"YAH ****!!!! WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE YET?! I CALLED YOU SO MANY TIMES!! WHY DO YOU NEVER LISTEN?! COME HERE THIS INSTANT BEFORE I COME DOWN THERE AND CUFF YOUR HANDS AND TIE YOUR LEGS TOGETHER AND PUT YOU ON MY SHOULDERS AND TAKE YOU UPSTAIRS!! ACTUALLY SCREW THAT, I WILL JUST RKO YOU!!" 

Oh My God. Why. On. Earth. Do. I. Have. Such. A. Crazy. ing. Husband. Why. Just. Why. "IM COMING YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD. YOU ASKED FOR YOUR FOOD SO IM GETTING YOU FOOD, YOU HORRIBLE PIG!!!!" I scream out. I make his food look so ugly that even poo loving flies wouldn't even want to go near it, BUT it tastes great. Just does not look it. MUHUHAHAHA. ok enough. I hurry up and go upstairs.

I storm into our room and shove the plate to his face. He makes a disgusted face (which every single (stupid) females die over like GURL I will snatch you very quick). "This is why you took long? To make this not edible crap? EVEN A FLY WOULDNT WANT IT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" He says. I have had enough so I shove a spoonful of it in his mouth and he shuts up. His face melts because he knows his wife can cook(!) "Im sorry baby, I did not know it would taste this nice." He says as he pouts. I forgive him quick and say "It's okay." He says "You know I love you ****." As he smiles so lovingly. "I know, I love you too Taehyung." I say as I smile back. He puts the plate aside, pulls me by my waist and settles me on his lap. He kisses me, it was uncalled for, but I kiss him back. He parts my li