Parrotsarelife: I am about to commit murder

Parrotsarelife: send me letters to prison

Parrotsarelife: come visit me some time

Parrotsarelife: okay bye

Veryhotyten: why lmao

Parrotsarelife: ing Yuta

Parrotsarelife: he got drunk and he's here on my couch

Parrotsarelife: crying

Parrotsarelife: because Sicheng went back to China for summer

Veryhotyten: doesn't he have Hansol?

Parrotsarelife: Hansol went back to his parents for the summer too

Veryhotyten: well... can't Yuta head back to Japan?

Parrotsarelife: please, that boy moved here to get away from his home life lol

Parrotsarelife: he doesn't get along well with them

Veryhotyten: oh

Veryhotyten: for him then

Parrotsarelife: be a little more sensitive

Veryhotyten: yeah well you were talking about murdering him

Veryhotyten: how is that sensitive, Johnny Seo?

Parrotsarelife: that's cause that slapped me when I threw him out of here

Veryhotyten: you deserved it you dumb

Veryhotyten: how and why would you throw out a crying friend. A CRYING FRIEND

Parrotsarelife: I don't know

Parrotsarelife: he woke me up I was annoyed

Veryhotyten: remind me to not ever talk to you when you've just woken up

Parrotsarelife: oh no you're different, Ten

Parrotsarelife: I'll probably throw you out the window

Veryhotyten: my point exactly

Parrotsarelife: help me, please.

Veryhotyten: you're on your own dear.

Parrotsarelife: don't call me dear, I'm a man

Veryhotyten: you're on your own pissy

Parrotsarelife: please?

Veryhotyten: no, I'm dealing with my own

Veryhotyten: you didn't tell me Jaehyun was taking classes at Taeyong's uncle dance academy

Parrotsarelife: I thought it would be obvious?

Parrotsarelife: since Taeyong and Jaehyun together and all

Parrotsarelife: you know like boyfriends

Parrotsarelife: who sleep with each other in public

Parrotsarelife: but that's none of my business

Parrotsarelife: but nvm I'll call Taeyong over and have him help me with Yuta since you're a horrible boyfriend and won't help me

Veryhotyten: alright, babe

Parrotsarelife: don't call me babe

Veryhotyten: but we're already together, how are we supposed to be cute?

Parrotsarelife: here's an interesting idea

Parrotsarelife: we won't be cute

Veryhotyten: whatever. John.

Parrotsarelife: JOHNNY

Veryhotyten: J O H N

Parrotsarelife: I hate you

Veryhotyten: go a

Veryhotyten: on second thought

Veryhotyten: don't.

Veryhotyten: if you do, I'll personally chop off your

Parrotsarelife: aggressive much?

Veryhotyten: just setting the rules.

Parrotsarelife: oh so now we have rules?

Veryhotyten: yes

Parrotsarelife: whatever.

Veryhotyten: wait I have a question

Veryhotyten: why the haven't you given me your phone number?

Veryhotyten: we're together and all

Veryhotyten: and I don't even know your number

Parrotsarelife: lol

Parrotsarelife: okay

Parrotsarelife: ##-####-####

Parrotsarelife: call meeeee

Parrotsarelife: but not today

Parrotsarelife: I have a crying e on my couch

Parrotsarelife is offline

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From: Unknown number
Save my number you y beast

To: Unknown number
I don't know you
And I have a boyfriend
Who is probably a serial killer

From: Unknown number
It's your boyfriend you dumbo

To: Main Hoe
Oh Ten. Okay.
Now don't talk to me.
I have things to attend to.
Like how Yuta is getting louder.
Bye.

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To: Taeyong Grey
Hi, mom? Can you help me?

From: Taeyong Grey
You always call me mom when things are bad
What happened?

To: Taeyong Grey
No I don't

From: Taeyong Grey
....

To: Taeyong Grey
Okay so Yuta's here
And he's crying and I need your help.
Please?

From: Taeyong Grey
HAHAHA
No.

To: Taeyong Grey
Please?
I think I'll go insane with him here
You don't have to take him to your place
Just take care of him here or something
He listens to you
Not me
Why did he even come here
Taeyong?

From: Taeyong Grey
Fine.
I'm on my way.
You owe me

We all know no one ever pays Taeyong back lol.

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Johnny walked back and forth from the small kitchen to where Yuta sat. Which was like what? Three steps lol. It's not nice to make fun of how small his place is. I'm joking, it's two steps. Okay okay, maybe six. I don't know. Who counts? Not me. Yuta was crying rather loudly. And what I mean by crying is that he's actually yelling out profanities most of the time to express his feelings. His depressed little feelings.

"Okay Yuta?" Johnny approached the crying man in his couch, ready to comfort him in any way. Maybe pat his head and call him a good boy. Or whatever he's supposed to do.

"SHUT THE UP." Yuta yelled, making Johnny back up against a wall in fear that Yuta would actually snap and kill him. He's too young to die. In other situations he'd welcome death with open arms but not now. Everything's going well right now... if you exclude the depressed Yuta. Can he kill him when he's about to start his last year of high school?

"Man I'm just trying to be a good friend."

"You don't know what is like to lose the love of your life."

"In your case two of them." GOOD ONE LOL. Johnny what are you doing. Yuta glared at him through his tears. He probably doesn't see lol, maybe that's why he's staring at the lamp and not directly at him. "Right here, puta."

"It's Yuta."

"No, I really meant the puta part."

" you, Johnny."

"I tried to calm you down you'd only curse at me! What am I supposed to do?"

Yuta stared at him again. This time it was at him cause he stopped crying... a little. "Stay quiet or bring back Sicheng."

"What about Hansol?"

"HANSOL." And then the tears started flooding on his face again. "JI HANSOL YOU CHEATING PIECE OF ."

"Weren't you cheating on him too?"

"He was okay with it!"

"Okay..."

"I caught him with this guy... Kun, he's like friends with Sicheng." Yuta stopped crying. "And I heard from Ten, who heard from Jinwoo, who heard from Sana, who heard from Eunbi, who heard from Jungkook that he's totally a hoe who's two timing this girl named Tzuyu or something like that. A total hoe."

Why does Yuta have C in all his classes.

"Maybe he thought you'd be okay with it."

"I don't share my boyfriend."

"ssss. Boyfriends."

"Whatever."

Johnny took the risk to sit on the chair near the couch to talk to Yuta from a relatively close distance. "I mean, you have two boyfriends, maybe Hansol thought you'd be open minded about it."

"I already told you Johnny, I don't share him."

"What about Sicheng?"

Yuta furrowed his brows. "No."

"You're being selfish."

"How is that selfish? I'm letting them get with all of this!"

"Yuta, believe or not, they have feelings."

"What's that?"

Oh god.

Taeyong barged in after a few minutes, saving Johnny from this madness. Oh his lord a savior. Thank you God for Lee Taeyong and his pink hair. You could've at least kept- whatever thank you.

"Yuta, what's wrong?"

"What is not wrong?! My Chinese boyfriend leaves to ing China and my other boyfriend..... what's his name again?"

"Hansol!"

"YES HANSOL THAT BAG CHEATED ON ME."

"Now now, Yuta, you need to calm down." Taeyong patted Yuta's hair, like a mom would her 16 year old daughter crying over dudes.

"I WILL COMMIT ARSON ALL UP IN THIS ."

"Please don't."

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"You look like ."

"Thanks, Ten." Johnny rubbed at his eyes. Taeyong was still at his place with Yuta making illegal threats. Johnny managed to sneak out and the only place he thought of going was Ten's place. "Can I come in?"

"Can you? Yes. May you? I don't know."

"Why did I even come here, I hate you."

"Just a warning, Jaehyun's here."

"Ugh great." Johnny came inside. Lol. And glared at Jaehyun, who was seated on top of the coffee table. Who the does that. "Don't you have a home to go to?"

"I don't know, don't you? Boyfriend stealer."

"Taeyong is with Yuta."

"Yuta has given me blue balls all day."

Johnny raised a brow at him. "You're sleeping with Yuta too? IS THIS A DRAMA?- I have a headache." Johnny held his forehead in distress. What did he ever do to have friends who sleep with each other like it's no big deal. Jaehyun and Yuta? Seriously?

"No , he stole my boyfriend."

"Taeyong is sleeping with him too?! Ten what is this madness? Are you with Yuta too? Tell me now."

"No one is with Yuta! Except Hansol and Sicheng.... and maybe the whole school, but not us, I'm just saying. I haven't seen Taeyong all day."

"Oh."

Johnny sat on the couch. "Ten can you give me water? I think I'm dehydrated."

"Okay."

"So you and Ten, huh?"

"Why?" Johnny looked at Jaehyun skeptically. "Are you planning to ruin it?"

Jaehyun laughed and hit his knee. Wow haha, what's so hysterical, Jung Yoonoh. "You ruin things to yourself Johnny, I don't have to do anything."

"You're evil, I hate you."

"I saw your boyfriend bending over today, he was stretching and then boom, he's folded in half." Jaehyun clapped his hands for dramatic effect. "He's really flexible Johnny, you better take advantage of that."

"Okay, we're not ually involved, Yoonoh."

"ING IT'S JAEHYUN! I CHANGED MY NAME LEGALLY." Jaehyun took a deep breath to calm down. "Anyway, Ten literally folds in half like, imagine how hot would be."

"Don't."

"What are you fellas talking about?" Ten asked handing Johnny a water bottle and proceeding to throw himself on his boyfriend. You know, sitting on his lap, like boyfriends do.

"Trash."

"Me."

"We were talking about how trashy Jaehyun is, for eyeing other people's boyfriends." Johnny glared.

" please, I stare at whatever it's in front of me and that was all up in my face."

"I came here to find peace."

"Wrong place, babe."

"So cute, babe and everything."

"Shut up Jaehyun."

"He called me by name! Can you say it again? I think I got a from excitement."

"Gross."

Johnny hugged Ten closer to him, finding a sense of calmness in his totally not calm partner. "Can you leave?"

"Why, do y'all wanna ?"

"No."

"Then I shall stay, since you left my boyfriend with Yuta's lunatic ." Jaehyun seemed to remember something, gossip probably. "Hey, do you guys know Eunbi? Jung Eunbi?"

"Yeah, she's Hwang Eunbi's friend."

"She's a lesbian."

"Really!?"

"Yeah! Last day of school Soonyoung caught her in the girl's bathroom making out with Minatozaki Sana."

"What was he doing in the girls bathroom anyway?"

Jaehyun shrugged. "I don't know, I was just interested in the part of the two hot girls kissing in the bathroom."

"You're gay."

"Oh yeah, I forgot." Jaehyun nodded. "But Eunbi is like really hot, choke me mommy."

"I'm lost." Johnny muttered.

"You're also not from our school."

"Shut up, Jaehyun."

You know what's painful? So one of his legs fell asleep from having Ten on his lap. He's also really hungry. Ten promised to order food but that was an hour ago and his phone remains on the other side of the room. Jaehyun and Ten are also discussing the younger's life wth Taeyong. Which is worse than any pain in the world. Apparently Taeyong has a tentacle . Which is as weird as Yuta watching tentacle . If not weirder.

Seriously he must have been a terrible person in his past life to be hearing these things. Ten seemed immersed in it though, he hopes he's not taking any ideas.

"I'm gonna leave, I'm gonna check on Yuta and Taeyong." Johnny motioned for Ten to get up and when he didn't he nudged him. "Let me get up."

"Don't leave."

"As much as I love hearing Taeyong's kinks I really should check up on them to make sure Yuta really didn't set my place on fire."

"Fine." Ten got up. "But you gotta give me a kiss goodbye and call me tonight." Ten pouted.

"Ew."

"Shut up Jaehyun." Johnny flipped him off and leaned down to peck his boyfriend's lips before heading to the door. "I'll call you later."

"Please dooo."

"Bye es."