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"are you and jimin hyung dating?"

yoongi nearly chokes on his sandwich.

"am i doing what now?!" yoongi tries to keep calm. he fails.

"are yall smashing? doing the deed? getting freaky with it?"

"what the actual jungkook?" even namjoon looks horrified.

"you guys are so boring." jungkook has the audacity to pout. "fine. do you hold his hand and tell him he's the prettiest boy you've met before you smash?"

"i swear i'm gonna strangle you." yoongi grits out between clenched teeth.

"for once yoongi. you're disgusting. where did i go wrong with you?" jin shakes his head at jungkook before stealing fries off his plate.i agree with

"i'm just saying. from the amount of time you two spend together, there definitely has to be some smashing going on." the menace then steals the rest of yoongi's sandwich and yoongi just watches in slight shock, appetite long gone.

"we in live together."

"that's what i'm saying. easy access." jungkook shrugs like it's the simplest thing in the universe and namjoon groans into his hands.

yoongi's contemplating the most painful thing he could do to jungkook without going to prison when taehyung quite literally falls into his lap.

"hey. come here often?" taehyung winks at him and yoongi pushes him to the ground.

“one of these days you’re gonna break something.” jin says as he steals more fries from an oblivious jungk