Group chat: CRAZ7 with BamKing, Mom, Def, Ars, KingWang, GodofVisual, GiantMak

Mom: which one of you -head left the sink dirty?

Def: wasn’t me

Mom: obviously pabo

Def: I’m your hyung

Mom: then act like it

Def: …….

KingWang: wasn’t me

Mom: no in' duh

KingWang: I’m your hyung and your bf

Mom: you’re a child in a muscular body 

KingWang: well then

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Chat: Baby Boo

Mom: You know I love you

KingWang: you have a funny way of showing it

Mom: Does it bother you?

KingWang: of course not baby 
KingWang: i love you no matter how mean you are to me

Mom: I’m not mean I’m passionate 

KingWang: is that what it’s called?

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Group chat: CRAZ7

BamKing: wasn’t me

Mom: I bet it was you 

BamKing: BUT it wasn’t

Mom: As if I’m gonna believe your psycho

BamKing: ಥ_ಥ

Ars: It wasn’t me

Mom: I know Jae
Mom: did you have lunch yet

Ars: No I have to finish writing this song for my class

Mom: Aww I’ll make you something 

Ars: Yay ≧◡≦

BamKing: what about me?

Mom: what about you?

BamKing: I’m hungry

Mom: that’s not my problem
Mom: you’re old enough to make your own food

BamKing: ಥ⌣ಥ Youngjae-hyung is older than me!!

Mom: shut the hell up!

GiantMak: wasn’t me

Mom: it was definitely you

GiantMak: but it’s wasn’t me
GiantMak: I didn’t even eat in the apartment today

Mom: I refuse to believe a spawn of Satan

GiantMak: ◄.►

GodofVisual: wasn’t me

Mom: I know hyung, did you get a chance to sleep?

GodofVisual: Not yet I have a paper to finish for Intro to Business tomorrow

Mom: Okay get some sleep soon hyung 

BamKing: omg u can just feel the favoritism

Mom: such a big word for a child
Mom: did you have to look up the word?

BamKing: RUDE
BamKing: I no big words

Mom: Exactly my point

KingWang: you’re not helping urself BB
KingWang: And why the hell are Youngjae and Markie treated better than ur own bf???????

Mom: Youngjae is a sweetheart and Mark-hyung is just perfect

KingWang: WOOOOOOOW

Def: He’s not wrong tho

KingWang: don’t you have a certain hyung picture to stare at?????

Def: ˚⌇˚

Def: who told you that????????

GiantMak: everyone knows

Def: ………

BamKing: ur not exactly subtle when u take the pictures hyung

Def: ………..

KingWang: HELLOOOOO BACK TO MY PROBLEM!!!!!!

Mom: which was?
KingWang: You think Markie is perfect!!!!!!

Mom: Well he is

Def: he is 100% perfect

Ars: should you be saying that here?

Def: ………..
Def: oh

KingWang: Well if you think he’s so perfect why don’t you date him?????

Mom: I would if another desperate person wasn’t so crazy for him

Def: WHAT OTHER PERSON????????

KingWang: so you mean if this guy wasn’t so obsessed over Markie you would date him???

Def: WHO’S OBSESSED OVER HIM??????

Mom: yeah

KingWang: SERIOUSLY???????

BamKing: oh come on Jackson Mark-hyung is hot even I want to tap that

Ars: Should you be saying that when you have Gyeomie? 

GiantMak: it’s cool I feel the same way

Def: WHAT THE HELL?????
Def: Does everyone wanna f Mark-hyung????????

Ars: Yes

Mom: Yes

BamKing: Yes

GiantMak: Yes

KingWang: ……
KingWang: yeah

Def: WTF?????
Def: weren’t you pissed bc Jinyoung was attracted to Mark?????

KingWang: yeah but honestly Markie is really hot

GiantMak: it’s illegal to how hot he is

BamKing: don’t you agree Jaebum-hyung?

Def: ……..

GodofVisual: What the hell is going on?
GodofVisual: Why does everyone wanna f me?

Ars: bc ur hot hyung ^^

GodofVisual: so is Wonho-hyung but you don’t see me tryin to bang him

KingWang: but you want to 

GodofVisual: Goddamit I do

Def:……..
Def: you think Wonho-hyung is hot?

GodofVisual: Mhm

Def: y?

GodofVisual: His muscles, he’s y
GodofVisual: Should I continue?

BamKing: nah ur slowly killing Jaebum-hyung

GodofVisual: How?

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Chat: Def ~ KingWang

Def: what’s the name of gym you go to?

KingWang: OMG srly?????
KingWang: are you that crazy for him??????

Def: if he wants muscles I’ll give him muscles 

KingWang: yeah but ur not hot or y

Def: should I tell Jinyoung that it was you who dropped his watch down the drain and flipped on the garbage disposal thinking it was a light switch??

KingWang: Planet Fitness it’s open 6am to 11pm. It’s two blocks away from the university
KingWang: my trainer name is Lee Minho, he has a flexible schedule
KingWang: anything else hyung?

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Chat: CRAZY7

Mom: I think we’re forgetting the original reason why I texted the chat
Mom: WHO THE LEFT THE DISHES IN THE SINK????

BamKing: it’s wasn’t me

GiantMak: not me

KingWang: it wasn’t me

Mom: WELL SOMEONE DID
Mom: And when I find out who did it I’m gonna bury them alive

Ars: ( /)w(\✿)
Ars: it was me

Mom: What?

Ars: I’m sorry

BamKing: I new it!!

Mom: Jae why did you lie?

Ars: I’m sorry Jinyoung-hyung I didn’t mean to but I was gonna wash it before you came home but then I got stuck with homework and was too busy to do it

Ars: ( /)w(\✿) I’m sorry

Mom: Aww it’s okay Sunshine as long as you intended to do it, I see no problem

GiantMak: WTF!!!!

BamKing: OH HELL NO!!!!!

KingWang: WHAT THE JINYOUNG?

Mom: What seems to be the problem?

KingWang: u just threatened to bury the people responsible 

GiantMak: but when u found out it’s Youngjae-hyung you went easy on him

BamKing: if that was 1 of us u would kill us!

Mom: He said he was sorry

GiantMak: if I said that u would say go to hell!!!

Mom: ……
Mom: maybe

KingWang: you would definitely say that but also curse him out a little more

Mom: ……..
Mom: Probably

BamKing: this favoritism has gone too far
BamKing: we maknae’s and Jackson-hyung have suffering with this for far too long

KingWang: Yah don’t group me with you guys!!!!

Def: y the hell are u writing like that?

BamKing: honestly I have no idea
BamKing: I blame the author-nim

Def: who?

GiantMak: BamBam stop breaking the fourth wall

BamBam: whoops (●´ω｀●)

Def: WTF?

Mom: You see Youngjae this is why you don’t do drugs

Ars: ……..
Ars: k

GiantMak: ASKDKSDLFJKLJSDGSLK

BamKing: UR TELLING YOUNGJAE-HYUNG OF ALL PEOPLE?!??!?!?!

Mom: Yeah why?

BamKing: srsly?!

Ars: ^^ Shut up BB

GodofVisual: Shut it BamBam ^^

GiantMak: scary

BamKing: u guys have to stop spending time with Jinyoung-hyung!

Mom: What the hell is wrong with Youngjae and Mark-hyung spending time with me???

KingWang: we don’t want Youngjae turning evil
KingWang: Markie always had a dark side

GodofVisual: What the hell does that mean?

Mom: What the is that supposed to mean?

KingWang: …….
KingWang: have I ever told you how much I love you?

Mom: Nice try but not today hun

KingWang: damn

Mom: we’ll talk about this later

Def: Yah Wang Jackson, Mark-hyung is an angel!!

Ars: Once again, should you srsly be saying that here??

Def: ………

BamKing: Way late for that hyung

GiantMak: super late

GodofVisual: Aww thanks Jaebummie ʕ￫ᴥ￩ʔ

Def: ……

KingWang: HOLY CRAP Jaebum-hyung just fainted in the middle of the library

Mom: pabo

Ars: not again （πーπ）

GodofVisual: (´エ｀；)

GiantMak: ┐(´～｀)┌

BamKing: ╮(╯∀╰)╭