“Go buy some milk then” deadpanned minghao

 

“But lessons start in....1min” whined Jaehyun 

 

“Times just a man made concept”

 

“If you really want that milk you better (dasi) run fast” said jungkook

 

“...the canteens like on the other side of the building....why is this school so big” Jaehyun frowned cause honestly this school was way too big who tf makes a school this big

 

“Guess principle heechul just had money to waste” said sicheng who really couldn’t give two s about Jaehyun’s milk dilemma cause honestly he’s been whining about it for 7 years now

 

“Ignoring Jeff cause he’s irrelevant, what lesson do you have now Mingyu?” Asked Yugyeom 

 

“Yeah what’s your first form of torture in this hell hole” the way seokmin said it so happily really contradicted (see me pulling up those fancy words) the sentence he said

 

“Uhhhhhh maths...” Ok mingyu May lack common sense but academically he was pretty smart....yet he forgot the password to his own suitcase once and opened it after 2000 tries but we don’t talk about that anymore 

 

“I’m finally not suffering alone!” Minghao jumped up from his seat

 

“Don’t you have momo?” Asked seokmin 

 

“Yeah but she sits at the front with the smart kids I sit at the back-“ 

 

“With the idiots” finished jungkook smirking only to get hit by minghao

 

“Don’t you have other friends...?” Asked sicheng knowing that minghao was indeed popular for god knows why 

 

“But no one sits next to me!!!” 

 

“What happened to hyungwon?” Asked seokmin 

 

“Lucky hoe moved to the advanced class...jisoos (hyung) knows how since the he’s asleep 95% of the time”

 

“Well now you have mingyu” said BamBam 

 

“Aren’t you guys in the same class...?” Asked mingyu cause not to sound rude but from these past few minutes he managed guess from what everyone said and how they both acted that minghao and BamBam had the same iq...not very high iq points either

 

“Nah believe it or not but Hao is actually smart it’s just that he pisses mr. Kim off”   Said BamBam surprising mingyu

 

“Minseok hyung should chill...I really thought my dad and my maybe mum being his friends would earn me some special treatment but I guess not” 

 

“Haoie does read books” said seokmin

 

“So....?” Asked Jaehyun 

 

“Smart people read books like Wonu hyung” said seokmin 

 

“Stop stereotyping seokie it’s 2018” said jungkook

 

“But Hao the privileged hoe did used to go to book club a few years back” added Yugyeom 

 

“...isn’t class supposed to start?” Asked sicheng

 

“!” All the boys yelled

 

 

 

 

 

Twice on his first day of school...

Twice he was dragged by a walking twig

 

Minghao gripped his arm and practically dragged mingyu to maths, for such a skinny boy he was strong

 

“This our numerical torture room” said minghao finally releasing mingyu’s arm

 

“....is it really that bad” Asked mingyu

 

“If you do the work Minseok hyung tells you to do yes but if you sleep through the lesson like hyungwon then depends if you’re having a nightmare or a nice dream” said minghao stepping in the room

 

“Yes peasants it is I your only form of entertainment in this torture chamber” announced minghao

 

“MINGHAO!” A girl with a baby like face, big eyes and an accent mingyu couldn’t recognise immediately threw her arms around Minghao

 

....is that his girlfriend?

 

....didn’t he have a boyfriend..? Joon? June? Jug? Jules? Nah that was to too different jum? Zoom? No....JUN! 

It was Jun

 

During mingyu’s productive thinking (trying to remember the name of a boy he doesn’t know, a boy who doesn’t know mingyu even exists) minghao had finished his conversation with the girl 

 

“....is that you girlfriend?” Asked mingyu

 

“Momo?...No offence to her cause I love her and all but I’d never date her....besides I’m gay af and have a boyfriend” said minghao trying not to laugh 

 

“Oh you guys seem close tho” said mingyu cause really they were super close 

 

“We’ve been friends since forever, she moved here from Japan when she was 5 and we met when I was visiting korea since I used to live in China” said minghao 

 

“Ok class shut up please...I couldn’t get my morning coffee cause Yifan that dic-rude human....forgot to wake me up after breaking my alarm....god I miss Junmyeon...we cant survive another week without him and Yifan in charge” complained a rather short man with chubby cheeks...he looked like a squirrel to mingyu....or a those steamed buns from China....

 And who the hell is yifan he sounds problematic...like mingyu himself 

 

“Mini hyung....not to be rude but...we really don’t care what Yifan ge did” interrupted Minghao

 

“Park/Huang Minghao” yelled who mingyu guesses is mr Kim But was cut off by minghao himself 

 

“You forgot Kim hyung”

 

“Just Shut up and its MR.KIM in school and MINSEOK hyung outside, I’m telling Jeonghan and Tao about your behaviour cause chanyeol and seungcheol would just encourage this” said mr. Kim

 

“Anyways ignoring that maybe Chinese/ korean stick we have a new student, Kim Mingyu”

 

“We been knew gramps” once again it was minghao

 

“I’m not that old and shut up... anyways...I’m sorry to say this but mingyu...you’ll have to sit next to that brat”

 

“I’m telling Tao eomma and Jin eomma you called me a brat cause dad would just laugh” complained minghao

 

“It’s ok he’s the only one I know here anyways” said mingyu ignoring minghao

 

“You’re friends with him?...I’ll pray for you everyday my god bless you like did to hyungwon...lucky kid” said mr Kim with genuine pity displayed on his squirrel like face 

 

“....ok?” Mingyu went to to sit next to minghao 

 

Wear all the teachers like this?

 

BANG!

 The entire class including mr Kim was shook by the sudden explosion 

 

BANG!

Another explosion followed by a 

“JACKSON WANG! JEON JUNGKOOK! LEE FELIX! KWON SOONYOUNG! PUT THE CHEMICALS DOWN AND GET OUT!”