As BamBam led (read: dragged) mingyu through the hall ways many people started to stare at mingyu some looked at him with pity as the skinny boy dragged him half way across the rather larg school 

finally they stopped by at s table occupied by rather attractive asian men and mingyu’s panicked gay was ready to make an appearance 

“Ok mingyu this is the 97 swaggers plus jungkook” said BamBam 

“hey I’m born in 97’ as well you twig” complained a boy with coconut hair and bunny teeth

”yeah but you don’t have swag dude yet you hang out with yoongi hyung on Sundays” replied BamBam 

“...I’m telling Jaebum hyung that you broke hi-“

”in my defence the window was old would end up breaking at some point anyways changing the topic this is mingyu and he’s new here, he looks more swaggy then kookie, is attractive and was born in 1997 so he’s joining the squad” 

“hi mingyu I’m sorry you’ve been pulled into this mess...the only 97liner I know of that’s been able to escape joining this fest was bang Chan but he hangs out with those two crackheads Felix and Jisung anyways.......oh yeah I’m Yugyeom” The other boy with coconut haired boy named Yugyeom  indeed looked like he was done with his friends bull

”Hi I’m Jaehyun but my English name is Jeffrey because I li-“ a boy dimples and brown hair was interrupted by a boy with blond hair and plump lips who was *cough* objectively speaking pretty

”yeah yeah we get it you lived in America for 4 years anyways I’m Sicheng or Winwin cause I win at everything-“

”you lost at uno last week”

”Shut up Jeff or I’ll tell Taeyong hyung you lost jisung at the supermarket and had to call me to find him”

”if you do i’ll Tell Yuta that you ditched him for kun last Saturday”

”Shut up Jeff and loselose we have a new member be more polite” BamBam had enough of the two 

“HI!!!! I’m seokmin but you can call me Dk!!!” A boy with very sharp feature said (read: yelled)

”And I’m jungkook jeon wonwoo’s younger brother...honesty I hang out with these losers cause most of my friends...well most of my favourite hyungs....my favourite hyung graduated and my boyfriends busy too” said bunny boy

”HEY GUYS I ESCAPED KOOKIES BIG BRO...he’s terrifying when it comes to his books” a wild minghao had appeared 

“wait wonwoo hyungs your brother?..” asked mingyu

”yeah lots of the students here are related” said Yugyeom 

“Hao and bam are cousin/siblings, hao’s greasy boyfriend is the principles son but no one knows who his dad is, Kookie’s boyfriend is related to bam and how somehow, Gyeomi is related to kook somehow, sichengie looks like kook’s bf and mark tuan or some other attractive guy here, honestly I feel like Jihoon hyung is the only one with a normal family here” Jaehyun explained

”......wow” was the only thing mingyu could say after processing the info in his brain

”I just want some milk now...explaining all of that drained my energy”