Chapter 39
Send Noodz ;)Veryhotyten is online
Parrotsarelife is online
Veryhotyten: did you know that I'm still waiting for that chocolate
Parrotsarelife: what chocolate?
Veryhotyten: the chocolate I told you about the other day
Veryhotyten: you never bought it
Veryhotyten: you never gave it to me
Veryhotyten: why?
Veryhotyten: is it because you hate me?
Veryhotyten: am I not good enough for you to buy me a chocolate?
Veryhotyten: is that it?
Veryhotyten: I'm sad
Parrotsarelife: and I'm on my way to a store
Veryhotyten: don't buy it out of pity
Parrotsarelife: Ten, I can tell you're messing with me so I feel bad and buy it
Parrotsarelife: I'm buying it
Parrotsarelife: you went a little overboard, though
Parrotsarelife: as soon as you started with the hate thing I knew
Veryhotyten: IT WORKED
Parrotsarelife: no it didn't
Parrotsarelife: I'm just doing it to be a good boyfriend
Veryhotyten: thank you babyyyyyyyy
Parrotsarelife: you're welcome
Veryhotyten: so I've been meaning to address this
Veryhotyten: that picture.
Parrotsarelife: what picture?
Veryhotyten: the one you took
Parrotsarelife: I take lots of pictures
Veryhotyten: Johnny Seo
Parrotsarelife: why do you wanna talk about it?
Veryhotyten: because it's totally not you!
Parrotsarelife: what do you mean it's not me?
Parrotsarelife: of course it's me ._.
Parrotsarelife: it's my body, it's my ugly couch, it's me
Veryhotyten: there's no doubt that it's you
Veryhotyten: what I meant was
Veryhotyten: it's not like you to give in to my you know
Veryhotyten: my "needs"
Veryhotyten: it's not like you to do things like that
Parrotsarelife: so you didn't like it?
Parrotsarelife: I won't do it again
Veryhotyten: no
Veryhotyten: I have that picture as my wallpaper on my phone and iPod and iPad and I printed it and plastered it on my wall and on my refrigerator and on my bathroom walls
Parrotsarelife: that's a bit creepy
Veryhotyten: no it's not
Veryhotyten: point is, I like that picture
Veryhotyten: like a lot
Veryhotyten: I was just wandering why did you send it?
Parrotsarelife: because I want you to know that you're not the only one having indecent thoughts
Parrotsarelife: in a decent way
Parrotsarelife: you know, not saying all the time and explicitly asking for
Parrotsarelife: like a decent human being
Veryhotyten: I don't know if I should feel offended or glad
Veryhotyten: or both
Parrotsarelife: both
Parrotsarelife: I'm insulting you too
Veryhotyten: ._.
Veryhotyten: okay so like
Veryhotyten: you get hot and bothered too?
Parrotsarelife: in a decent way
Veryhotyten: no one has decent thoughts when they wanna have
Parrotsarelife: I have decent thoughts
Veryhotyten: of what
Parrotsarelife: chairs
Veryhotyten: W H A T
Veryhotyten: anyway you just said I wasn't the only one having indecent thoughts
Parrotsarelife: you're not
Parrotsarelife: there's probably people out there that have those too
Veryhotyten: im so very confused right now
Parrotsarelife: lol
Parrotsarelife: I'm kidding
Parrotsarelife: I think about office chairs not normal chairs
Veryhotyten: ???????
Veryhotyten: you get over chairs?
Parrotsarelife: yeah.
Parrotsarelife: especially if you're sitting on them
Veryhotyten: smooth
Parrotsarelife: thanks I read that on Tumblr
Veryhotyten: ._.
Veryhotyten: so I can make you get hot and bothered
Veryhotyten: that's nice to know
Veryhotyten: why the sudden change of heart?
Parrotsarelife: things just happen
Veryhotyten: was it because Jaehyun was staring at me again?
Parrotsarelife: WHYYYYYYYY WOULD IT BE BECAUSE OF THAT
Parrotsarelife: am I not capable of feeling things?
Parrotsarelife: you're so dumb
Veryhotyten: feeling things = of getting it up because of you
Veryhotyten: I'm very intelligent you hoe
Parrotsarelife: I'm not a hoe you
Veryhotyten: yes you are you're parading those collarbones around town, don't think I don't notice
Veryhotyten: by the way wow you have nice collarbones
Parrotsarelife: thanks
Parrotsarelife: but showing my collarbones doesn't not mean I'm a hoe
Veryhotyten: you can only show them to me!
Parrotsarelife: last time I checked they were mine, to do whatever I want with them
Veryhotyten: can I give you a hickey when I see you?
Parrotsarelife: no
Veryhotyten: why? Are you afraid?
Parrotsarelife: don't know why Id be afraid but the answer is no
Veryhotyten: but I want toooo
Parrotsarelife: and I don't
Veryhotyten: so can I grab your ?
Parrotsarelife: Ten
Parrotsarelife: you can do whatever the you want
Parrotsarelife: stop asking
Veryhotyten: I'm gonna print this
Veryhotyten: so you can't take it back
Parrotsarelife: no backsies
Parrotsarelife: whatever
Veryhotyten: that includes that I can give you a hickey
Parrotsarelife: ;~;
Parrotsarelife: what did I agree to
Veryhotyten: me on your skin til it bruises
Veryhotyten: and finally getting a hold of that thicc
Parrotsarelife: ;-;
Veryhotyten: life is good
Parrotsarelife: gdi
Veryhotyten: deep down inside that "decent" brain of yours I know you want it just as bad
Veryhotyten: you can't deny our r squared pi
Parrotsarelife: what does that even mean
Veryhotyten: I don't know but you can't deny it
Parrotsarelife: okay so I'm gonna be house arrest for 100 years
Parrotsarelife: good luck
Veryhotyten: you said you went out to get me my chocolate
Parrotsarelife: I didn't say I was gonna bring it today
Veryhotyten: but I want it today :(
Veryhotyten: I want chocolate
Parrotsarelife: I don't know if you know but you have legs.
Parrotsarelife: that can take you to a store and then you can buy your desired chocolate
Parrotsarelife: use them
Veryhotyten: can they get me a man, too?
Parrotsarelife: I hate you
Veryhotyten: I'm kidding !!!!
Veryhotyten: I already have a man
Veryhotyten: his names Lucas
Parrotsarelife: and I'm single lol
Veryhotyten: T-T
Veryhotyten: please bring me chocolate
Veryhotyten: you're already out buying it
Parrotsarelife: okay fine
Veryhotyten: is Mark there with you?
Parrotsarelife: no, I'm alone
Parrotsarelife: he's sleeping
Veryhotyten: indeed a good day
Veryhotyten: not that I don't like him
Veryhotyten: but I rather see you alone than having a third wheel
Parrotsarelife: I'll only be giving you the chocolate
Veryhotyten: and a kiss
Veryhotyten: you
Veryhotyten: you didn't kiss me last time!
Parrotsarelife: I forgot
Veryhotyten: you forget to kiss your boyfriend?
Parrotsarelife: yes
Parrotsarelife: now if you'll excuse me I have chocolate to buy, see you in a few
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