A traffic jam when you're already late
 A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
 It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
 It's meeting the man of my dreams
 And then meeting his beautiful wife
 And isn't it ironic...don't you think
 A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

-Alanis Morissette/Ironic-

Another ONEW story  \(´▽`)/

Sorry if there are a lot of grammar mistakes -.-' still english is not my first language.