"Baek Jihyun? Most likely to die a crazy cat lady"

 

 

 

 

 

Kim Hyuna/ Diva: the sarcastic best friend

 "You are literally too stupid to insult"

"You cannot do that, that is social suicide"

"Sarcasm is just one more service we offer"

 

"No one messes with Kim Hyuna"

 

 

 

 

Im Yoona/ Barbie: Public Enemy No.1

"Im Yoona is the 'it girl' here. Everyone adores her"

Teaser:

I awoke to the heavenly sound of a deep male voice cooing a sweet lullaby in my ear. A stray ray of warm sunshine splashed across my face and I snuggled tighter into my bed sheets, indulging in the warmth, the sweet scent, the warmth radiating from that toned body-

“OH MY GOSH!” I shrieked, sitting bolt upright as I pushed the singing figure onto the floor with all my might. He groaned and opened one hazel eye sleepily.

“Problem?” he asked in his impossibly heavenly voice. I scooted to the other side of the room out of pure panic. What was this y stranger doing in my apartment given the fact that everyone knew I was a complete social pariah?

“YES THERE IS A PROBLEM, YOU ERSE BUFFOON,” I hollered back, making him wince at the volume of my presumably hoarse morning voice. “WHAT GIRL WOULDN’T BE WORRIED TO HAVE A CREEPY STRANGER IN HER ROOM?” I grabbed the nearest object to my left, a sparkly pink hairbrush with the "Barbie Fairies" sticker already flicking up at one corner. I shrugged, this would have to do. If Mulan could defeat the Huns with a single fan, I could defeat the dude by brandishing a hair brush and trying to look as menacing as possible.

“But I’m not a stranger,” he pointed out, sitting upright and giving me a good look of his toned abdomen and arms. I slapped two hands over my face, trying to protect my poor, eyes. “I’m a genie for your wish.”

“You-” I blurted, giving him the most deadpanned look I could muster. “Say what?!”

“I’m sticking with you until I can fulfil three wishes,” he explained with a smirk. “Boyfriend status comes with no extra fees charged.”

I contemplated jumping out the window but my life was simply too precious, I had a financial report due today. Pinching myself, I mumbled, “Lord, I must be going mad.”

“I believe I have not properly introduced myself,” he sang, smirking at my mortified expression. “Genie level 5, Kai at your service. Your wish is my command.”