seulgi
hi guys
kinda in a crisis lmao

joy
boom chicka boom boom whats hittin

seungwan
crisis as in you lost ur cookie in ur double chin or crisis as in u have a crisis crisis

yerim
can we get the who what when where why

joy
what yerm said
whats buggin the sluggin

irene
We're here for you, Seulgi 😊

seulgi
so

yerim
yes go on

seulgi
today

seungwan
mhm

seulgi
i met jimin's parents

seungwan
omg ?!

joy
HA
i've been telling u seul bb
jimin doesnt just likey likey u
he wanna wifey wifey u

yerim
dugeun dugeun heart heart

seulgi
eh... i dont thjnk it went too well

seungwan
wait what

irene
How so? :(

seulgi
idk, his dad seemed fine but
his mom didn't really seem to wanna talk to me

seungwan
maybe she's just like that seul?

joy
nah wannie
tbh i've seen that type too often
they think theyre everything bc theyve got a son

yerim
i never rlly got women who exist to make other women miserable

seulgi
ngl i'm kinda mad at jimin about it 😔
he could have told me he was taking me to see them?
like i wasn't even ready and i sounded so embarrassing
how was i supposed to stand a chance

irene
I understand why you feel that way, but I think Jimin didn't expect his mom to act like that either.

joy
damn sis @ irene unnie
we waited a whole 1 min for u to type that yanno
but i agree w u

seulgi
yeah
you're right unnie
besides... guess what

yerim
what

seungwan
omg wHat

irene
What!1!1!1!

joy
W H AT
and well well miss bae joohyun...
weren't u clowning me for typing like that bfore
this groupchat reeks with bullie energy

irene
Joy, the only thing that reeks here is you.

yerim
kk lmao joy unnieeee

seungwan
brb need a new pair of lungs

joy
u know what
FiNE 
CAN WE jUsT gEt bAck to the seulmergency

yerim
yah kang seul just tell us already

seungwan
^^^

seulgi
okay
so jimin dropped the L word today

irene
L...

seulgi
u kno
l
o
v
e
that one
and guess what i said

yerim
you said??????
btw the fact that u actually spelled it out one letter at a time i'm devastated

seulgi
guess lol

seungwan
idk,, "i love u too?"

joy
omg slugger just SPILL already

seulgi
sjjsjsksskks ok
ijust smiled
and kinda hugged him and asked him since when he felt that way
i didn't know what to say 😭

irene
Ah
It's okay, Seulgi. These things take time.

yerim
exactly, u dont have to feel bad abt anything

seungwan
glad you didn't force yourself to say things you weren't ready to say

seulgi
it's just
i'm not really sure how to tell i feel the same way he does
like how do you KNOW you love someone like that 😔

joy
well
sometimes its weird
take me nd seokjin for example
he's so proper
and cultured
he likes actual tea instead of the figurative kind
he likes classical music nd reading books nd idk....
i always thought love had to be like some adrenaline rollercoaster or sum
but with him it was completely opposite
it was quiet and peaceful

seungwan
joy honey
😔❤️

joy
yah its ok
it's been awhile

yerim
joy unnie i have something to tell you actually
yesterday i saw seokjin oppa waiting outside your apartment door

irene
Oh, the guy in the beige turtleneck? My security camera saw him too!

joy
hwat

seulgi
OMG joy maybe hE WANTS U BACK

seungwan
retweet he's definitely here bc he misses you
he even stopped me and asked me how you were doing

joy
AAAAAAAAA
WANNIE WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM.
did u tell him i can't breathe without him and he's my oxygen and i was out getting drunk in a club bc i missed him DID U WANNIE

seungwan
no, i told him the truth
which is you are a STRONG independent ing she devil of a woman who doesnt need a petty man
a y dynamité
park sooyoung nation RISE

joy
.
i feel like hugging and punching u at the same time

seulgi
is that wenjoy i sense

irene
This is so touching, Seungwan. I may or may not be tearing up at my screen.

seungwan
pfffffft please
since when was i on good terms with lvl23's biggest pain in the

yerim
do i really need to send proof that u let her dress u up as a minion from despicable me just to help her feel better when she came home crying

seungwan
THAT IS PHOTOSHOPPED

seulgi
off topic but minion related
i still have that fruit song stuck in my head 
the one that always plays at the supermarket
ba ba nana ba ba banananana ba banana baba banananana

yerim
thanks seulgi
now it's stuck in MY head

seulgi
what can i say
it's a classic bop, we stan fruit

joy
see wanda you LOVE me
thank you for telling me guys 💓💓
i'm going to find him and see what's up when i can
speaking of u tho son seungwan
did u settle what's been going on with your fam yet?

seungwan
actually, yes
i decided to sue for a restraining order
so we'll see how that goes

irene
I'm proud of you, Seungwan!

seulgi
omg, that's so brave of you unnie
your brother can just stay away

yerim
you're so brave unnie
all of my unnies are 💞💞

seungwan
it's not the easiest thing i've done
but i'm not going to live my life serving someone who's a ty person to both me and my family

joy
attagirl

yerim
you go unnie 🥰
lvl 23, let's get this happiness bread

joy
love you guys 🥺💓

seungwan
hugs

irene
My daughters

seulgi
im soft uwu