“How exactly are these gonna help us sneak into a frat party?” I asked as I picked up a fake moustache from a pile of old Halloween costumes. 

“They’re disguises,” Lisa answered like I was the stupid one.

“We’re supposed to blend in, not look like we’re bearded ladies who escaped from the circus,” I said. 

“You just want to dress like a ,” Lisa accused, poking my nose.

I swatted her hand away. “No, I don’t even want to do this. I don’t want to go to a frat party,” I said, crossing my arms. I was putting my foot down and putting a stop to this madness.

“So you’re just gonna let Irene get taken advantage of by some frat boy?” This was Yeri, who was wearing a rainbow clown wig. 

“No, that’s not even gonna happen. Joohyun is smart, she can take care of herself. If she decided to go to a frat party, she must have good reason to do so and I’m going to respect that and respect her and-“

Lisa had pulled out her phone to show all of us a picture on Instagram of a guy with a bowl cut who had his arm around Irene. “This guy is the reason.”

"That's Park Bogum," Yeri said. "He's a senior and he plays lacrosse and he's notorious for sleeping around."

“You gonna let him put his dirty paws all over your Joohyun?” Joy challenged.

“C’mon, Seulgiyah, you’re way cuter than this guy. Show us that teddy bear fighting spirit!” Jisoo yelled. 

I sighed. I was outnumbered. 

“Guys, I don’t want to ruin things for Joohyun. If she wants to hook up with… that swamp thing, she’s allowed to… grrrrrr, I’m gonna rip his face off his head!” 

*

It turns out it was really easy to get into a frat party when you owned a short skirt and a set of s. Who knew? 

Also, Lisa knew a guy. 

“Jackson Wang!” she exclaimed when our group walked in. 

This so-called Jackson was looking cheesy in a shirt with a popped collar. But Lisa was all over him and had forgotten about “the mission”. The rest of our group also kind of drifted away from each other as people found persons of interest. Way to show solidarity, guys. Once again, I found myself on my own, deserted by the people who were supposed to be m