Yixing's diary of all his friends and not friends in the Exo Cohort

Xiumin 
He keeps popping out of the walls and scaring me

Xiumin or Minseokkie is a very nice ghost, except sometimes he scares me. He doesn't mean to of course, he just has a habit of popping out of the walls at the wrong times.  FRIEND

Luhan
Underneath all those tattoos and piercings he's pretty nic- wait he's a demon? 
I know demons have a bad reputation but Luhannie is very nice! He likes to look out the window and dye his hair a lot. He has tattoos but they're really cute. He even got a unicorn one for me! FRIEND

Kris (Yifan)(Kevin)
He goes through a lot of phases
Kris just needs a pat on the back and a warm cup of coffee. He tries very hard to be like the other vampires, very cold and distant but Kris is a sweetheart. I love his hugs (even though Kris is really cold) and he always looks out for me. I'm glad we're friends, even if his grey eyes scare me sometimes. FRIEND 

Junmyeon
My cutie 
I love Myeonnie! He's my little pumpywupkin. He asked me out our sophomore year and we're still together! Everyone says we're such a sweet couple and that's gross. I really don't understand, how can something sweet be gross? FRIEND (actually more than that but you get the idea) 

Yixing
that's me!
I'm the best nymph in this school.

I'm also the only nymph but that's not important. 

Jongdae
Lil' bastard
He keeps trying to prank us? But it's not turning out so well for him? I thought imps were supposed to be good at this stuff. Just last week, Jongdae set a trap for Kyungsoo, but he triggered it accidentally and ended up getting stuck in his locker for the entire day. FRIEND

Baekhyun
still haven't found a way to shut him up
He's really nice and gives nice cuddles but he's so loud? I mean, he's a banshee, he's supposed to be loud but damn why is he so loud? FRIEND

Chanyeol aka FrankenYeol
he keeps leaving his right arm in my dorm
Help?
What a blumbering idiot this one is. He's really slow and kinda bad at everything except physics, which is really weird. He's a great friend though! He likes buying me Fairypops. FRIEND 

Kyungsoo
Earplugs pronto
He's really nice but really manipulative. Sirens are always sneaky creatures. He even got me to do his homework for him once! He has an amazing voice but that's not the point! But he also stops the bullies from bullying me so .....FRIEND. 

Tao
he scratches
THE!CUTEST! He's my little baby. Constantly purring and nudging against me! Tao loves being in his animal state so it's super cute to see him as a jaguar walking around with little fairy Myeon on his back. I'm the mom, Myeonnie is the dad and Tao is our baby. We're just a happy family. FRIEND.

Jongin
buy doggie treats, he's been a good boy
Very good boy! He's cute like Tao and has a habit of morphing into a half wolf when he gets really excited, like the time I baked him cupcakes with meat. His tail popped out and knocked over Chanyeol's science project. FRIEND. 

Sehun
he sneezed and blew me half way across the room
He seriously needs to get his allergies under control! He's the class baby, the youngest sophomore and the one who hasn't mastered his powers yet. He's a small bean who also has the tendency to turn into a monstrous bird and zap zap us motherers.

He's a good kid! FRIEND. 




 

Huh, well that wasn't very useful, everyone turned out to be my friend.