seulgi
guys, i think i just met the prettiest man alive

yerim
did you meet jongin on the way out or smth ?? he tends 2 have that effect

seulgi
actually, it wasnt jongin
but the guy i met is also a dancer tho

seungwan
seul explain urself pls

seulgi
so basically 
seungwan told me to sign up for a dance class and i was gonna try it out 
and so yerim hit me up

joy
and????

seulgi
i'm getting to it okay geez
basically i got lost

seungwan
you're always lost

seulgi
okay but

joy
do you know wot his car looks like

seungwan
oh no

joy
send me his license plate

seungwan
joy can you seriously not tho
wot is your deal with searching up people's license plates?

yerim
ngl joy but the last time u did tht it didnt exactly work out

seungwan
even tho irene probably doesnt talk much i'm sure she's reading this rn anyways

irene
You don't say.

seulgi
seungwan i s2g how do you do tht

seungwan
do what?? what did i do

seulgi
summon irene

yerim
guys i'm kinda trying to play league rn so can we uh

seulgi
o right
so i get lost and i accidentally watch this dude dance

joy
he wasnt pole dancing right
bc i'll hire him for my next party if he was
and u guys r totally invited so nobody can call the cops on me

yerim
uh...sounds good

seulgi
he wasn't pole dancing
and yerim no not good
jungkook is going to kill me if i let u go watch another guy pole dance

yerim
remind me why i thought introducing u and seungwan to kook was a good idea again

joy
nugu jungkook???

yerim
a rlly clingy friend of mine

seulgi
her bf

yerim
kang seulgi what the
you of all people should know that kook n i are just friends

seungwan
you know i usually dont call yerim out on her but i think this time i will

yerim
unNIE we r not discussing my relationship with jungkook rn
we are discussing seulgi and dancer boy

joy
do u have jungkook's license plate

seungwan
oml someone get me an axe so i can go next door n chop joys phone in half b4 she ruins jungri

seulgi
wait whats jungri

irene
Jungkook + Yeri = Jungri?

seulgi
ohhhhhh right

joy
irene why does it take u so long to type
and why the are u capitalizing and correctly punctuating ur sentences

irene
That's just how I am.
Also because if I don't write in proper grammar, chances are, you're going to mistake me for Namjoon's uneducated mistress again.

seungwan
holy

yerim
damn

seulgi
wow that escalated fast

yerim
1 to 10000 real quick

joy
what happened to not ganging up on me

seungwan
sorry not sorry

yerim
but ok SEULGI WE R NOT DONE TALKING ABT DANCER BOY
and im supposed to b dueling some dude soon on the desktop

joy
do finish what u started, seulgi

seulgi
ok his name is jimin and i asked him for directions out the building n that's abt it

seungwan
that's it?

seulgi
idk what did you expect
you and yerim know how i am with guys
besides if irene unnie isnt dating yet how am i supposed to get a boy

joy
wait seulgi
dont tell me you havent dated b4

seungwan
irene is no excuse bc look at yerim
shes literally two yrs younger than u seul and i bet she's already ed jungkook to the moon nd back

joy
that's tru
srry to break it to u seul, age is just a number
i've had plenty of experience w stuff so u can come ask me

seungwan
while i appreciate ur support joy lets stop it right there pls
i wont have u teaching seul your hoe tendencies

yerim
do u guys not understand the word "friends"

joy
honey, i'm pretty sure buddies are also considered "friends"

seungwan
i'm gonna side with joy on that one yerim

seulgi
plus isnt a boyfriend technically a form of friend

joy
wow she's not replying anymore

irene
I think you three upset her.

joy
we haven't even gotten 2 u yet irene

irene
...
Are any of you girls home?

joy
i'm at the new club my cousin opened wanna come

yerim
i am

seulgi
wow u respond to irene and not us
i was on my way home but i stopped by a bakery to pick up a cake

seungwan
what's the cake for tho
i'm out meeting a client

seulgi
the one that gives u expensive stuff?
and i've decided to eat out my feelings for this jimin dude

seungwan
...no
and jesus christ, seul, just dont get diabetes pls

irene
Yerim, are you busy right now?

yerim
what u need unnie?

irene
The lock on my door isn't working. Can you help?

yerim
yea sure i'm coming