hey guys, welcome back to the Nut Podcast, a UCM radio station where we talk about the recent happenings all over campus. and yes, all you kids who have their own podcast, we know it's not but it's technicalities, okay?
let me start it off by saying: welcome to our baby dolphins who've officially decided to join us in the beach city of malibu. everybody has their own opinion on ucm but i think it's a general consensus that everybody who's come here tends to love it and we're hoping you will too.
and for all you oldies like me, welcome back onto campus — unless you never left. let's make the most of this extra credit week by showing our little ones a good time; i know my host did.
since thomas ok can't write this on our pamhlet, i'll take the honors by saying alpha kappa delta phi, otherwise known as akdphi, is hosting a party on friday night and it's tiki themed so you know you'll spot me by the bar downing these coconut rum shots.
saturday, starting from 11pm, is slotted for a tri delta party — and it's ocean themed, an oldie but a goldie — so bring out your bikinis or one pieces. bae watch, anybody?
hosts, please explain to your babies what the next thing is because our film magazine, cinematique, is hosting their first party of the year on saturday but if you're planning on hopping to both parties, make sure you ditch your bikinis. dress code is "yacht wear a la modé", whatever that means. i'm guessing khaki shorts and summer dresses?
if it doesn't get any better, over easy, serendipitea and milksea are holding little "welcome!" events: bring your ucm sunnies or proof that you're a new student (or eating with one) and you'll get a 15% off on your order so hosts, you know what to do.
that seems to be all for today so here's kyle's playinwitme featuring kehlani.
stay nutty, fellow dolphins. hazel signing out.
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