seulgi
seungwan is hiding something from us...

yerim
yeah she's def hiding smth
she came home and shut herself in her room

seulgi
she's blasting depressing music
justin bieber i think

yerim
it's so loud wtf i can hear it thru my headset

irene
Seungwan, is something wrong?

seungwan
kind of?

joy

spill 👏 that 👏 tea
SPILL IT NOW

seulgi
tell us!!

seungwan
okay so, do you guys remember i had this one really rich client
the one named yoongi

yerim
the one that acts like a gang leader? lmao

seungwan
...yeah. anyways.
he asked me to dinner.
like as in not business.
and he said he has something important to ask.

seulgi
omg
oMG
O M G

yerim
okay he totally asked u out
r u gonna accept?

seungwan
i mean, yeah i think i will.
i mean i already did
we've known each other for two years
he's nice

yerim
isnt he the one 
that has a ton of money 
but even tho ur his accountant 
u have no idea where it comes from

seungwan
on the paper 
its clear where it comes from
but all the names seems to be coverups for something else.

joy
wow thaTS sHADY
do u have his license plate tho

seulgi
is that why youre upset?

seungwan
omg park ing sooyoung
I SWEAR TO GOD
and no seul that's not why i'm upset
its because i think i have actual feelings for him idk?
and it's just so wrong?

irene
What's his full name? I might know him.
Don't worry, I'm not like Joy.

joy
yall r unappreciative
kyngsoos talents are wasted
he's the best hacker in the country

seungwan
i'll text it to you separately, irene.
and joy, your friends are all psychopaths, thank you

yerim
wait a sec
kyungsoo? hacker?

joy
yeah
u know the midget?????
btw wannie i dont ing appreciate ur attitude 🙂

seungwan
ily you devil spawn 🙂

yerim
why are u guys my friends
bt anyways abt that kyungsoo guy
is his last name do
as in D. O.

joy
yes 
hOW DID U KNOW 👀
i mean hes kind of unrecognizable now
he shaved his head and ive told him he looks like a ing bowling ball 
but he just rolls his eyes at me
which makes him look even more like a ing bowling ball

yerim
he's famous in the gaming community
jungkooks been trying to get a hold of him for a year now
they want him at their company to beta test n im sure it pays good money so

joy
oooooo mmMmmmMm thas interesting
i'll hand u his info
the bald bum has been jobless since college anyways
but also
u rlly like this jungkook boi huh 
u keep bringing him up

yerim
um
okay abt that
i have smth to confess

joy
well then
FESS UP BUTTERCUP
riGHt nOw

yerim
um
i think i might like jungkook?
i dont know
i think i love him
aghhhhhhhhh
UGGHHHHHH

seungwan
oh. my. god.
did she really just...
wow....
it's about ing time.

seulgi
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FINALLY
IM ASDFGHJKL
IM LITERALLY SITTING NEXT TO YERIM AND SCREAMING AHAHAHAA

yerim
but

irene
But?

yerim
i dont think he feels the same

seungwan
oh my god kim yerim
and i was beginning to think 
that brain of yours 
was finally functioning 
full cycle
HE. IS IN LOVE. 
WITH YOU.

yerim
ik. but wht if 
its not the kind of love i have for him
wht if he loves me as a frnd
he takes care of me 
and he says things smtimes
tht make me hopeful
but in the end its like 
im the only one getting butterflies
u know??

seulgi
no i dont know
well actually i guess i kinda get it

joy
KANG SEULGI DO NOT ENCOURAGE HER
yerim bb heres the thing
yall known each other 
since ing high school
any butterflies should b dead by now
well maybe not dead
but they shd b less obvious

seungwan
i agree with joy for once.
honestly, yerim, 
he probably still gets them
but from what i see 
jungkook is rlly good at hiding his feelings 
if he doesnt want 
you to know abt them
you've been pushing him away 
for so long
he probably thinks 
you'll stop talking to him
if he makes it more obvious that hes nervous around you

seulgi
and to be fair
hes stuck with you for that long
no one else catches his eye

yerim
but

irene
But?

yerim
hes too perfect you know
he has so much to give me
i have nothing for him

joy
this is turning into a sappy tv drama i s2g
ur worse than me trying to act like i get the stuff irene explains to me

yerim
whatever...

irene
You'll figure it out, Yerim.
And Joy, how is your project going?

joy
eeeeeeee
i convinced my dad!!!1!1!
to let me have the project officially!!!

irene
And?

joy
the german reps r coming over 2 tour seoul in a wk
and your precious bb girl 
aka me 
will be in charge of repping my dads company
tysm mom for helping meee ❤️❤️

irene
I'm not your mom.
I wouldn't raise a child like you.

joy
aw mom u hurt me
mommmmmm
im getting u a cart of cabbages for mothers day
get it
COS BAE AND BAECHU

irene
I am going to ignore you. :)
Seulgi, how is Jimin?

seulgi
OMG I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS
jimin thinks i'm pretty

seungwan
well good
that means he has eyes

yerim
lmao damn right
seul ur so pretty honestly
ur just too modest sometimes

seulgi
you guys are the best 💓
but we also went and got milkshakes
and i told him where i worked
and he said hes gonna come visit me sometime!

joy
ooo what does he do 👀

seulgi
he works in the hr department as a data analyst
but he dances on the wkend bc he did it all thru out high school and college
isnt that hot

joy
mhm

seungwan
did you guys go alone?

seulgi
uh well
this yugyeom guy was there too
hes nice
he stutters a lot tho

joy
wait so
did u spend more time talking abt jimin or yugyeom
like during the whole thing

seulgi
yugyeom?
jimin told me how they met n stuff
and also what yugyeom likes to eat
theyre pretty good friends

yerim
uh seul
it kinda sounds like he was trying to set u up with his friend

seungwan
maybe
but you never know.
maybe this jimin kid doesnt like sharing his life?

joy
see this is why u shulda gave me his license plate
i can search up his past gfs
or if he has one now
does he have one now????

yerim
i asked jongin just now
he doesnt have one
but he had a nasty ex

joy
bingo, that solves it
he probably aint looking for a relationship rn, hun

yerim
oh
hey seul at least he has enough decency not to use u as a rebound

seulgi
its ok
i didnt have high hopes in the first place

irene
Seulgi, just because he isn't interested now doesn't mean he won't be later.
Give it some time? 
Let him get to know you a bit better.

seulgi
youre right unnie
i'm going to work hard
and impress him
one things for sure tho
i'm never gonna introduce him to yerim

yerim
huh???
what did i do

seulgi
that way u guys will never be friends

yerim
wtf

seungwan
yerim did you forget or something??

yerim
forget what

seungwan
can i tell them seul

seulgi
yeah its fine seungwan
i'm over it anyways

seungwan
seulgi had a small crush on jungkook b4
and she thought it was ok since yerim and jungkook were "just friends"
but then jungkook 
was always with yerim
and those two were damn touchy
and yerim always did stuff with him

yerim
wait seul u liked kook????!
and unnie wdym i did stuff

seungwan
don't you dare deny those hickies
and those nights where you snuck out to meet him at 2 AM

joy
YASSSS GIRL
SPILL THAT TEA
MOTHER WENRESA IS ALWAYS WATCHING !1!1!1!1!!!
exPOSED

irene
Joy, if you want to be my daughter you will stop doing that thing with the exclamation points.

joy
fine. i'M gOiNG tO tYpE LiKe tHiS tO anNoY u EvEn mOr

irene
...

yerim
ok but kook n i rlly were just friends back then
and we kinda still are now
and to be fair i never knew seul liked him
i guess thats why she always gets moody when the conversation has kook in it

seungwan
i think it was pretty obvious that she liked him
tbh yerim, you're pretty dense when it comes to people
you're lucky jungkook's only got eyes for you

seulgi
mhm

yerim
im gonna b like irene unnie and ignore haters thx

joy
cOME baCk myemimieeeee

yerim
huh

joy
do u have a doctor friend?
i went to the hospital yesterday bcos i twisted my foot trying to sabotage rosé

seungwan
okay now what the hell did you do to that poor girl to twist your foot?

joy
okay maybe i went a bit overboard
snitched on me in front of grandmother again
so i threw my shoe at her

seungwan
dont tell me you were wearing those spiky six inch heels

joy
u bet

seulgi
omg is she alive

joy
sadly yes
but fortunately i tripped on her purse and sprained my ankle

seungwan
how is that fortunate?

joy
bcos going to the hospital was the best decision of my life
there was this doctor mmmmm
that man was such a snACK

yerim
and how does that have to do with me

joy
he had a picture of him with u on his desk

yerim
oh
pls dont tell me its sehun

joy
his name was oh sehun

seulgi
LOL

yerim
oh hell no

joy
o is he ur boytoy too??
its okay hun i was more into his friend anyways
dr kim seokjin
i think im developing a kink

yerim
hes not my boytoy
but hes an innocent noodle that should be protected from u

irene
Lesson learned.

joy
what lesson????

irene
Never take Joy to the hospital, unless you want her to harass young doctors.

seungwan
but she needs medical attention tho

joy
see?? seungwan is on my side

seungwan
for her mental health
we need to put her in the psych ward

joy
nevermind

seulgi
seungwan is my hero

yerim
agreed

joy
FOR THE LAST ING TIME WAHT HAPPENED TO NOT GANGING UP ON ME

irene
Actually, Joy, can you search up someone for me? I don't have their license plate. Just a name.

joy
ofc mom
i gotchu
i gotchu baechu
LMAOOOOO

irene
It's Kim Taehyung. Thanks.
Also, why don't all you girls come over for dinner? 
A friend of mine sent over some traditional ingredients that I don't know how to prepare.

seulgi
YES UNNIE RIGHT AWAY

yerim
unnie u knew i was hungry didnt u

seungwan
i can do the cooking!

joy
i'll be right there after i get my crutches