make way for The Lord™

minnie mouse: GUYS

minnie mouse: I DID IT

Father: u finally proposed to luhan?

minnie mouse: NO ITS EVEN BETTER

Han Dynasty: good to know how much i mean to you sweetheart

minnie mouse: IM KIDDING ILYSM LU <333

Han Dynasty: AW ILY 2 BAOZI <3333

pcwhy: this is gross just tell us what you did hyung

your lord sehun: not all of us have the time to watch u two be in love

Han Dynasty: but you have the time to make an entire folder dedicated to jongin’s smile

your lord sehun: I TOLD YOU MY FINGER SLIPPED

minnie mouse: that’s so cute sehun i

minnie mouse: i hate you guys how do you two manage to be this endearing without even dating

minnie mouse: BUT ANYWAYS

minnie mouse: I

minnie mouse: GOT

minnie mouse: A JOB!!!

baehyun: noah fence but,,, don’t u already have a job

minnie mouse: WELL I GOT ANOTHER ONE

minnie mouse: I’M A BARISTA NOWWWW

unicornxing: OMG CONGRATS MINN :DDD

jongbae: YO  O O OO O O O O

jongbae: I THOUGHT U WERE KIDDING WHEN U SAID U APPLIED FOR STARBUCKS

minnie mouse: ARE YOU KIDDING I NEVER JOKE AROUND WITH COFFEE

minnie mouse: COFFEE IS LIFE

Han Dynasty: my future husband is going to be a barista prodigy yall B^)

minnie mouse: <333

pcwhy: k but do i get a discount for being ur friend cause starbucks has some damn good cake

minnie mouse: idk that depends are you ever going to tell the truth about chansoo

baehyun: DEADASS

pcwhy: 

pcwhy has changed the group chat name to ball is life

jongbae: kys

squishsoo: Jongdae and I finally agree on something.

pcwhy: ive finally found my true passion guys arent you happy for me

jongbae: ur a fake baller chanyeol stfu

Father: OHYMYGOD WAIT BASKETBALL?1/1!/1?!/!E?R@!/R

baehyun: 

baehyun: kris hyung when he hears basketball

jongbae: ACCURATE

pcwhy: wtf no

pcwhy: im talking about bOWLING

pcwhy: THE SUPERIOR SPORT

Father: my interest level has dropped to 0

Father: youre a disgrace to ballers across the world smh

Han Dynasty: only phakes do bowling

pcwhy: pcwhy yall such bowling antis

DEATH: bro everyone knows bowling

DEATH: all you do is stand up, roll a ball, sit back down n drink your beer

DEATH: rinse n repeat

pcwhy: EXCUSE ME

pcwhy: ILL HAVE U KNOW IT TAKES EXCEPTIONAL SKILL TO BE ABLE TO BOWL PROPERLY

pcwhy: u gotta finger the ball just right

jongbae: I CCHOKED ON MY SPI T CHANYEOLW TF

squishsoo: That’s just nasty.

pcwhy: YOU KNWO WAHT I MEAN OK STFU

pcwhy: nyways i am the lebron james of bowling so bow down es

pcwhy: gOd of the balls

baehyun: why am i getting the vibe that this is all just a euphemism for how much chanyeol likes guys

jongbae: FAKJFLAWFWAFPAF

unicornxing: exposed??

pcwhy: ok so u aint wrong buT

pcwhy: i am Serious about this. this is my true career path

pcwhy: bowling is my life

minnie mouse: this week on my strange addiction

Han Dynasty: BOOM ROASTED

pcwhy: HEY

pcwhy: ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT BALLS GRAVITATE ACCORDING TO MY WILL

your lord sehun: 

your lord sehun: 

your lord sehun: [john cena voice] are you sure about that

DEATH: NFAWFAOWFKAPLFKANLFAF

jongbae: REKT

Han Dynasty: 

baehyun: SIP THIS TEA!!

Mother: my boy pulling out those receipts im tearing up

Mother: like mother like son

pcwhy kicked your lord sehun from the chat

pcwhy: getting rid of my haters xoxo

jongbae: king of pettiness goes to park chanyeol

ninibear has added your lord sehun to the chat

ninibear has kicked pcwhy from the chat

ninibear: getting rid of my haters xoxo

DEATH: IM FCUKGING GCRYINGAFKALFWFWF;

baehyun: WT F F F F  F F F F

jongbae: I CANT BELIEVE I WITNESSED THAT GO DOWN

squishsoo: 

Father: JFAWFLAFJIAWFWKAFAWKFWAKFLA

unicornxing: IM SHAKING OMG

Han Dynasty: JONGIN,, LEGENDARY

minnie mouse: 

minnie mouse: M O O D

Mother: i love this family

ball is life

Han Dynasty: wait wth i just realized

Han Dynasty: are me and min the only couple without matching screennames

jongbae: lol yeah bro

baehyun: get with the program hyung

Mother: frankly im quite disgusted

minnie mouse: HOW CAN WE BE MARRIED IF WE DON’T EVEN HAVE MATCHING NAMES

Han Dynasty: WE’RE SO FAKE IM CRYING

minnie mouse: WE HAVE TO FIX THIS

Father: why not make luhan mickey mouse

Han Dynasty: i

Han Dynasty: how dare you

Han Dynasty: ill have you know im daisy duck

Father: oh my gosh

Han Dynasty: buzzfeed never lies

baehyun: how about “looks 5” “is actually 5”

Han Dynasty: awww you think i look 5??

baehyun: i,,, was talking about minseok,,,,,

minnie mouse: LMFAOOOOOO

jongbae: OUCH

Han Dynasty: i don’t need real friends anyways

minnie mouse: actually ive got something better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Han Dynasty: OMG DON’T TELL ME ITS

Han Dynasty: HAKFWAFKAWLFAF

minnie mouse: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Han Dynasty has changed their name to blow it like a flute

minnie mouse has changed their name to the flute blower

DEATH: og h my ogod

your lord sehun: i dont get it??

ninibear: AJFKWAJFLAWFMAWKFMAW

Mother: the innocence

your lord sehun: wait so minseok hyung can play the flute now??

ninibear: ill explain it to you later

Mother: OH NO YOU WONT JONGIN

unicornxing: im crying why

baehyun: g od fd amn it

jongbae: yall just had to ruin the cute couple nicknaemes we had going on

the flute blower: honestly i regret nothing?

blow it like a flute: lu will never die

Father: i wish it would

ball is life

baehyun: alrihgtt whos gonna add chanyeol back to the chat

baehyun: this is the THIRD TIME he interrupted me and jongdaes date to whine about how he wants to be added back

baehyun: i was about to get laid like wtf

DEATH: did we need to know that though

jongbae: yes

jongbae: do u know how annoying it is to be getting down n dirty and then have all intimacy DIE when rick astley’s “never gonna give you up” starts blaring from your phone bc chanyeol’s a and wont stop calling

blow it like a flute: PFKAPWFNAKFWFWALFWA

your lord sehun: TR A G I C

DEATH: IM DEEAAAADDD

Father: WHY RICK ASTLEY OF ALL RINGTONES

jongbae: SHUT UP BAEKHYUN DARED ME TO DO IT WHEN I WAS DRUNK ONCE AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT UNTIL NOW

baehyun: it was terrible

baehyun: it was hilarious but it was terrible

the flute blower: wait but you have admin rights you could add him back whenever??

baehyun: yeaaAAaaH buT u SEE

baehyun: im afra id jongin will murDer me if i dont ask first

ninibear: tell him he can come back once he apologizes for being mean to sehun and kicking him out

squishsoo: Wasn’t Sehun the one who made fun of Chanyeol?

ninibear: i dont tolerate sehun antis in this household

jongbae: inhales

jongbae: b o i

baehyun: he said hes sorry so i guess were gucci good now??

baehyun has added pcwhy to the chat

pcwhy: and im the king of pettiness right

ninibear:  

baehyun: alrigit now that thats done im out if any of u bother us, specifically u chanyeol, ur dead

baehyun: jongdae baby u know waht to do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

jongbae: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

DEATH: time to down the bleach

ball is life

the flute blower: it’s my first day of work guys!!

unicornxing: ahHHHH hope it goes well hyung <333

blow it like a flute: MY HUBBY IS ALL GROWN U PPP

blow it like a flute: GOING OUT TO SUPPORT THIS FAMILY ALL BY HIMSELF

jongbae: god knows sm dont pay us enough

jongbae: BUT YESSSSS GO GET EM MINNIEEEE~~

pcwhy: WOOOOOOO

ninibear: FIGHTING!!!!!

squishsoo: Have a good time!

Mother: UR GONNA DO GREAT

Father: ^^!!!

baehyun: I KNOW THIS GC MAY HAVE INFLUENCED U BUT DONT SPILL ANY TEA HYUNG!

DEATH: why did i laugh

your lord sehun: have fun hyung~~

your lord sehun: u didn’t hear this from me but a certain maknae would looove it if you brought them back a frappucino (◔◡◔✿)

the flute blower: aww of course

the flute blower: ill be sure to deliver it to taemin as soon as i get back! :)

pcwhy: NFANFKAFWMLFAF

your lord sehun: i hate you

ball is life

unicornxing: luhan’s crying on the floor?? send help

Father: wHAT WHY

Mother: DID SOMETHING HAPPEN????

unicornxing: no... he just misses minseok

baehyun: AWWWWWWW

pcwhy: its only been five minutes since minseok left

baehyun: AWWWWWWW

DEATH: lmfAO

blow it like a flute: JFAWFPAFKAPFMWNAKFNACAMKMAKFNWAFOAWFNJWFHAWUFNAFASMNXFLAFPAFWAWFNAWFMWKFNAKFPAFNKAWFNAKFM,ASFANWFNAFNJAWFNA

your lord sehun: its gonna be okay hyung

your lord sehun: just let it all out

blow it like a flute: HEJU ST?  / ?1 /1/ !?WORKS FSOOOOHARD HES S OE ABBEAUTFIUL IM SO EMOTAIONAL LOKK AT HIM !!!! ! 1 AGIOING AFT E R HIS DRMEAMS IM SO HA PPY

blow it like a flute: WOWOWOW I JSUT ?? ?/ ? ? LVOE HIM SO MCUHHH H H H H

pcwhy: minseok: breathes

pcwhy: luhan: 

blow it like a flute: U AINT EVEN WR O NG THOUG H

blow it like a flute changed the chat name to MINSEOK APPRECIATION CLUB

blow it like a flute: FRM NOW ON WE ONLY TALK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL MY BOYF IS

jongbae: VROOM VROOM HEARD MY FAVORITE SUBJECT: GASSING UP MINSEOK

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