay attention.

(Taeyeon just loss of words and start gawking)

Eunhyuk: Okay, how about this? How much for the girl?

Taeyeon: Excuse me!?

Eunhyuk: You want to be saved or not?

Taeyeon: I don’t see any threat .. from either one of you.

Man: Burn!

Eunhyuk: She’s talking about you too.

Man: Double-burn! (after a while) Oh.. that’s harsh.

Eunhyuk: I know, right?

Man: Ah, I just let her go. She’s worthless anyway.

Taeyeon: What?

Man: I mean, she has no money in her purse. I think I’m gonna be a good citizen from now on.

Taeyeon: This is getting awkward..

Eunhyuk: Really?

Man: Nah~ just kidding. (take Taeyeon’s purse and run away)

Taeyeon: Hey!!

Eunhyuk: Let it go. We’ll report about it later.