kris is always lurking
exo more like exhoes*things italicized and underlined in this chapter mean they're written in chinese! ik sehun isnt chinese or anything but he's gotten better at speaking it so let's pretend he can read and write it now too lol*
#roastfest2k17
:3: guys yall might wanna bring out the bleach
:3: or wikihow how to tie a noose like im currently doing
dab lord: there's actual articles on that??
:3: u underestimate the wikihow
junmoney: umm... may i ask why you're doing that?
:3: cause i just saw min hyung and lu hyung making out on the couch
:3: and they just went into their room
:3: and i think my ears are gonna die in a few seconds
dab lord: R U N
:3: IM T R YI NG B UT THERES NOWHERE TO G O
:3: DO I DARE JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
dab lord: WE'RE IN A SINGLE STORY BUILDING WHAT ARE U EVEN JUMPING FROM
:3: ANYTHING’S BETTER THAN THIS
junmoney: im sure it can’t be that bad guys
junmoney: i mean this is minseok and luhan we’re talking about!
junmoney: they probably wont even do anyth
junmoney: never mind
junmoney: i’m gon e
borkhyun: I WAS J U S T NAPPING AN D
borkhyun: HOW ARE THEY THAT LOUD
borkhyun: MY MIND HAS BEEN SCARRED
ztao: I !! WAS !! BINGE !! WATCHING !! DISNEY !! MOVIES !!
ztao: THEY’VE RUINED DISNEY FOR ME
ztao: I DONT THINK I CAN WATCH THE LION KING ANYMORE WITHOUT HAVING FLASHBACKS TO THOSE NOISES
:3: to be fair dont simba and nala do the dirty in the lion king anyways
ztao: WHAT?? ? ?? ?? ? ? ?
:3: did you...... never know this
ztao: WTF I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST MESS I NG AROUND
:3: they were... in more ways than one
ztao: I AM KERMITTING GOOD BYE
z tao:
dab lord: rip tao,,,,
borkhyun: he won't be missed
vivi supremacist: ive never been more glad to not be home rn
dab lord: SHUT UP SEHUN
dab lord: WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT
vivi supremacist: lmao but me and nini don’t~
vivi supremacist: we’re at the park eating ice cream!!
ztao: STFUUUUUU
dog mom: heyo!
dog mom: look i figured out how to take a cute video ^^
dog mom:
dab lord has kicked vivi supremacist and dog mom from the chat
dab lord: asshats
kyungsoo: Who the hell is doing the nasty in the dorm
kyungsoo: Baekhyun and Jongdae I swear to god
borkhyun: ?????WHY DO U ASSUME ITS US???????
borkhyun: WE’RE NOT EVEN DATING???????
dab lord: coguhs
:3: coguhs
dab lord: I MEANT COUGHS
:3 has changed the group chat name to coguhs
dab lord: i h8 u
kyungsoo: I don’t know, you guys are weird
kyungsoo: Also, you’re not lowkey Jongdae
:3: whats that supposed to mean
kyungsoo: .
:3: ?
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