"Ji," Seungri lazily drawled, his long lithe body stretched across the small bed. "I'm bored. Can you make me unbored?" Seungri, a tall muscular boy at age 22 was definitely so bored he drove his car from his university that took 2 hours just to see his boyfriend write an essay for another 3 hours. He was obviously so bored Jiyong, his boyfriend, literally threw a Rubic cube for him to be accompanied by, which the incredibly smart boy finished in about 2 minutes.

Jiyong turned around in his seat, the frustration on his face shown clearly. "Ri, babe, I just have to write 3 more pages. Please can you be a little more quiet or try to help me?" Jiyong's paper, a 10 page essay which he procrastinated to do until it was 5 days due was really stressing him out. "I need to do my conclusion, and it's super hard. Can you perhaps help me?" Jiyong said with a timid smile. 

Seungri contemplated for a moment while scratching his bare stomach. "No, I'm tired."

Jiyong sighed deeply, putting his exhausted head between his two delicate hands, "Go sleep Seungri. I don't want you to be too tired for your DJ job tomorrow."

"But I want to help you!" Seungri whined, bouncing on the bed like a kid. "I want to help you, I want to help you, I want to help!"

Jiyong looked back at his bouncing boyfriend, his face contorted, "Seungri. If you want to help me, please, please, I beg of you to just shut up."

Seungri stopped bouncing on the bed, his chubby face scrunched into a pout. "Why?" He looked at his rude boyfriend with small tears in his eyes. "Do you hate me?"

Jiyong sighed and went back to typing his essay back up without answering. His heartbroken boyfriend burst into tears and ran out of the room, putting his hands dramatically into his face. Adorably, he forgot to slam the door shut so he quickly ran back and slammed it shut.

Jiyong looked at the quivering door for a few seconds, making sure that the younger wasn't going to come back and then turned back to this computer and started texting his friends online:

G-dragon: He's out of the room. What's the plan? sent 6:13 pm

Taeyang: A party? sent 6:13 pm

D-lite: Nooo he knows when a party is happening sent 6:14 pm

TOP is handsome: That's right love sent 6:15 pm

G-dragon: who you talking to sent 6:16 pm

TOP is handsome: me ;-) sent 6:17 pm

Hyorin: You're creepy sent 6:17 pm

Taeyang: Good one babe sent 6:18 pm

TOP is handsome: I didn't know I was your babe kekeke sent 6:19 pm

D-lite: Lo sent 6:20 pm

Hyorin: What is lo sent 6:21 pm

D-lite: Lol* sent 6:21 pm

Mountain Bunny: I got an idea sent 6:22 pm

G-dragon: what is it noona sent 6:23 pm

Baddest Female: You switched your username to mountain bunny!!! <3 sent 6:23 pm

Mountain Bunny: hehe yep sent 6:23 pm

G-dragon: the idea noona. tell me now sent 6:24 pm

Mountain Bunny: oh, right. So...how do I say this kindly, how about you just go on a romantic vacation and just each other until you're too tired to even kiss sent 6:25 pm

TOP is dumbfounded: ... sent 6:25 pm

G-dragon is dumbfounded: ... sent 6:25 pm

Baddest Female is dumbfounded: ... sent 6:25 pm

D-lite is dumbfounded: ... sent 6:25 pm

Taeyang is too busy kissing Hyorin but still dumbfounded: ... sent 6:25 pm

Hyorin too flustered from kissing is dumbfounded: ... sent 6:25 pm

Mountain Bunny is confused: Why is that a bad idea? sent 6:26 pm

TOP is recovering: Well, Jiyong and Seungri...well sent 6:26 pm

Baddest Female is recovering: they never, well, how sent 6:27 pm

Hyorin is recovering from kiss: they never get tired sent 6:27 pm

Taeyang is still kissing and recovering: they never get tired sent 6:27 pm

Hyorin is mad: Hey I said that first sent 6:28 pm

G-dragon is recoverin