SHOPPING

I’M IN AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WITH DONGHAE AND I AM JONGHYUN’S SISTER AND HIMCHAN LOVES ME AND TOP IS A VAMPIRE WHO WANTS MY SWEET NECTAR BLOOD AND REN IS PART OF A GANG THAT KIDNAPS ME BECAUSE HE WANTS TO KEEP ME AS HIS WOMAN SLAVE AND ON TOP OF IT ALL I A

 

I feel terrible for not having updated yesterday, but alas, we were both exhausted after our mini road trip the day before. Then we started watching Boys Over Flowers, and I got depressed at the plot and felt hardly any inspiration... but I hope this chapter makes up for the short absence. Once again, you all are amazing for even showing a remote interest in this craziness. Shisus bless you all! :D

 

 

Saturday arrived, and dress shopping was taking way longer than any of you had anticipated. You needed to find a dress that looked good on both you and Jonghyun, which proved to be rather difficult. Every dress that the two of you tried on looked great on you, but on Jonghyun it was always either too tight, or too clingy, or too low-cut, or too short—if you bend down in that, people will know you’re not Mary Sue.

 

Eventually, you just got fed up with trying on countless dresses, so you just sat back with Amber and watched as Key presented your brother in different dresses, looking for the perfect one.

 

“So how was your study date?” you asked her, as Jonghyun emerged from the dressing room in a sea foam green mermaid-skirt halter dress.

 

“Date?” she chuckled a bit nervously. “It wasn’t a date, it was just—we’re just—that one isn’t a good color on you,” she said.

 

Key huffed and pulled Jonghyun back into the dressing room for another go.

 

Amber looked back at your inquisitive expression. “We’re just friends,” she said. “We just studied together. As friends.”

 

“Okay,” you said. You really didn’t mean anything by your question, and you didn’t expect Amber to get all worked up over your choice of words. You both just sort of stared awkwardly at the floor after that.

 

The velvet curtain in front of you was swished back dramatically, revealing Jonghyun in a sparkly hot pink knee-length tieback this time. You and Amber considered this for a moment, then both scrunched up your faces and shook your heads. Looking disappointed, Jonghyun closed the curtain again.

 

“It was fun,” Amber said. You looked at each other and shared a friendly smile.

 

“Does anyone want to ask me about my date?” Jonghyun threw back the curtain to emphasize the word my. He had on a leopard dress with cutouts at the hips.

 

“That dress is not okay,” Amber answered.

 

“He took me out for coffee, and then we took a walk through the Rising Gardens of the East.” He wistfully drew forth the curtain again. “Mary Sue, you really are lucky to be able to marry Donghae,” your brother said from the dressing room.

 

You suddenly felt the need for some fresh air. You stood up from the plush couch you and Amber shared. “Does anybody mind if I just take a walk for a little bit?”

 

Amber shrugged noncommittally.

 

“Go,” you heard Key say.

 

With that affirmation, you made your way past the store clerk and out to the street.

 

The friendly clerk went to the back of the store to check on the only customers he had at the moment. “Do they need any assistance in there?” he asked Amber.

 

She tried to stop him from entering the dressing room, saying, “No, I don’t think—“

 

But it was too late, as he peeked behind the curtain only to see Key lacing up a corseted dress on Jonghyun.

 

The store clerk took a step back. “That’s a—“ He cleared his throat and tried to hide the sudden blush on his face. “That’s a good color for you,” he said, and then left his customers alone for the rest of the night.

 

You took a deep breath of the chill night air. The dress shopping had taken so long that the sun had already set. You looked around before turning left and heading down that way. You would just take a quick walk around the block, just to clear your head and not think about the complications of your arranged marriage.

 

This really was a tangled mess you had found yourself in. Two men were carrying on a relationship with you, one fake and one arranged, and both were against your own will. What happened to marriage being for love? You didn’t think you loved either of them. You never had a chance to really get to know them, because everything surrounding the time you spent with them was to please outsiders. You really wished someone would just save you from this nightmare.

 

You turned a corner and collided with someone who just seemed to appear out of nowhere. Before you could fall backward though, his hands shot out and grabbed your arms, steadying you. His grip was firm and he didn’t let go.

 

You peered into the face of this tall stranger. He had large, dark, almond shaped eyes that seemed like deep hollow pits, and his eyebrows were raised in intrigued amusement. The corners of his mouth were pulled up just slightly.

 

“S-sorry,” you stuttered. “I didn’t mean to—“

 

“Shhh,” he hissed softly.

 

You didn’t know why, but suddenly you couldn’t move. Not even to pull away from his grasp.

 

“What are you doing walking out here alone?” he almost whispered. Rather than looking concerned, however, his eyes seemed alight with pleasure. He leaned closer, inhaling deeply, his eyes rolling back as he did so. When he breathed out, a sweet scent hitting your face, his piercing gaze fixed on you again and you were paralyzed. “Don’t you know it’s dangerous to be wandering around at night?” he murmured against your ear.

 

Suddenly you were terrified. He had asked you a question. He wasn’t talking anymore. Did he expect you to say something? What if you didn’t talk? Would he kill you? Was he a ? You should probably say something, just to stall him, but you couldn’t think of anything. Just say something!

 

“Are you a ?” Why did you say that.

 

He chuckled, his cool breath caressing your neck beneath your ear. Your breath hitched in your throat. Besides his hands firmly keeping you in place, he wasn’t touching you, but the way he was trailing downward made you shiver.

 

“No,” he growled. “Is there anything else you want to know about me?” His lips made contact with your collarbone and you shivered again. “It’s the very least I can grant you in your final moments.”

 

Final moments? You couldn’t breathe. He was going to kill you. You had to stall. You thought of anything to ask him, anything that would keep him talking and not killing you. “N-name?” you choked, your voice cracking and barely audible.

 

You could feel his smile break, and his teeth gently gliding against your throat. He breathed in. This was it. Your heart was pounding in terror. You squeezed your eyes shut as you waited for the end. Or for him to say his name. Whichever came first.

 

Neither came first.

 

Instead, he was roughly pulled away from you. Without his firm grip on you keeping you upright, you collapsed and opened your eyes to see him pressed up against a wall by another very tall man, who was holding an ornate knife to the first man’s throat.

 

“Give me a reason why I shouldn’t kill you now,” the second man spat at your attacker.

 

The first one chuckled, apparently finding being threatened with a knife very funny. He held his arms out to his sides in a half-hearted shrug. “I’m an endangered species?” he said cheekily, to your bemusement.

 

“You and I both know that’s bull,” said the second guy with intensity. “I know what the covenant has been planning.”

 

You were very confused about what they were talking about. Endangered species? Covenant? What was going on here?

 

The second man trailed the knife downward, keeping his hold on the man against the wall. “Now,” he snarled, stopping his hand so that the tip of the knife rested over the other’s heart, “give me a reason to let you go.”

 

The first man’s almond-shaped eyes darted to you, still on the ground, and the second glanced at you in reaction. His large eyes widened when he saw you and he didn’t take his gaze away.

 

A moment passed before the first man, seizing the opportunity given by his assailant’s distractedness, shoved away from the wall and broke free from the other’s grip. He swiftly took off and in seconds had disappeared.

 

Your rescuer, still stunned, looked between you and the direction your attacker had fled, before bringing his hand to his mouth and muttering, “He’s headed north down sixth.” Then he turned back to you and approached. When he reached you, he immediately bent down and hoisted you back up on your feet. “Are you hurt?” he asked, his wide eyes boring into yours.

 

Still unable to speak, you just shook your head. He seemed to relax a little. “Good. You should get back,” he said. “It’s not safe to walk around alone at night.”

 

“S-so I’ve heard,” you mumbled shakily.

 

He smiled a little. Then his eyes lit up, as if he’d just thought of something, and he reached into the inside of his jacket and pulled something out. “Here,” he said, holding it out to you. It looked like a dog tag, but it had an intricate carving of a bird or something similar.

 

“What is it?” you asked.

 

“Phoenix talisman,” he answered. “For protection.”

 

You smiled, grateful, as you accepted it. “What about you?” you questioned, not wanting him to be in danger because of you.

 

He grinned. “I’ll be fine,” he said. “You should be getting back now.”

 

You nodded, gripping the talisman in your hand. You turned around and slowly walked to the corner, but before you walked past it, you looked back. The man had already disappeared.

 

When you reentered the dress shop, drained and scared, confused and bewildered, an argument seemed to have broken out between the three you left behind. Jonghyun was now wearing a floor length halter with a plunging backline and gold beading. “I like that one,” you interrupted their quarrel. You were so ready to leave this place and be in the safety and comfort of your bed.

 

Jonghyun looked triumphantly back to Amber, who sighed and put her face in her hands. Key grinned smugly. “Oh Wooyoung!” he called, and the employee you passed on the way out came over with a nervous expression on his face. Key gestured to the gown Jonghyun was wearing. “We’ll take two of this one,” Key told him.

 

As the poor confused shopkeeper rang you up five minutes later, you kept reliving your strange encounter over and over in your head. Your thumb ran over the Phoenix talisman in your pocket, feeling the grooves. It was strange to think about but you couldn’t help but feel an inexplicable connection to the man who gave it to you.

 

Key turned to Jonghyun, bringing you out of your reverie.

 

“We need to find you a good bra to go with this,” he said.

 

Wooyoung looked up from the cash register and gaped at them.

 

“What?!”

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getting back to writing you guys so anticipate some updates soon :D

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BaekChaYun #1
Okay, I know I am commenting on the foreword, but when I saw the list of characters, I was just saying wtf in my head. This is way too much for me to process right now. But, because of all the wtf-ness, I am going to bookmark this. It seems so frickin hilarious!
exolovechick
#2
I almost p*** my pants when I saw my name kekeke
littlecritter35 #3
Questions:

Wooyung, what did you think when those two guys came into your shop and started trying on dresses? Why did you react the way you did when they came back several months later with the one guy's identical twin sister?

Kris and Tao, would you elaborate on what you did in Las Vegas, or is what they say true: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas?

Himchan, do all of your romantic relationships begin with ruined leather?

For the authors, why did Donghae have to turn into a fish to get MS out of the engagement?

I guess that's it for now.
chrldonr
#4
WOW!!!
What a very long title,,,,
mimimiawww
#5
WTF YOUR TITLE VERY LONG. HAHAHA
are you writing description as your title. lol
Senpaimnida
#6
Chapter 43: Okay, so here are my questions:

To Mary Sue:
1. Are you really that stupid or are you just pretending?
2. Have you ever considered the fact that no one likes you and you're just plain annoying?
also
3. What eye color do you think suits you best?

To Chanyeol:
1. Why the hell do you even like Mary Sue? Can't you see that her brain went missing when she was born?

To Key, Krystal, and Amber:
1. Why are you even friends with Mary Sue? Especially you, Key.

To Key:
1. How did you manage not to kill Mary Sue? If it's because Jonghyun is her brother, don't worry. I don't think he'd really mind if she was gone.

To Jonghyun:
1. What's it like to have a mentally disabled sister?
2. Don't you think it'd better to send her to a mental hospital? Since she has the mentality of a 7 year old child.

To Donghae and Eunhyuk:
1. Are you going to adopt a child or is one of you really pregnant? If so, how, fcking hOW?

To our lovely writers:
1. How did you come up with the idea of this fic? Was it after having read all those stupid and cliché fics here on aff?
2. What's it like to write a fic with someone else? How do you share the work? What does the process of writing together look like?
3. Was the plot planned from the very start or did you sometimes go with the flow?

Gonna ask more questions when I come up with some more :D
Senpaimnida
#7
Chapter 43: oh my god

I don't know if you're aware of it, but you've managed to create a Mary Sue that I hate but also enjoy reading about at the same time.

also jfc the b!tch finally realized that gay people exist. after like 43 chapters lol.

AND OMG I DIDNT EXPECT SUNGMIN AND SUNNY TO BE SIBLINGS. SRSLY I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING.
Well at least Baekhyun got the girl he wanted lol.

but tell me
is this really the last chapter of the proper story? no more annoying Mary Sue doing and saying idiotic stuff? D:
Senpaimnida
#8
Chapter 42: OH MY FREAK8NG GOD GUYS YOURE BACK OH MY GID IH MY GOD IM CRYING

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS UPDATE FOR LIKE A YEAR BUT IT WAS WORTH I

and jfc a dating rpg sim? aRE YOU SERIOUS
ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS

GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
Mattokki
#9
Chapter 4: this is beautiful
Senpaimnida
#10
guys I fckking miss this story

fck I'm gonna re-read it tonight while crying a river because no update for almost a year LMFAO