Jimin giggled incessantly at the big innocent eyes staring up at him and Tae, not knowing what the vulgar words coming out of his uncle TaeTae’s mouth actually meant. Taehyung and Jimin had stolen away Jungkooks child as he recorded his lines in the studio, the two enjoying tormenting their maknae through his child.

“Alright repeat after me,” Jimin continued as Jungkooks son averted his attention now to his uncle chimchim who was not only enjoying the situation, but contributing to the loss of the childs innocent vocabulary. “!” he said in a loud voice causing the child to jump in surprise but smile widely.

“Sh-it! Sh-it!” he said, unable to fully pronounce the word as a whole making it all the more funny to the two men. 

“Now say .” Taehyung prompted him as he lowered himself to eye level with the child who giggled animatedly with his uncles.

“Bish…?” he said, little eyebrows furrowing together as he said the word in slight confusion at being unable to once again pronounce it properly.

“Good enough.” Tae said as he ruffled the little boys hair causing him to smile once again, the boys continuing their lessons of vulgarity.

~

Jungkook exited the booth having finally gotten his lines down as perfect as they would ever be and looked around for his son who seemed to have disappeared and his heart stopped.

“Where’s (s/n)?!” Kookie asked in a panic as he began to look around, also noting the absence of Jimin and V. He knew (s/n) loved hanging out with his uncles and he was grateful that the two would take him and play with him but sometimes they got into mischief with the little boy and would get in trouble.

“Daddy!” he heard the little voice scream as he ran back into the room, V and Jimin hearing Kookies worried tone as he called for him and sent him back as they continued on to catering to get some water and snacks. Kookie smiled as he leaned down and caught the running child in his arms before lifting him up.

“Were you with Uncle Tae and chimchim?” he asked and the little boy nodded his head, telling him in broken sentences what they did, thankfully not saying any of the bad words they taught him..yet. ”How about some juice?” Kookie asked as he set him down and went over to his little backpack that his mother had packed for him and digging out the juice box she’d put in for him.

“Daddy I do!” he said as his hands reached up for the box as his father took the straw off the side of the box and popped it through the top of the wrapping for him before handing it down to him so he could pop it through the foil.

“Oh , ing bish!” (s/n) yelled when the juice spilled out from the straw when he pushed it in and got all over his shirt, Jungkook staring down at him with a horrified expression as Namjoon and Suga laughed, Jin sharing the same wide-eyed look but also wearing an amused smile.

“Jeon (s/n).” Kookie said in a warning tone as he scolded the child. “where did you learn that? Those are bad words and you shouldn’t say them!” 

“But Taetae and chimchim say them. They tell me them.” he said with innocence as he looks up at his fathers disappointed expression, eyes watering at getting in trouble. “I sorry daddy.” he said as his lower lip began poking out as he fought the tears and Jungkook melted just looking at him. It wasn’t his fault and V and Jimin were going to get an earful from him.

“It’s okay, just don’t say those words again. And dont repeat anything your uncle taetae and chimchim say, ok?” he asked and watched as he nodded before sipping on his juice. “Jin watch him for a minute.” Kookie said as he stormed out of the studio to look for the two responsible for his childs potty  mouth.

“Hey kookie.” Jimin greeted cheerily before noticing the dark look in his eyes causing his smile to drop. “What’s wrong?” he asked him as he smacked V’s shoulder to get his attention to the very angry maknae.

“You won’t believe what (s/n) just said when he spilt his juice.” Kookie said as he stopped a few feet shy of his two friends.

“Oh yeah, what?” V askedas he continued to munch on his food, completely oblivious to the situation.

“I’m going to kill you two!” Kookie shouted as he launched himself at the two who took off running laughing.