Chat: JJ friends

Mom: What the hell Jaebum-hyung????

Def: What???

Mom: Mind explaining your comment yesterday???

Def: It slipped out

Mom: JAEBUM YOU’RE TEXTING!!!
Mom: NOT SPEAKING!!!

Def: It was an accident (_　_|||)

Mom: HOW?????

Def: IDK IT JUST HAPPENED???

Mom: Hyung you gotta work on your huge crush on Mark-hyung
Mom: You just openly revealed one of your kinks

Def: THAT’S NOT MY KINK!!

Mom: ….sure

Def: (_　_|||) what should I do?

Mom: Tell him

Def: HELL NO
Def: He doesn’t feel the same way (_　_|||)

Mom: How do you know???

Def: ……

Mom: Exactly

Def: But he said he’s tryin to bang Wonho

Mom: So what 
Mom: I want to bang Mark-hyung you don’t see me trying that do you???

Def: WHAT??????
Def: Don’t you touch him!!!!
Def: YOU ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!
Def: HE’S MINE!!!!

Mom: (・・)
Mom: YOU PABO
Mom: You got it bad 

Def: …….
Def: Sorry
Def: But I can’t tell him

Mom: Okay just flirt with him a little
Mom: Subtle but not too subtle
Mom: I think Mark-hyung is kinda oblivious to your feelings which is why he hasn’t caught on yet

Def: Okay I’ll try

Mom: I have faith in you hyung (^^)ｂ

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Chat: Team Markbum

Mom: Okay I just talked to hyung 

KingWang: And?

Mom: I haven absolutely no faith in that guy

Ars: >_>

BamKing: (´･ω･`)

GiantMak: is he that hopeless??????

KingWang: did u forget what he wrote yesterday????

GiantMak: oh yeah
GiantMak: he’s screwed ^^

BamKing: if only there was a way to help him

KingWang: maybe we should give Markie hints????

Ars: uh
Ars: Jaebum-hyung been doing that accidentally and he hasn’t gotten it
Ars: What makes you think he’ll get it if we do it on purpose?

BamKing: I thought hyung was smart?????

Mom: Maybe he’s smart to everything except feelings??

Ars: didn’t he know that you and Jackson-hyung liked each other
Ars: before you guys even realize it?????

Mom: ……

KingWang: true

GiantMak: he also figured out BB and I were fwb before we started dating tooo

BamKing: ASDKLFSDKDGFDSFHLF
BamKing: YUGYEOM!!!
GiantMak: oh

Ars: WAIT WHAT?????

KingWang: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?????

Mom: This chat is about Mark-hyung and Jaebum-hyung not the maknae’s crazy life!

Ars: Oh come on
Ars: we all live together and we never knew this!!!!!!!

KingWang: how come we never knew??????

BamKing: that’s bc I’m not a screamer like Jinyoung-hyung ^^

Ars: ……

Mom: …….

KingWang: ＾ω＾

Mom: Do you have a death wish rat??????

BamKing: no mommy

Mom: Good

GiantMak: wait u can say that but I cant revealed our past??????
GiantMak: unfairness!!!!!!!!

BamKing: that one was supposed to be a secret!!!!!
BamKing: everyone in the dorm knows Jinyoung-hyung is very vocal

KingWang: ＾ω＾

Mom: JACKSON STOP SMILING B4 I CASTRATE YOU

KingWang: k

Mom: …….
Mom: am I really that loud tho?????

Ars: yes

Mom: ……..

KingWang: Back to Markbum
KingWang: what do we do with them???

Ars: Put them in a dark room together and wait

Mom: they’re people not animals
Mom: But good suggestion 

Ars: I room with Jaebum-hyung and at nights I hear him moan Mark-hyung name
Ars: so I think it will work

Mom: …….

GiantMak: Holy crap I new he was thirsty but not that thirsty

Ars: ‘new?’

BamKing: honestly
BamKing: Mark-hyung would kick his a b4 he lets Jaebum-hyung touch him

KingWang: true

BamKing: OOO I NO

Mom: What?????

Ars: ‘I no’????

BamKing; hush
BamKing: how about we use Jaebum-hyung jealously against him
BamKing: that way he’ll confess all by himself ^^

Mom: That’s actually a good idea

Ars: how tho???

KingWang: Markie hot and always get hit on no matter where he goes
KingWang: we can announce it making it seem like we’re just asking questions 

GiantMak: oh that’s good hyung!!!!

BamKing: Operation: Make JB Jealous is a-go!!!!!!!

Mom: …….

Ars: yeah we’re not calling it that

GiantMak: Youngjae-hyung stop hanging out with Jinyoung-hyung!