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[Unknown]
Hakyeon?

[Me]
Who?

[Unknown]
It's Taekwoon, we met at Hongbin's party.

 

[Add unknown contact as 'TaekWonnie <3 ']

 

[Me]
HI. I'M SORRY I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU MY NUMBER.
HOW ARE YOU?
 

[TaekWoonie <3]
Don't be. I'm fine, actually.

[Me]
Hey, that's awesome!

[TaekWoonie <3]
Yeah... well, that's all. I have to go, see you later.

[Me]
Sure! Have a nice night :D

 

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[Me]
Hey, Taekwoonie yah!

[TaekWoonie <3]
'TaekWoonie yah'?

[Me]
Yeah. Do you want another nickname?

[TaekWonnie <3]
My name is Taekwoon, I don't need nicknames.

[Me]
You're so grumpy!
That's it, you're like a grumpy cat.

 

[Change 'TaekWoonie <3' to 'Lovely Grumpy Cat']

 

[Lovely Grumpy Cat]
I like cats but I'm not a cat.

[Me]
YES YOU ARE
Your eyes are so feline, I like them.

[Lovely Grumpy Cat]
Shut up.

[Me]
Make me.

[Lovely Grumpy Cat]
Goodnight.

[Me]
GRUUUUUMPY.
Sweet dreams, Taekwoonie grumpy.
 

 

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[Erase 'Lovely Grumpy Cat']

 

 

[Unknown]
Hakyeon? Can we talk?

[Me]
Who?

[Unknown]
...It's Taekwoon.

[Me]
I don't know any Taekwoon.
I don't want to know one, I erased your number.
Bye.

[Unknown]
Don't be like this.
I ed up, I'm sorry.
I really do.
Come on, Hakyeon.
Won't you forgive me?
Please?
:(

[Add Unknown as Him]

 

[Me]
Only because you used an emoji.
Don't ever scream to me again.
It was kinda hot, ok?
But you were really angry and it made me anxious.
I want a banana milk.
And a kiss.
Well you can hug me instead.

[Him]
I'm so sorry...
Deal.
I'll go to your place after classes, ok?

[Me]
Ok.
Taekwoon? Can I ask you something?

[Him]
Sure.

[Me]
When we first met, I told you I was going to Japan, sooner than later.

[Him]
Yes, you did.

[Me]
Why did you got mad when I told you I was leaving next month?

[Him]
Sorry, I don't wanna talk about it.

[Me]
We are texting, not talking.

[Him]
Hakyeon...

[Me]
Fine, fine.
Don't forget our date ;)
Goodnight.

[Him]
Sure. Sweet dreams, Hakyeon ah.
You know? You made everything different.
I don't want things as they were before you happened.
I freaked out.
I'm selfish and that's annoying.

[Me]
If you don't say that tomorrow to my face, I won't talk to you anymore.

 

 

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[Him]
Hakyeon ah, I'm at the airport.
Where's your appartment?
MY JAPANESE SOUNDS LIKE A DEAD LANGUAGE.
I'M LOST
ANSWER THE PHONE
HAKYEON
HAKYEON
HELP ME PLEASE

[Me]
Taekwoon?
Are you... here?
For real?
It's not a nice joke, you know.

[Him]
IT'S NOT A JOKE
THERE'S SO MUCH PEOPLE
HEY I found a Cat-coffee shop.
Hakyeon?
Hey... I'm sorry I didn't told you.
My surprises :(

[Me]
Idiot.
I'm watching you playing with the cats through the window.
You're so cute but handsome. I like your new hair. And your smile...
Can I kiss you?
OMG DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT
BYE
GO BACK TO KOREA.

[Him]
Gimme two seconds.
I'll go back as soon as I get what I want.

[Me]
What do you want...?

[Him]
Someone offered me a date if I make it.
Now I'm a pedagogy student :)
So here I am.
Oh the cashier is free now, let me check out and I'll go outside.

 

 

[Change 'Him' to 'The Man I will Marry :)' ]

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[The Man I will Marry :)]
Did you arrive safely?

[Me]
Yes, BOYFRIEND.

[The Man I will Marry :)]
THAT'S EMBARRASSING, STOP.

[Me]
I won't, BOYFRIEND.
TAEKWOON-BOYFRIEND
CAT-BOYFRIEND
Y-BOYFRIEND

[The Man I will Marry :)]
CHA HAKYEON

[Me]
WHAT, BOYFRIEND JUNG TAEKWOON

[The Man I will Marry :)]
Baby, please. Stop.
See? It's embarrassing using those words.
You're blushing?
Hakyeon?
Are you sleeping?

[Me]
I read 'baby' with your voice and now I'm .
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

[The Man I will marry :)]
Oh.
I'm sorry, I have classes tomorrow morning.
I will help you afterwards.
Good night, baby.
Dream about me
;)

[Me]
YOU JUNG TAEKWOON.
YOU'LL PAY.
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU CRY.
Love you <3.