Deer Boy vs Sasaeng Fan

GIVE ME BACK MY BAG DEER BOY!

 

-Maci’s POV-

 The phone rang for the third time

 come on…pick up already!

I splayed myself comfortably on the hotel bed

Wei? (hello?)” a soothing voice answered

Oh! He’s Chinese too

“Hello? Are you Lu Han?”

“Yes that’s me. How’d you get my number? Are you a fan?”

“Excuse me? what? Look I’m the girl from before. You took my bag and I’m only asking to get my suitcase back”

“I Don’t think so. Clearly I took my OWN bag. I know you’re a fan but please respect my privacy. Take care. Bye!”

What? Wai-!” ughh self absorbed…Deer boy! Geeze!

 

-LuHan POV-

“who was that hyung?”

I placed my cell phone beside me “Sasaeng fans got a hold of my number. Something about taking her suitcase” I shrugged “yah help me unpack Sehun-ah”

“Dae hyung!” Sehun grinned

Sehun’s fingers wrapped around the zipper and tugged at the case

I sat beside Sehun as he dumped the contents onto the floor

“Yah why did you dump it out!”

“Hyung!” Sehun’s face puckered into an odd expression “Do you wear these?”

He pointed to a pink bra embroidered with lace and a pair of within the pile of flowery dresses

Shocked, I didn’t know what to say other than to stammer “B-but! W-what! That’s not mine!”

“I figured that…Hyung it says Maci Wong on the tag. You grabbed the wrong suitcase!”

“She wasn’t a sasaeng fan…? I have all my clothes in there! I need them tomorrow!”

“aighh you can just borrow my clothes hyung or XiuMin Hyung’s clothes” SeHun muttered “I’m going to bed”

“Yah! Yah! You’re not going to put that stuff back in the bag?!”

“Hyung! It’s your problem now!” Sehun winked before closing the door behind him

Hmmm its late now so I should call her tomorrow…oh krisus! do I really have to touch this feminine stuff?

 

-No One’s POV-

Sunlight beamed into the room once Sehun pulled the curtains opened, then he sighed

“Hyung! Wake up!” Sehun tapped LuHan’s arm

“Kris Hyung! Wake up!”

Xiu Min bursted into the room

“WAKE UP!!”

LuHan and Kris didn’t budge an inch

“MANAGER HYUNG! THEY’RE NOT GETTING UP!” XiuMin yelled out

“hyung! You’re making me deaf!” Sehun pouted

“SeHun, you can yell it today”

SeHun nodded then grinned “EXO WAKING FORMATION!!”

The other 8 boys gathered into the room

The boys split into 2 groups of 5, perfectly executing the operation

LuHan and Kris were both carried away to the bathroom

LuHan awakened as his group was passing the living room “Yah YAH! I’m AWAKE! I’M AWAKE! LET ME GOOO!”

“XiuMin! SeHun ah! Let me go! See! I’m wide awake!” LuHan panicked

“ayyy Hyung! You know the rules! Whoever doesn’t wake up gets the cold water treatment to stay awake” Sehun grinned evilly “hehehe that’s why we wake up on time. You should do that too hyung!”

 

“AGHHHHHH! It’s COLD!” LuHan shivered as he sat on the floor of the tub in total defeat

His teeth chattered as he spoke “w-why m-me! yah!”

The other boys enjoyed spraying LuHan with ice cold water, mercilessly

“Dui Zhang’s turn!” Suho yelled out

LuHan was freed and ran off to his room, dripping wet

He stripped himself of the wet clothing and stole one of XiuMin’s outfits to wear for the day

LuHan began towel drying his hair as Kris entered the room

“you too?” Kris questioned

LuHan chuckled “It’s always us two.”

“Hyung did you still need to borrow clothes?” SeHun asked

“Morning buddies unite!” Luhan shouted out suddenly

Kris and LuHan pounced at the door, pulling the panicked SeHun into the room

“HYUNGS! Someone! HELP! ARGHHHH! NOOOO!”

 

“muhahah revenge is sweet” Kris chuckled as he rubbed his hands together

“there! Finished” LuHan bursted into laughter as he took a peek at Sehun

SeHun sat up, with a pout plastered across his face “This is not funny Hyung!”

In black marker, across SeHun’s forehead wrote ‘I am LuHan and Kris’s slave’ as well as other random doodles on his face

“Hurry and go wash up” Kris sent SeHun off with a pat on the back "get dressed! We're leaving soon"

“I need to find that girl and get my clothes back soon…”

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A/N: short chappie for now! The next chapter will be way more interesting (well i think it is anyway)

Any comments or suggestions for improvements will be appreciated! 

so my awesome subscribers stay entertained with a few pics of these lovely boys! <33

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kekek they are so handsome in suits! 

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Kimberly_729 #1
Chapter 23: Omg the ending so cute nice story!
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Chapter 23: gr8
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Chapter 5: tnx it was cute
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#5
Chapter 23: Ahhha CUTE story xD WRITE MORE PLEASE :)
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Chapter 23: Love it :)
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#7
Nice story :)
pinkypn #8
Chapter 23: I'm a bit confused here. So did they have a kid and got married while she was pregnant with their second kid
Riine-Pryde
#9
Chapter 22: I love the proposal and the mrs deer ! I can't believe they did it in one take ! They're gorgeoussssss
baekbootybabe
#10
Chapter 21: Hai~ New reader here!! I really like this story so far! Hopefully, Yoonji gets charged for something. One thing!!!!!!!! My lord!! I knew something was wrong with her since the start!!!!!!!!!!