yes homo
exo more like exhoesexo more like exhoes
brohyun: GUYS HELP I CANT FIND JONGDAE
brohyun: HE’S BEEN GONE FOR OVER A DAY NOW AND HE HASN’T CALLED OR TEXTED ME
Mother: W H A T
brohyun: HE SAID HE WAS GOING OUT AND ??? STILL ISNT BACK AT THE DORM
brohyun: IVE BEEN WORRIED
innocent maknae: WHAT
innocent maknae: BUT JONGDAE’S MY FAVORITE
pcwhy: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE???
innocent maknae: YIKES
unicornxing: jongdae’s missing?!
unicornxing: where would he go?
galaxyman: don’t tell me he got
gucci shades: KIDNAPPED?!!!
dog mom: i don’t think hes thAAT much of an idiot
galaxyman: this is jongdae you’re thinking of right
galaxyman: he once jumped off a 3 story building trying to do “parkour”
galaxyman: i don’t know how he only got off with a broken arm
satansoo: Have you tried calling him?
brohyun: YEAH LIKE TEN TIMES BUT HE HASN’T ANSWERED ANY
brohyun: WHAT IF ONE OF THOSE SAESANG FANS GOT HIM???????
Mother: THAT MOTHER’S ADRENALINE IS KICKING IN
Mother: IM CALLING 911
minnie mouse: hey guys, what did i miss?
brohyun: HYUNG JONGDAE IS MISSING
minnie mouse: uh no he’s not?
minnie mouse: he’s right here
minnie mouse:
minnie mouse: he’s at lu and i’s spare apartment
brohyun: w h a t
minnie mouse: yeah he’s been here since yesterday?
minnie mouse: we’re playing overwatch together rn
minnie mouse: not to brag but I’m kicking his
Mother: oh my god I actually just had a heart attack
Mother: don’t ever scare me like that again
brohyun: omFG
brohyun: why the HELL hasnt he answered any of my calls or texts??
jongbro: sORRY I JUST REALIZED MY PHONE WAS DEAD
jongbro: dw yall im fine <3
jongbro: ill cya later baek i gotta get my revenge against minnie
brohyun: oh
brohyun: alright
private chat: best bro
brohyun: yOOOOOO
brohyun: bro where u at
brohyun: i havent seen u around all day?
brohyun: there’s a huge new arcade that opened down the street!
jongbro: wait didnt i tell u?
brohyun: ?????no
jongbro: im at the park with minnie
jongbro:
jongbro: we were just messing around in the playground n feedin ducks and stuff it’s chill
brohyun: that kinda happened out of nowhere?
jongbro: idk lmao we just got bored at the dorm and he asked if i wanted to go somewhere so yeah
jongbro: i guess i forgot to tell u
brohyun: oh
brohyun: well that’s cool
jongbro: wAIT THERE’S A NEW ARCADE??????
brohyun: BRO
brohyun: BR O
brohyun: THEYV E GOT
brohyun: L A S ER T A G
jongbro: OMFGGGGG
jongbro: I SHOULD TELL MIN ABOUT IT WE CAN GO THERE NOWWWW
jongbro: HE ALWAYS BEATS ME IN LIKE EVERY GAME EVER BUT WHO KNOWS
jongbro: MAYBE LASER TAG WILL BE MY REDEMPTION???
brohyun: oh
brohyun: hahah
jongbro: weRE gonna head there now ;DD
jongbro: thx for the notice!!
jongbro: before i go
jongbro: u good? u seem kinda quiet rn
brohyun: nah!
brohyun: just a lil busy with some stuff and stuff yknow
brohyun: totally wasnt gonna ask u to the arcade or anything :)
jongbro: what was that message? u deleted it before i could read it lmao
brohyun: oh it was nothing important
brohyun: it was just some dumb stuff lol my brain is sleep deprived
jongbro: oh okAY
jongbro: GTG NOW SLEEP OR SOMETHIN BRO <3
brohyun: yeah sure
private chat: BLOW IT LIKE A FLUTE
brohyun: hyung can we talk
brohyun: one 10 to another?
Han Dynasty: im an 11 but continue
brohyun: arent u kinda suspicious of how much time minseok and jongdae have been spending together recently?
Han Dynasty: wdym lmao? they’ve always been close
Han Dynasty: they literally call each other their BFFL
brohyun: yeah alright whatever but
brohyun: idk it was never like this??
Han Dynasty: baekhyun
Han Dynasty: they literally call themselves the ‘married couple’
Han Dynasty: they still continued to share a room even when min and i became a thing,, we only switched a couple of months ago
Han Dynasty: dae calls minnie his wife and minnie calls dae his second husband
Han Dynasty: (im first ofc ★~(◡‿⊙✿))
Han Dynasty: jongdae once said if xiuhan wasnt always so clearly a thing he would’ve gone after min the first chance he got
brohyun: OK I GET IT BUT HOW IS THIS MEANT TO REASSURE EITHER OF US
brohyun: HOW DO U KNOW MINSEOK HYUNG DOESNT HAVE HIDDEN FEELINGS OR SOMETHING IDK
brohyun: I DONT TRUST THIS
Han Dynasty: alright first things first
Han Dynasty: why do u suddenly think so lowly of minseok?
Han Dynasty: u two are best buds too???
Han Dynasty: secondly
Han Dynasty: i have no reason to be suspicious/jealous so i wont be
Han Dynasty: i love and trust minseok and dae is like a brother to me
Han Dynasty: besides, minnie isnt the Light Of Jongdae’s Life like he used to be back when we were trainees,,, the kid’s moved on and there’s really nothing but platonic feelings anymore
Han Dynasty: lmao he’s veeeryyy clearly got his eyes on someone else now anyways
Han Dynasty: thirdly
Han Dynasty: to combine these two things
Han Dynasty: r u sure ur not just jealous?
brohyun: why would i be jealous??
brohyun: who would i even be jealous of?
brohyun: i was just askin u a question?
Han Dynasty: boi if u dont,,,,,
Han Dynasty: u just said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, n I quote,,,,,,,,,
Han Dynasty: “HOW IS THIS MEANT TO REASSURE EITHER OF US”
Han Dynasty: key word: us
Han Dynasty: im 1000000% sure that ur jealous of minseok bc of how much time he’s been spending with jongdae
brohyun: ok so it might seem that way
brohyun: but i can assure u that im not
brohyun: i was just worried! idek why
Han Dynasty: beeecausseeee you like jongdae?
brohyun: ofc i like jongdae??/??
brohyun: he’s my best friend
Han Dynasty: .........................sigh
Han Dynasty: u know what minseok told me yall were idiots when it came to love
Han Dynasty: i didn’t believe him about the jongin incident until now
brohyun: what jongin inciden
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