Chat: CRAZ7

BamKing: OMG Jaebum-hyung
BamKing: could you stop sneezing WE can hear you from our room!!!!!

GiantMak: NO ONE SNEEZES THAT MANY TIMES!!!!!!

Def: IT’S NOT MY FAULT
Def: JINYOUNG LEFT ME IN THE SNOW FOR 3 IN' HOURS
Def: I HAVE A HEADACHE JUST FROM SNEEZING SO ID LIKE TO STOP TOO

Ars: Jackson-hyung y didn’t you take him inside????????

KingWang: HE’S HEAVIER THAN HE LOOKS

Def: ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT??????
Def: I’M NOT FAT 
Def: I’VE BEEN WORKING OUT

KingWang: NOT MY FAULT
KingWang: Jinyoungie refused to help me

Mom: I didn’t feel like it

GodofVisual: I expect nothing less from you

Def: I NEED HELP

Ars: IM HELPING YOU!!!!!!!!!

Mom: Nah you good

Def: THIS IS UR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Def: You should be here as well!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom: Nah

Def: ?!?!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!????????
Def: HOW CAN YOU CALL URSELF MOM IF YOU AREN’T MOTHERLY?!?!?

Mom: I’m the mother of three idiots plus Youngjae and Mark-hyung
Mom: I aint ur mother

KingWang: idiot??

BamKing: RUDE

GiantMak: (｀ε´)

GodofVisual: ur the daddy Jaebummie^^

Def:  …………..

Ars: OMG!!!!!!!!!
Ars: JAEBUM-HYUNG?!!!!!!!!!!!!

KingWang: What happen now

BamKing: WAT

GiantMak: wat?????

Mom: he got it bad

GodofVisual: who????????
GodofVisual: what happened??????????

Ars: HIS NOSE IS DRIPPIN BLOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GiantMak: ASNFKADSNFSDLKNGKLSNADF

BamKing: he got it real bad

KingWang: I bet his hair will grow even longer now ^^

Mom: As if that mullet isn’t long enough 

GodofVisual: Youngjae will Jaebum be okay?????

Ars: yeah I got it to stop

GodofVisual: oh good
GodofVisual: but what caused it????????

BamKing: I wonder ┐(´∀｀)┌

GiantMak: such a mystery

Mom: Who knows ヽ(~～~ )ノ

KingWang: it’s strange

Ars: such a good question (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)

GodofVisual: ……….
GodofVisual: why do I have a feeling you guys know something??????

Mom: I have an idea
Mom: Mark-hyung should take care of Jaebum-hyung instead of Youngjae

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Chat: Team Markbum

Ars: Are you crazy??????

BamKing: Jaebum-hyung will die if that happens

GiantMak: all the more reason why we should do it

Mom: Exactly ^^

BamKing: oh okay just making sure we’re on the same pg

Ars: ^^

KingWang: are we really helping JB-hyung????

BamKing: of course we are

KingWang: okay just making sure
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Chat: JJ friends

Def: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?????

Mom: What makes you say that?

Def: First you leave me in the snow
Def: now ur sending my crush to take care of me
Def: WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU??????

Mom: I’m helping you hyung
Mom: Now Mark-hyung has a reason to fall in love with you

Def: oh
Def: wait
Def: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?????!!!!
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Chat: CRAZ7

GodofVisual: wait why me???????

Mom: You’re the oldest and more caring

GodofVisual: but Youngjae said he’s doing it
GodofVisual: PLUS they’re roommates

Ars: I changed my mind
Ars: also just bc we’re roommates doesn’t mean he’s my responsibility 

Def: STOP HANGING OUT WITH JINYOUNG

Mom: He’s my son SO shut up

GodofVisual: O.o

Ars: I’m leaving so hyung u have to do it

GodofVisual: okay?

Mom: Great ^^

BamKing: good luck hyung

GiantMak: Don’t turn ur back him tho

Def: EXCUSE U??!!!!!!!
Def: YOU’RE LUCKY I’M SICK OR ELSE

GiantMak: or else what???????
GiantMak: Jaebum-hyung???

KingWang: did he die?????????

Mom: Nope it will take an much more to kill him

Ars: Mark-hyung went in the room 

GiantMak: oh makes sense
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Chat: Team Markbum

Ars: I wonder what’s going on
Ars: someone tell me???????

BamKing: wait did u actually leave???

Ars: yeah I got class

KingWang: someone go look

BamKing: I can’t the door closed

Mom: Damn
Mom: I really want to know what’s going on

GiantMak: SAME

KingWang: BB barge in and pretend u need something from his room

BamKing: (｀-´)>  

Ars: what’s happening???????

GiantMak: don’ know BamBam hasn’t come back yet

Mom: it’s been over 10 minutes
Mom: what’s he doing?????

KingWang: WTF????
KingWang: did they kill him or somethin’

GiantMak: ????????

Ars: I’m gettin kinda nervous

GiantMak: SAME
GiantMak: it’s been 20 mins and still no sign of him

Mom: Yugyeom go check on him

GiantMak: k
GiantMak: oh he’s back

Mom: FINALLY

BamKing: 🤣 🤣🤣 🤣

KingWang: WHAT????

Ars: WHAT

GiantMak: WAT?????????????

Mom: spit it out rat

BamKing: damn k
BamKing: anyways I was gonna barge in but I decided to just spy on them 
BamKing: and I gotta say it pretty sad

Mom: Oh god 
Mom: that pabo

Ars: Idk if I wanna hear this

KingWang: Welp I failed my quiz for bio so I need a laugh right now

Mom: YOU WHAT????

KingWang: opps

GiantMak: Yah this chat is for Markbum not Jinson
GiantMak: fight in ur own chat

Mom: Fine but Jackson we’ll talk about this later

KingWang: LOVE YA

Mom: Keep ya damn love

KingWang: (T⌓T)

Ars: so what happened BB

BamKing: Jaebum-hyung is sooooooo thirsty for Mark-hyung

KingWang: what else is new

BamKing: but it’s really bad
BamKing: JB-hyung starin’ at Mark’s  
BamKing: like a lot
BamKing: he keeps droppin’ things for Mark to pick up so he could look

GiantMak: ASKFSDKLFNKGNFDSF

Ars: should I call the police???

Mom: Nah he’s harmless
Mom: I think

KingWang: what a
KingWang: we all know Jinyoungie have the greatest peach

Mom: Not sure how to feel about that

KingWang: u know u love it baby

Mom: ( ˘ ³˘)

Ars: Cut it out Jinson!!

Mom: …….

GiantMak: wat else hap???

BamKing: Mark-hyung was giving him his medicine and was reading the instructions 
BamKing: at 1 pt he said orally and Jb-hyung went red and his nose started bleeding

GiantMak: the thoughts that went through his mind 

Mom: Wow that’s just sad

Ars: he’s gonna die from loss of blood

KingWang:  only Markie can kill a guy like that ^^

GiantMak: uh?
GiantMak: is that something someone should be proud of???????

KingWang: great power comes with great responsibility

GiantMak: ……….

Mom: Pabo
Mom: WTF does that have to do with anything??????

Ars: he could be say that Mark’s power is to drain a person blood??

KingWang: EXACTLY!!!!!!!

Mom: ………

GiantMak: BB did anything else happen??????

BamKing: Jaebum-hyung embarrassed himself repeatedly by saying stupid stuff
BamKing:  but other than that nope

Mom: OMG
Mom: What did that pabo say now???????????

BamKing: he told Mark he’s hot but tried to correct himself yet failed
BamKing: he told Mark he’ll be a good father to his children and tried to correct that but failed
BamKing: told Mark he has a nice a but he meant to say it in his head which he also said out loud

KingWang: Oh he didn’t try to correct it

BamKing: he tried but failed

GiantMak: ASDNFKSDNFKLSDNFKAF

Ars: Mark-hyung will think he’s a erted weirdo 
Ars: He’ll never like him now

Mom: That pabo has ruined every chance we give him

BamKing: so do we give up???

Mom: HELL NO
Mom: We push him harder

Ars: uh oh

KingWang: I’ve never been more scared of u baby

GiantMak: Jaebum-hyung is screwed