INCORRECT QUOTES
UPDATED: JANUARY 5TH, 2023

Someone: What is it like, being the leader of Girls Zone?
Riel: Imagine living with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.
Someone: Okay...
Riel: Now throw that idea out of the window

Suryang: *entering the house with an ostrich and a smoothie*
Riel: Hey, Tubtim... what do you have there?
Suryang: A smoothie.

Anti: Girls Zone !
Mia: We will defeat you...
Seoljung: ...with the power of friendship!
Anti: Ha- *gets stabbed*
Bonnie: And this knife I found!

Pet Store Employee: Ma'am, please leave the fish alone
Seoljung, scooping the fish up with her hands: THEY ARE DROWNING!

Bonnie: AH! A snake!
Maya: No, Bonnie, those are some noodles.
Bonnie: Oh.
Bonnie: AH! A snake!
Maya: No, Bonnie, those are the same noodles again.

Mandy: What's up s? I'm back from jail.
Angel: s?
Maya: jAIL???

Chaerin: So we have good and bad news
Riel: Okay, bad news first
Chaerin: The fire we started in the living room is out of control
Riel, now panicking: THE WHAT??
Bonnie, holding a perfectly toasted marshmallow: Wow, you don't even care about the good news

Angel: [about to kick down a door] Stand back.
Maya: One moment.
Maya: [knocks on the door] Hello? Could you please open the door?
[door opens]
Angel: ...Well, I could have done that.

Riel: If you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Maya: An unlimited amount of bread
Riel: World peace? Good health? Or maybe you-
Maya: Sourdough, preferably

Suryang: Do you know why I called you here?
Seoljung: Because I keep drowning my sims kids then making them have more?
Suryang: What? No. Jesus christ

Mandy: How tall are you?
Maya: This is a threat

Seoljung: *playing dead*
Angel: How stupid does this kid think we are? Those two Xs you marked over your eyes aren't fooling anyone-
Chaerin: *drops everything in her arms and rushes over to Seoljung's side* Oh no, our baby! *picks her up in her arms* WHYYY!?
Angel: *sighs* Except idiots
Chaerin: *starts sobbing loudly*

Riel: Just a gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.
Mia: No
Riel: That was a gentle reminder, yet your single word of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage.

Riel to Seoljung: We don't use bad words in this house.
Mandy, from the other room:

Suryang: What's the problem?
Mia: Riel keeps replacing normal words with animal names just to annoy me
Riel: Come on, you know I don't do it on porpoise

Riel: Some people ask why? Seoljung asks why not?
*cue explosion in the background*
Maya: I ask why a lot

Mia: Why are you on fire?
Suryang: This is just how my day is going.

Riel: Stop inhaling the air from the balloons!
Seoljung: *in a squeaky voice* I'm not inhaling the air from the balloons
Riel: *takes her balloons and walks away*
Seoljung: *turns to the rest of Girls Zone* How'd she know that?

Maya, texting Angel: you're st*pid
Angel: why did you censor stupid
Maya: BECAUSE IT'S A ING BAD WORD SAYA

Bonnie: I thought it was a rule that didn't matter. Like running with scissors.
Riel: That IS a rule that matters!!

Chaerin: Someone stuck a funny hat on my head
Chaerin: I'm going to leave it there
Chaerin: This is who I am now

Maya: There's no way I'm gonna take part in your stupid plan
Mia: I'll give you $20
Maya: Deal

Mia: What if I'm allergic to people? Specifically people who are more successful than me?

Seoljung: Why'd you give me an F??
Teacher: You haven't turned in anything all semester
Seoljung: But I reblogged the lucky pencil??

Mandy, on a motorbike: What are you doing?
Bonnie, on a horse: You said we were going for a ride

Suryang: I heard an interesting rumour today
Mia: Only one? I started at least twelve

Maya: I told you not to wear it in the shower
Seoljung, holding a soggy Burger King crown: I don't need a lecture right now

Mandy: *handing Chaerin a box* Happy birthday!
Chaerin: *opening box* It's empty?
Mandy: Oh. Huh. Uh-oh.
Mandy: Hey, guys, if anyone sees a salamander, it's Chaerin's okay? 

Chaerin: How long are you gonna be mad at me?
Maya: Ten minutes. 

Mia: I never brag.
Chaerin: You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.

Mandy: Bonnie, tell him where he can stick his grapes!
Bonnie: In the fridge
Mandy: No- 

Suryang: Why is Daon wrapping herself in plastic wrap?
Seoljung, without looking up from her phone: She said it's because she's a snack.

Mia: [gets pulled over]
Cop: Papers.
Mia: Scissors. [drives off]

Suryang, flying a plane: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make, but first, promise you won't get mad

Angel: Tell me a secret.
Mandy: I grew up thinking Eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I found out he wasn't I was devastated.
Angel: That.. is not what I meant. 

Maya: Bacon makes everything better!
Maya: *puts bacon on piles of electricity bills*
Maya, fighting back tears: HAHA SEE?? EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL!!!

Riel: Am I dramatic? Yes.
Riel: Is it justified? Also yes.

Bonnie: I'm getting a medal at school because I put out a fire. Maybe that's what I should be when I grow up, a professional medal-getter

Suryang: When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like whaaaat?

Seoljung: I've been eating peanut M&Ms in the hopes that if a cannibal eats me and is allergic to peanuts I can get my revenge
Maya: That sentence started out so normal

Riel: Jesus can walk on water
Riel: Watermelons are 92% water
Riel: I can walk on watermelons
Riel: I am 92% Jesus

Suryang: Screw McDonald's, let's go to the farmer's market, it's healthy and 100% free!
Maya: No it's not!?
Suryang: Well it is according to dietitians and my mom. Geez, if you don't like vegetables, just say you don't like vegetables

Chaerin: The file won't attach to the email
Maya: Maybe it has trust issues

Mia: If someone tried to make me dig my own grave, I'd just say no.
Mia: I mean, they're gonna kill me either way, and I'd love to die the way I lived: avoiding manual labor.

Riel: Seoljung, please go wash the dishes
Seoljung: Ok boomer
Riel: Excuse me?
Seoljung: Ok boomer unnie

Angel: Goodnight moon.
Angel: Goodnight tree.
Angel: Goodnight demons that only I can see.
Bonnie, suddenly wide awake:

Maya: Of course I can reach Beyonce's vocal range. Just throw a rabid dog at me

[Group Chat]
Chaerin: i got stabbed lmao
Angel: lmaoo samee
Riel: oof rip
Mandy: mood rn
Suryang: why can't any of u text like normal people
Chaerin: no i really got stabbed
*sends a picture of her lying down in an ambulance*
[several people are typing]

Bonnie: In Thailand we say “บี๊บ บี๊บ ผักกาดหอม” and it means “Your eyes are stars”, and I think that’s beautiful.
Seoljung: That's amazing!
[later that day]
Suryang: Why has Seoljung been saying "beep beep lettuce" in Thai to me all day?
Bonnie: I have no idea

Maya: My body is a temple.
Maya: Ancient and crumbling.
Riel: You're 20.
Maya, not listening: Probably cursed or haunted.

Riel: You have to apologize.
Mia: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you became friends with!

Seoljung: Robot lobster
Angel: Why
Seoljung: Robster

Maya: I'm gonna pet that dog
Mandy: That dog is gonna kill you
Maya: shhhh I watched a dog whispering show I know what i'm doing

Bonnie: Mia will be ok. I made her a PB&J. She said she didn't want it, so I ate it
Maya:
Bonnie: She was still sad so I made her another one. She didn't want that one either, so I also ate it

Chaerin: How often do you exercise?
Mia: Three times.
Chaerin: A day? A week? A month?
Mia: Look, I already gave you my answer.

Angel: Tubtim is the only valid Girls Zone member in the dorm right now. The Roomba is valid too I guess, but it's on thin ing ice.
Chaerin: What'd the Roomba do?
Angel: Tried to eat my in' sock.

911: Its gonna be ok just stay where you are
Seoljung, stuck in a baby swing: Got it

Maya: I want to be as cool as Miranda
Angel: I once saw her accidentally drop a slice of pizza and cry for about 20 minutes

Suryang, as a detective: And was the robber armed?
Chaerin: No.
Suryang, nodding: I see.
Suryang: *writes 'Probably a Snake' in her notebook*

Suryang: Daon, I'm an adult. I can handle this on my own.
Riel: Lies.
Riel: *opens Suryang's door to see a fortress made from cardboard*

Chaerin: Let's be honest, I'm the most likely target. So, I made a list of enemies, which I've narrowed down from twenty to nine
Maya: In Seoul?
Chaerin: In our dorm
Maya: But there's only nine of us in here, including you
Chaerin looking in the mirror, eyes narrowed: I know

Maya, texting: is it ok to smell every single candle when you're in the candle section of a store? asking for a friend. i'm kidding. i'm not asking for a friend. i'm asking for me. im the friend. and i actually don't care if its ok. i'm going to do it anyway

Angel, standing outside of Riel's window in the rain, playing music on Spotify: Please, Daon, take me ba-
Spotify: FOR JUST $7.99-

Mandy: DON'T BE SORRY!!! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN ANGEL!! YOU TRIED TO HELP US, WHICH WAS VERY SWEET OF YOU!!
Chaerin: You're yelling nice things at me again and it's very confusing!

Mia: What kind of tea is this?
Suryang: Oh, I just boiled some gatorade.
Mia:
Mia: [gags]

Chaerin: You can tell alot by a person's hands. For instance, if they have hooves? Horse.

Suryang: What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
Suryang: Broom-mates!
Mandy: Lesbians

Maya: Why are your shoes soaking wet?
Bonnie: There was a puddle
Maya: What did you step in it for?
Bonnie: It was a puddle

Mandy: I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. Please be patient and I will get to you shortly. Thank you.

Seoljung: This year for Halloween, I got some fake bats that are smiling. It's more realistic.
Mia: How is it more realistic?
Seoljung: Cause they're happy! It's their favourite holiday, they love it!

Mandy: I wasn't up late last night!
Riel: I was woken up by you clapping to the FRIENDS theme song every 30 minutes at 3am

Chaerin: [screaming because of a bug]
Mandy: Don't worry, I got it!
Mandy: [slams her entire body into a wall to kill it]

Suryang: Hey, can I talk to you for one second?
Maya: I don't know, that's a pretty long talk

Chaerin: Okay, so yesterday Daon told me that "we need to talk"
Suryang: And what did she say?
Chaerin: How would I know? I ran

Bonnie: I’m just having a hard time deciding which would be a good fit for our family. Adoption is a serious thing.
Maya: We've been here for hours. Please, just pick a plant. 

Maya: Would you care for some salad cookies? They're low in calories
Mia: Those are cucumber slices

Bonnie: [hits her hand on a table]
Bonnie: Ow! My armkle!
Mandy: Your what?
Maya: Her wrist. 

Angel: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Chaerin: Yes
Maya: ..Why did you say that with such certainty?

[at the Sistine Chapel]
Maya: Michaelangelo painted this.
Seoljung: I'm not stupid, Maya. I know the Ninja Turtles aren't real. 

Seoljung: I came here to drink milk and kick .
Seoljung: And I've just finished my milk.

Riel: You've heard of alphabet soup now get ready for...
Riel: Times new ramen
Chaerin: I sent this to Miranda and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling for two minutes straight

Seoljung: I can't believe Mia betrayed us.
Bonnie: Why is it always the ones you most expect??

Mia: You smell like flowers
Chaerin: Thanks! I ate like 6 of them on my way here

Bonnie: *sends a 5 minute video*
Mia, after 10 seconds: haha so funny

Angel: Are you busy tonight?
Chaerin: No
Angel: Loser

Maya: Why won't our cat stop barking!?
Chaerin: *growls and barks*
Mandy: She's bilingual, leave her alone!

Bonnie, walking away happily: Think about it, all of us together lying in a grave for eternity!
Mia: 'Grave' singular?
Mia: Bonnie, 'grave' singular?

Angel: I remember that 'selling their kid on eBay' story
Maya: Who sells their kid on eBay? That's crazy
Maya: That's a child, a living human being the you made
Maya: That goes on Etsy

Maya: WHO ATE MY FRIES? I WILL KI-
Seoljung: I did.
Maya: -ss your cheek and ask you if you want some more.

Riel: Oh god- Okay, so the smoke machine for the next performance isn't working.
Mandy: Don't worry unnie, I can just crouch next to the stage and vape.
Riel: Would I be a bad leader if I said okay?
Mandy: You'd be a lame one if you didn't.

[Girls Zone choosing to walk instead of taking the bus]
Seoljung, muttering under her breath: I knew I should've packed my Heely's...

Suryang: So if Daon is your self proclaimed enemy, why do you keep flirting with her?
Angel: Oh no, I'm HER self proclaimed enemy
Angel: She's my bestie

Angel, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Mandy, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense Barbie, you're staying home and having my kids
Riel, walking in: What are you guys doing?
Mandy: Playing systemic oppression
Angel: Wanna join?

Mia: Have a safe flight.
Suryang: I have no say in that matter.
Mia:
Mia: Die then, I guess.

Mandy: Can you please stop talking for once?
Chaerin: You of all people should know I physically can’t.

Maya: Can everyone please leave the kitchen while I grab my 4th pudding cup? I don't want you guys to know I've had 4 pudding cups.

Maya: *gestures at Riel and Seoljung* I present to you, loud child, and her even louder mother
Seoljung: What do you mean loud!?
Riel: YEAH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOUD!?

Chaerin: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going.
Chaerin: I just hope I find it along the way.
Riel:
Riel: That actually explains a lot.

Mia: I want the blood from some apples
Seoljung: ...you mean apple juice?

Angel, sighing: It's so hard being a sinless angel
Riel, clearly out of breath: You set. The stove. On FIRE... for FUN!

Chaerin: Are you doing anything this weekend?
Mia: No offense, but what do you think?

[on vacation]
Chaerin: I can't believe we're at Hogwarts!
Suryang: No.. that's Buckingham Palace.
Suryang: Hogwarts is fictional, do you know that?
Chaerin:
Suryang: It's important to me that you know that.

Maya: I may be short but that doesn't mean I'm innocent! [aggressively tries to open a Capri Sun]
Angel:
Angel: Would you like some help with that?
Maya: [voice cracks] Yes please

Chaerin: I found a valve marked 'danger, do not turn'
Riel: You didn't turn it, did you?
Chaerin: Do I look like an idiot? Of course I did!

Maya: I think there are ghosts in our dorm, I feel spirits around us and they seem to be extremely angry.
Mandy, chopping vegetables on an ouija board: Why on earth would you think that?

Chaerin: Are there any medium rappers? They're always big or lil

Mandy: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.
Seoljung: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police.

Riel: I'm a lover, not a fighter
Suryang: You punched me in the arm this morning
Riel: Well you shouldn't have touched my ing muffin

Chaerin, trying to flirt: Did it hurt?
Mandy: What
Chaerin: I was just wondering, did it hurt when you fell-
Mandy: Yes, Chaerin, it did hurt. I broke both my arms

Bonnie: Your lizard keeps biting me
Maya: Thats a cactus

Mia: You're thinking way too much.
Seoljung: I really doubt that.

Suryang: What're you drinking?
Mandy: Vodka.
Suryang: Straight?
Mandy: Not really.
Suryang:
Mandy: ...oh, you meant the vodka.

Maya: I wish I was stupid. You all seem so happy

Angel: riel is MY girlfriend
Mandy: if she's YOUR girlfriend then why is she in MY igloo petting MY puffle lmao

Manager: Mandy, a word?
Mandy: Alright, my word is 'no'.

Seoljung: Bonnie and I are best friends, and there's nothing that can dent our impenetrable bond.
Bonnie: I drank the last of your juice.
Seoljung: You're dead to me.

Maya: on a scale of 1 to 10 how drunk are you?
Angel: fcie
Angel: fove
Angel: fuvr
Angel: 2

Chaerin: hey!
Angel: The number you have messages is no longer in service.
Angel: *messaged

Mia: 2008 had some bangers!!!
Suryang: There was a financial crisis
Mia: Sorry I was like 5 I only remember the bangers

*in a spelling bee*
Maya: Spell metamorphosis
Chaerin: Can you use it in a sentence?
Maya, leaning into the mic: 'Spell metamorphosis'

Riel: You are not quitting your job
Mandy: Where is this coming from?
Riel: It's coming from the future; your future and it ain't pretty
Mandy: I don't understand. In the future, I'm not pretty!?

Mandy: Hey, thanks for lunch.
Suryang: I thought you paid? I guess we’re not going back there.

Riel, on the phone: Are you ing kidding me? Are you serious?
Riel: *walks over to a random cactus*
Riel: I'm by my favourite cactus right now, and you're disrespecting me like this?

Angel: if your good at something never do it for free
Maya: you're**
Maya: that'll be $5

[Girls Zone groupchat]
Mandy: i'm so tired of these damn raccoons stealing my money
Seoljung: omg i love animal crossing too!!
Mandy: ...animal crossing?

Riel: Bonnie and Seoljung built a slug hospital and have found thirty 'patients' that are now escaping and nothing SM told me about being a leader has prepared me for this.