truly don't mean to add to the void of ads, but i've been longing for substantial interaction, which i've found is hard to come by in established threads these days. , here i am. disclaimer that i'm quite the babbler, but if my lack of charm has appealed to you by any means, i welcome you to proceed.


Please Bear With Me As I Struggle To Figure This Out, but in my attempts to keep this as brief and painless as possible:

• i'm an achy elder trapped in the body of a twenty-some year old, so please forgive me if i'm clueless to recent, hip lingo being thrown around. in the same vein, mdni (i deciphered what this stood for today, and indeed, i'm proud of myself.) so if you're not [] ooc, it is your cue to exit...
• my muses are considerably subject to mood, but alternate amongst tbz's juyeon/sunwoo, enhyphen's sunghoon, bts' v, and victon's subin as of late. i also gravitate towards nct and ateez members and strictly roleplay males. as for yourself, please be whomever you're most comfortable with.
• i reside on the minus side, but i love to Die and stay up ranging from 3am to 7am most days. the aforementioned emo hours are real, so time differences shouldn't be an issue.
• full disclosure that i've given up on the prospect of finding love, and i'm not one to get attached easily.
• that's not to say i don't enjoy dates! because! i do! movie nights and sharing curated playlists are cute, and i'd be willing to entertain any other ideas you have in mind. as for some of my interests, i love true crime podcasts, reading too much into horoscopes and zodiacs, taking spur of the moment outings, binging animes and trash reality shows, talking about nothing while saying everything at the same time, and immersing myself in tear-jerking novels that shatter my heart. was that an overshare?
• semi-literacy is preferred, although i don't mind being a crackhead if the conversation calls for it. extensive plotting also isn't my cup of tea only because i'm a for spontaneity.
• my replies are fairly prompt, but if i'm preoccupied for an extended time, i'll let you know. i mirror length and effort of messages, so if you send me a one liner with no substance, expect to receive one in return.
• i value direct communication. if you're incessantly busy or unable to reply, inform me rather than ghosting or leaving me on read. i respect your time, so all that i ask from you is to respect mine.

my current platform is discord. if you're interested in being friends, please leave a message either in the comments below or my inbox.


and thank you for taking the time to read this hell of a mess. i look forward to speaking to you soon!