Chapter 4

Drivin' me crazy

Chat: CRAZ7

KingWang: Yo Markie, what’s going with u and Jooheon-hyung?????

Def: WHAT????

GodofVisual: What do you mean?

KingWang: I saw you guys at the library
KingWang: you look pretty close ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Def: WHAT???

Ars: (ʘᗩʘ’)

Mom: Oooo

BamKing: ~gasp~

GiantMak: ooooo
GiantMak: BamBam u can’t type gasp

BamKing: I just did

GiantMak: >_>

GodofVisual: Yah
GodofVisual: Why are you doing this? (ノ∀`♥)

Def: ……….

KingWang: ooooo Markie is blushing
KingWang: tell meeeeeeeeeee

Mom: Plz tell him 
Mom: He’s keeps kicking me (¬_¬)

GodofVisual: Well we were studying together
GodofVisual: he kept moving closer and well I couldn’t stop him

Ars: (☆ω☆*)you couldn’t or you wouldn’t????? 

Def: ………

GodofVisual: yah Youngjae (*^^*)

BamKing: did u guys kiss????????

Def: _ノ乙(、ン、)_

GiantMak: JB-Hyung u good?

Def: I think I'm dying

GodofVisual: (●Ω●;)Why Bummie??

Def: Oh never mind I was healed

Mom: oh good Lord (¬_¬)

Ars: cheesy

KingWang: cringy 

Def: SHUT UP!

BamKing: so did ya kiss?

GodofVisual: well….not exactly

KingWang: oh????????

Def: (TωT)

Mom: What do you mean ‘not exactly’??

GodofVisual: well he kissed my hand and then my cheek

Def: 。。。(ノ_ _)ノ

BamKing: did he just…

GiantMak: yup

Ars: AWWWW HYUNG HE LIKES YOU

Def: WHOOOO???????

Ars: …….Jooheon-hyung like Mark-hyung???

Def:… oh right

GodofVisual: Jaebum are you alright?

Def: ……..
Def: (ToT) I’ll live I guess

GodofVisual: ???

KingWang: so are u guys dating????

Def: ……

GodofVisual: Lol no we were just studying

Def: HE KISSED UR HAND AND CHEEK!!!!!!!!

GodofVisual: Yeah but he didn’t ask me out or anything

Mom: Did you want him to?

GodofVisual: it would’ve been nice
GodofVisual: I bet he would be a good bf

Def: I WOULD BE A BETTER BF

Mom: (゚ω゚;)

GiantMak: (_□_;)

Ars: (∩╹□╹∩)

KingWang: (ʘᗩʘ’)

BamKing: =( ̄□ ̄;)⇒

GodofVisual: (ー∀ー;)
GodofVisual: JB what are you saying?

Def: ……..
Def: Absolutely nothing 
Def: I was just stating a fact
Def: Just in case anyone wanted to know

GodofVisual: Mkay

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Chat: Team Markbum

Mom: I’m gonna KILL that idiot

Ars: This is not how the the plan was suppose to go

BamKing: Markbum just crashed right in front of us

KingWang: quick someone lighten the mood

GiantMak: (`∇´ゞ on it

Ars: I gotcha (^^)b
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Chat: CRAZ7

GiantMak: honestly hyung no one cared

Ars: it was random and unnecessary

Def: …………
Def: I expected that from BamBam not you Youngjae

BamKing: evry1 is thinking it tho

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Chat: JJ friends

Mom: YOU PABO!!
Mom: WHEN I GET HOME I’M GONNA KICK UR !!!!!!!

Def: I’M YOUR HYUNG

Mom: You’re a total and complete IDIOT
Mom: A HUGE PABO

Def: wow did I piss u off that much?

Mom: YES
Mom: you know that when I use Korean and English

Def: right 

Mom: You dummy u had a chance to say that you like him

Def: IK 
Def: But I panicked

Mom: ………
Mom: Mark-hyung is gonna be taken from you if you keep panicking 

Def: Ik but he’s so cute and soft and beautiful 

Mom: ………Right
Mom: Hyung you gotta be confident

Def: ………
Def: Okay I’ll try

Mom: (*^-^) good
Mom: I have tons of faith in you

Def: Thank you

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Team Markbum

Mom: I have no faith left in that pabo!

Ars: What he say?
Ars: He panicked?

Mom: yes

BamKing: he did more than panic

GiantMak: he crashed and burned

BamKing: AKJSFSDKFKSLDFS

GiantMak: HAHAHAHAHA

KingWang: do u two plan to finish each other sentences???????

BamKing: no it just happens

Ars: (゜-゜) HOW???
Ars: we’re texting not talking

GiantMak: oh right

Ars: (・∩・) ????????

KingWang: so what now??

Mom: I think we should continue
Mom: The plan is kinda working but the rest falls on Jaebum-hyung
Mom: he has to own up to his comments

Ars: How the hell do we get him to do that?

BamKing: push him to the limit?

KingWang: Probably

GiantMak: well it worked for Jackson-hyung

KingWang: what??

GiantMak: what?

KingWang: What worked for me????

BamKing: who knows ( ̄∇ ̄)

GiantMak: o(^-^)o

KingWang: ??????? ఠ_ఠ

Mom: spawns of Satan

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Chat: CRAZ7

GodofVisual: Jaebum why are you limping?

BamKing: bc Jinyoung-hyung kicked his

GiantMak: ASKDSKLFJKDSLJFS

GodofVisual: Why?

Mom: trust me hyung he deserved it

GodofVisual: (´エ`;) ????????

Def: Why do you treat me this way?
Def: I’M YOUR HYUNG!!!

Mom: THEN IN' ACT LIKE IT YA BIG-BABY!!!!!

BamKing: oh no Ma and Pa are fighting!!!

Ars: WTH????
Ars: ‘Ma’ & ‘Pa’??

KingWang: ╮(╯∀╰)╭ its the weed

Ars: but I’m okay???

Mom: KUNPIMOOK BHUWAKUL!!!!!!
Mom: ARE YOU SMOKING POT??!!!!!!!

Def: WTF?????
Def: BamBam!!!!

KingWang: whoops

BamKing: WAIT YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY
BamKing: ALSO Youngjae-hyung just admitted to smoking it too
BamKing: y isn’t he in trouble????

Ars: No I didn’t

Mom: No he didn’t

GiantMak: favoritism BS

Mom: IF YOU EVER SMOKE IN FRONT OF MY BABY
Mom: I’LL KILL YOU 

Ars: ^^

BamKing: (ಥ﹏ಥ) WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME???

GodofVisual: I love you BamBam ^^

BamKing: really?

Def: REALLY????

GodofVisual: Mhm

Def: WHY HIM???

KingWang: AKSJFADKLFDSKL

BamKing: why not?????

GodofVisual: he’s cute 米^-^米

Mom: Who? Youngjae?

BamKing: RUDE

GiantMak: HYUNG WHAT ABOUT ME?????

GodofVisual: I love you too Gyeomie ^^

GiantMak: YAAAY

Mom: He meant Youngjae*

Ars: 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ

GodofVisual: LOL
GodofVisual: I mean Yugbam

BamKing: Awww hyung 
BamKing: This is why your my favorite hyung ^^

KingWang: EXCUSE YOU?????

Def: DIE DEMONS

Mom: ╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮

Ars: ༼✿◕ᗜ◕༽┌∩┐

GiantMak: WTF?????

BamKing: why is that cute and scary???????

KingWang: if it Youngjae it’s possible

Def: soooo
Def: what about the rest of us Mark-hyung??????

GodofVisual: Hmmm???

Def: ……..
Def: do you like the rest of us??

GodofVisual: Some more than others ^^

KingWang: OMG!!!!!!!

Mom: >_>
Mom: pabo

BamKing: WHAT?????

Ars: did something happen?????

KingWang: Jaebum-hyung is dancing on the table outside!!!!!!

GodofVisual: WAIT WHY???

BamKing: AJSNSKDFKLDSNFLKDS
BamKing: I wanna see!!!!!!!!!!!!

GiantMak: wait isn’t the tables icy???????

Mom: And now he fell
Mom: Ha

Ars: kinda expected that to happen

GodofVisual: Jinyoungie why didn’t you stop him???!!
GodofVisual: wait wrong person
GodofVisual: Jackson why didn’t you stop him???

KingWang: It’s winter, there’s ice all around
KingWang: you would think he would know that applies to tables as well

Ars: is he okay at least?

Mom: He’s unconscious 
Mom: so yeah

GiantMak: ASKSDNFKLDSNFKNHGF

GodofVisual: Poor guy is gonna die in the snow

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