Chapter 4
Drivin' me crazyChat: CRAZ7
KingWang: Yo Markie, what’s going with u and Jooheon-hyung?????
Def: WHAT????
GodofVisual: What do you mean?
KingWang: I saw you guys at the library
KingWang: you look pretty close ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Def: WHAT???
Ars: (ʘᗩʘ’)
Mom: Oooo
BamKing: ~gasp~
GiantMak: ooooo
GiantMak: BamBam u can’t type gasp
BamKing: I just did
GiantMak: >_>
GodofVisual: Yah
GodofVisual: Why are you doing this? (ノ∀`♥)
Def: ……….
KingWang: ooooo Markie is blushing
KingWang: tell meeeeeeeeeee
Mom: Plz tell him
Mom: He’s keeps kicking me (¬_¬)
GodofVisual: Well we were studying together
GodofVisual: he kept moving closer and well I couldn’t stop him
Ars: (☆ω☆*)you couldn’t or you wouldn’t?????
Def: ………
GodofVisual: yah Youngjae (*^^*)
BamKing: did u guys kiss????????
Def: _ノ乙(、ン、)_
GiantMak: JB-Hyung u good?
Def: I think I'm dying
GodofVisual: (●Ω●;)Why Bummie??
Def: Oh never mind I was healed
Mom: oh good Lord (¬_¬)
Ars: cheesy
KingWang: cringy
Def: SHUT UP!
BamKing: so did ya kiss?
GodofVisual: well….not exactly
KingWang: oh????????
Def: (TωT)
Mom: What do you mean ‘not exactly’??
GodofVisual: well he kissed my hand and then my cheek
Def: 。。。(ノ_ _)ノ
BamKing: did he just…
GiantMak: yup
Ars: AWWWW HYUNG HE LIKES YOU
Def: WHOOOO???????
Ars: …….Jooheon-hyung like Mark-hyung???
Def:… oh right
GodofVisual: Jaebum are you alright?
Def: ……..
Def: (ToT) I’ll live I guess
GodofVisual: ???
KingWang: so are u guys dating????
Def: ……
GodofVisual: Lol no we were just studying
Def: HE KISSED UR HAND AND CHEEK!!!!!!!!
GodofVisual: Yeah but he didn’t ask me out or anything
Mom: Did you want him to?
GodofVisual: it would’ve been nice
GodofVisual: I bet he would be a good bf
Def: I WOULD BE A BETTER BF
Mom: (゚ω゚;)
GiantMak: (_□_;)
Ars: (∩╹□╹∩)
KingWang: (ʘᗩʘ’)
BamKing: =( ̄□ ̄;)⇒
GodofVisual: (ー∀ー;)
GodofVisual: JB what are you saying?
Def: ……..
Def: Absolutely nothing
Def: I was just stating a fact
Def: Just in case anyone wanted to know
GodofVisual: Mkay
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Chat: Team Markbum
Mom: I’m gonna KILL that idiot
Ars: This is not how the the plan was suppose to go
BamKing: Markbum just crashed right in front of us
KingWang: quick someone lighten the mood
GiantMak: (`∇´ゞ on it
Ars: I gotcha (^^)b
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Chat: CRAZ7
GiantMak: honestly hyung no one cared
Ars: it was random and unnecessary
Def: …………
Def: I expected that from BamBam not you Youngjae
BamKing: evry1 is thinking it tho
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Chat: JJ friends
Mom: YOU PABO!!
Mom: WHEN I GET HOME I’M GONNA KICK UR !!!!!!!
Def: I’M YOUR HYUNG
Mom: You’re a total and complete IDIOT
Mom: A HUGE PABO
Def: wow did I piss u off that much?
Mom: YES
Mom: you know that when I use Korean and English
Def: right
Mom: You dummy u had a chance to say that you like him
Def: IK
Def: But I panicked
Mom: ………
Mom: Mark-hyung is gonna be taken from you if you keep panicking
Def: Ik but he’s so cute and soft and beautiful
Mom: ………Right
Mom: Hyung you gotta be confident
Def: ………
Def: Okay I’ll try
Mom: (*^-^) good
Mom: I have tons of faith in you
Def: Thank you
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Team Markbum
Mom: I have no faith left in that pabo!
Ars: What he say?
Ars: He panicked?
Mom: yes
BamKing: he did more than panic
GiantMak: he crashed and burned
BamKing: AKJSFSDKFKSLDFS
GiantMak: HAHAHAHAHA
KingWang: do u two plan to finish each other sentences???????
BamKing: no it just happens
Ars: (゜-゜) HOW???
Ars: we’re texting not talking
GiantMak: oh right
Ars: (・∩・) ????????
KingWang: so what now??
Mom: I think we should continue
Mom: The plan is kinda working but the rest falls on Jaebum-hyung
Mom: he has to own up to his comments
Ars: How the hell do we get him to do that?
BamKing: push him to the limit?
KingWang: Probably
GiantMak: well it worked for Jackson-hyung
KingWang: what??
GiantMak: what?
KingWang: What worked for me????
BamKing: who knows ( ̄∇ ̄)
GiantMak: o(^-^)o
KingWang: ??????? ఠ_ఠ
Mom: spawns of Satan
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Chat: CRAZ7
GodofVisual: Jaebum why are you limping?
BamKing: bc Jinyoung-hyung kicked his
GiantMak: ASKDSKLFJKDSLJFS
GodofVisual: Why?
Mom: trust me hyung he deserved it
GodofVisual: (´エ`;) ????????
Def: Why do you treat me this way?
Def: I’M YOUR HYUNG!!!
Mom: THEN IN' ACT LIKE IT YA BIG-BABY!!!!!
BamKing: oh no Ma and Pa are fighting!!!
Ars: WTH????
Ars: ‘Ma’ & ‘Pa’??
KingWang: ╮(╯∀╰)╭ its the weed
Ars: but I’m okay???
Mom: KUNPIMOOK BHUWAKUL!!!!!!
Mom: ARE YOU SMOKING POT??!!!!!!!
Def: WTF?????
Def: BamBam!!!!
KingWang: whoops
BamKing: WAIT YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY
BamKing: ALSO Youngjae-hyung just admitted to smoking it too
BamKing: y isn’t he in trouble????
Ars: No I didn’t
Mom: No he didn’t
GiantMak: favoritism BS
Mom: IF YOU EVER SMOKE IN FRONT OF MY BABY
Mom: I’LL KILL YOU
Ars: ^^
BamKing: (ಥ﹏ಥ) WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME???
GodofVisual: I love you BamBam ^^
BamKing: really?
Def: REALLY????
GodofVisual: Mhm
Def: WHY HIM???
KingWang: AKSJFADKLFDSKL
BamKing: why not?????
GodofVisual: he’s cute 米^-^米
Mom: Who? Youngjae?
BamKing: RUDE
GiantMak: HYUNG WHAT ABOUT ME?????
GodofVisual: I love you too Gyeomie ^^
GiantMak: YAAAY
Mom: He meant Youngjae*
Ars: 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ
GodofVisual: LOL
GodofVisual: I mean Yugbam
BamKing: Awww hyung
BamKing: This is why your my favorite hyung ^^
KingWang: EXCUSE YOU?????
Def: DIE DEMONS
Mom: ╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮
Ars: ༼✿◕ᗜ◕༽┌∩┐
GiantMak: WTF?????
BamKing: why is that cute and scary???????
KingWang: if it Youngjae it’s possible
Def: soooo
Def: what about the rest of us Mark-hyung??????
GodofVisual: Hmmm???
Def: ……..
Def: do you like the rest of us??
GodofVisual: Some more than others ^^
KingWang: OMG!!!!!!!
Mom: >_>
Mom: pabo
BamKing: WHAT?????
Ars: did something happen?????
KingWang: Jaebum-hyung is dancing on the table outside!!!!!!
GodofVisual: WAIT WHY???
BamKing: AJSNSKDFKLDSNFLKDS
BamKing: I wanna see!!!!!!!!!!!!
GiantMak: wait isn’t the tables icy???????
Mom: And now he fell
Mom: Ha
Ars: kinda expected that to happen
GodofVisual: Jinyoungie why didn’t you stop him???!!
GodofVisual: wait wrong person
GodofVisual: Jackson why didn’t you stop him???
KingWang: It’s winter, there’s ice all around
KingWang: you would think he would know that applies to tables as well
Ars: is he okay at least?
Mom: He’s unconscious
Mom: so yeah
GiantMak: ASKSDNFKLDSNFKNHGF
GodofVisual: Poor guy is gonna die in the snow
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