While Mr.Kim was teaching (read:suffering) things that Mingyu would definitely not need in the real world

like tf he isn’t gonna go to the groceries and be like if 2-3X7y=29 and the mass of his head is 92.56+the distance New Zealand to Czechoslovakia is 1376684225miles then he’s gonna need 4 apples and orange juice  

anyways while that was happening......

with yugyeom and sicheng

”heyo waddup Professor kris is here and I’m gonna teach you how to draw better then leanardo DiCaprio himself”

”sir” Sicheng raised his hand

”call me kris.....”kris looked at the messy handwritting on the scrap of paper he taped to his desk “....see...Chang...Sichen...I have a friend called Chen he’s annoying as hell anyways what is it?”

‘....does he not remember my name?’ thought sicheng ‘I’ve been in his English class for like 2years now...he’s always been a bit....BamBam like...why is he a substitute for art though?’

”leanardo DiCaprio is an actor, the artist’s called learnardo divinci...he’s a painter...” said sicheng

”....I knew that I was just testing you...obviously Sichen is the only intellectual here....haha...” said kris

”Kris?”

”yes uhhh....”Kris looked back at the paper ok his desk “yugum.....you have an interesting name...what is it?”

”Where’s Mr.Kwon?” Asked yugyeom or according to his substitute teacher Yugum

”...who now?” Asked kris

”*sigh* Mr.GD” honestly yugyeom thinks most of the teachers here are on crack...he’s curious as to where they get...for scientific reasons of course 

“ohhhh G-dragon, we dared each other to teach the others class so he’s teaching English” said kris

’definetly on crack’ thought yugyeom

”ok so I’m going draw an example on the bored and I want you lot draw in the same style, it may seem difficult as only the best artists can draw like this...quit like myself” said kris as he started drawing on the bored

”why the his he drawing on the bored though..mr.kwon draws on paper and makes us gather around the table..during those rare moments he teaches us ” whispered sicheng to yugyeom 

“I don’t know..I think kris does drugs..” yugyeom whispered back

”....aaaand done..please don’t be to shocked at how talented I am at art...I really don’t know why heechul won’t let me be an art teacher..” kris had finally finished his ‘master piece’ 

no one in the class could tell if the drawing a poorly draw plane or a poorly drawn bird 

“Even Han and Jeongin draw better” said a boy with dark hair named Minho But people call him LeeKnow since he was sorta a know it all but no one really minded plus there are so many Minho’s in the school..it’s hard to keep track

”who the fuc- Heck I meant HECK is Han and Jeongin..?..besides I’m pretty sure neither can draw as well as this” said kris slightly offended 

‘...does this guy not pay attention to any of his students...he teaches Han as well or also known as Jisung..’ thought sicheng

”no offence sir but...my boyfriends little sister draws better” said sicheng

”I take full offence Sichen..gosh are everyone named Chen so rude..maybe it’s karma for breaking minseoks alarm clock...I miss Junmyeon....honestly taking care of 10 other grown me is so hard like Tao wastes his money on gucci and time on Sehun or his kid then Chen, Baekhyun and Chanyeol nearly killed us all in a fire 2 days ago...lay is just we-“ 

kris was going on and on about how his life was falling apart without mr. Kim or Suho being there

sicheng sorta felt bad

but yugyeom rolled his eyes despite being the youngest in his other friend group without the rest of the 97liners except BamBam he was the most mature and took care of them

”...Maybe we should be a bit nicer to him...yugum” said sicheng smirking while saying the last bit of the sentence 

“Shut up Chen” said yugyeom