exo more like exhoes

borkhyun has changed their name to brohyun

:3 has changed their name to jongbro

brohyun: bro

jongbro: yeah bro

brohyun: do you lift bro?

jongbro: yeah bro how’d you know

brohyun: because you lift my heart whenever you’re around

jongbro: b r o

pcwhy: wtf

brohyun: do you want a protein shake bro?

jongbro: nah bro

brohyun: why bro?

jongbro: because youre the only one who gives me strength bro

brohyun: bro

satansoo: I have the strongest urge to die.

brohyun: hey bro when were u born

jongbro: september 21 why bro

brohyun: ur a virgo bro........ ur my...... Virbro

jongbro: bro

brohyun: bro

innocent maknae: i...

galaxyman: im disowning you two

brohyun: bro

Mother: not again,,,,,, please,,,,,,,,

jongbro: what bro

brohyun: tell the whole world that we’re bros bro

jongbro: *whispers* we’re bros

brohyun: why’d u whisper bro?

jongbro: because ur my whole world bro

brohyun: br o

dog mom: how do you even react to this

jongbro: u kno what bro?

brohyun: what bro?

jongbro: if i were a cat,, id spend all 9 lives with u

brohyun: *clutches heart* bro

pcwhy: beagle line is dead.

Han Dynasty: LMFAOOAOFOAOFOOFOFA

brohyun: hey bro lets get matching anchor tattoos

jongbro: why bro?

brohyun: so our friendship never floats away

jongbro: b r o

gucci shades: what did we do to deserve this torture?

brohyun: dude guess what

jongbro: what bro

brohyun: i got u some broses

jongbro: bro u read my mind i just got u some daffodudes

brohyun: bro.........

pcwhy: what is friendship anyways? i don’t know it

innocent maknae: HES SO SALTY IM DEADDDDD

jongbro: bro does your left eye hurt?

brohyun: no why?

jongbro: because you’ve been looking right all day

brohyun: ...bro...

dog mom: day 15 give it up for day 15 of this

brohyun: do u have a map bro?

jongbro: no why

brohyun: because i get lost in ur eyes bro

jongbro: broooo...........

jongbro: bro

Mother: ALRIGHT THAT’S ENOUGH LETS STOP THIS NOW FOR GOD S SAKE

brohyun: i, a local bromoual, feel offended

jongbro: same bro

brohyun: u know bro...

gucci shades: omfg Please

galaxyman: when will it end?? When???????

brohyun: that shirt looks amazing on you

jongbro: thanks bro!!

brohyun: u know what would look even better tho?

jongbro: no, what bro?

brohyun: me

jongbro: haha broooooo

brohyun: lolol no homo tho

jongbro: lolol

Han Dynasty: @god are u seeing this ?

satansoo: And I thought the maknaes were ing bad.

brohyun: bro

jongbro: whats up bro

brohyun: i think the side bro is mad at us

jongbro: the side bro?

brohyun: chanyeol

pcwhy: ...i hate both of u

jongbro: LMFAOFOOFOAFOOAWO

pcwhy: bro i thought we were a trio i thought we were a Pack

brohyun: excuse me?????

jongbro: that’s bro™ to you, side bro

brohyun: plagiarism is bad

pcwhy has left the chat

innocent maknae: THE SALTTTTTT

gucci shades: AFKWAFJWKFJWALFLF

satansoo: You know what, let the bro™ thing continue

satansoo: It actually got him out of the chat, so I’m all for this concept.

Mother: as amusing as this is

Mother: those motherly senses are kicking in

Mother has added pcwhy to the chat

pcwhy: KYUNGSOO HOW COULD U

pcwhy: I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME SIDE HERE

pcwhy: IVE DONE NOTHING BUT SUPPORT U

pcwhy: I EVEN TOOK MY TIME IN THE MORINING EARLIER TO SEND YOUA  CUTE GOOR DMORNING MEASSAGE SO YOU WOUDLE BE HAPPY TODAY AND THIS SI TH E THANKS I GE T

pcwhy: MY HEART IS BROJEN

satansoo: And..?

pcwhy: AND WHAT?????

satansoo: Where's the part where I care?

gucci shades: JFEFJAKWFWAFPWAFWLA

brohyun: SAVAGE SOO IS BACK FROM THE DEAD

jongbro: LMFAOOOOOOO

pcwhy: i can no longer trust anyone

pcwhy: sehunnie ur my new best friend

dog mom: excuse me?

Han Dynasty: AJDWKFJKAWFJWAOFOAW JONGIN IGN APPARATED IN HERE WHEN HE HEARD THAT