Bang Bang Bang

Pretty Boy Misfits
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(No one’s POV)

A month earlier…

 

“You do Hip Hop? You’re in for a battle. There has been a sudden outburst of fan wars and sasaeng incidents because people claim that this group owns this concept, this group owns this fan chant, that fandom name is the same as this one, this rapper is better than this rapper, and the most ironic thing of all… ‘HIP HOP’ is owned by this or that group only.

Death threats have been declared from left and right.

To protect the groups currently doing Hip Hop, they have been moved to a safer location… but everything went out of hand because of an alleged fan or a group of them rather.

And so the groups, Big Bang, Block B, B.A.P, BTS, GOT7, Monsta X, and Seventeen have been reported missing…” the TV was turned off before the announcer could continue talking about the topic

 

“And so it begins,” his voice dropped 2 octaves lower

“Hyung, he’s being creepy again!” the youngest cried

“Hyung, stop scaring the maknae,” the leader said bluntly in a monotone

“Poke him with a stick, he looks dead inside,” the shortest one teased the sunshine of the group

“YAH! STOP PUSHING ME! HE MIGHT TOUCH ME! HYUNG, HELP!” the sunshine wasn’t feeling so bright and sunny today

 

“IS THERE ANY PHOTOCOPIER HERE? I need to photocopy my face. I look gorgeous with this new wig,”

“Hyung, that’s half of a coconut! YAH! Why aren’t you guys listening to me!? YAAAAAAH!”

“WOULD YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I KICK YOUR !?”

“HYUNG, THERE’S A BUG! THERE’S A BUG! KILL IT! AH! WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE THIS WAY!?”

“Ugh, I need wine,”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Present…

(Suga’s POV)

 

“JIMIN, HURRY!” I yelled and tried to hold back my urge to be in a state of panic or in some form of anger

“HYUNG!!! WHAT IS IT?!” Jimin was nowhere to be found. I couldn’t see him.

I embraced my knees to my chest and started rocking myself. Where is he when I need him the most?

 

“JIMIN!!!!” I yelled again

“HYUNG!!! I’M HERE! What’s wrong?” He finally came from the forest with his whole body sweating, the boy was panting, and he looked everywhere and scanned my entire body to see what could be the cause of my screaming

 

“I…” my words trailed off as I looked down on the ground and zoned out

“HYUNG!” Jimin kneeled to my level and shook my shoulders, “Tell me what’s wrong!”

I gathered all my strength just to look him straight in the eyes, leaned closer until I could whisper in his ears… “Carry me,”

“WHY? Are you hurt anywhere?! Do you need medicine?” Jimin looked at me wide-eyed as he scanned my legs and my feet, careful not to touch them

 

 

 

 

 

 

“I’m just lazy and I don’t wanna walk today,” I smiled at him innocently

 

 

 

 

 

He looked at me with a poker face and slammed his on the ground while shaking his head slowly out of disapproval. I put on a serious face again and shouted, “JIMIN, THERE’S NO TIME! We have to move! The others are far gone. We might not see them again!”

 

 

 

“Yoongi hyung, we’re right here,” S.Coups laughed while packing all the food supplies I have remaining right beside me

 

 

 

Well, he isn’t wrong about that.

The others were already packing their stuff. We had proper bags now thanks to our Block B and B.A.P hyungs. We had a lot of luggage because we have many food now! Hurrah! Men were coming to and fro from the cave of food supplies and here to pack for the possible long trip until the end of this month which was the deadline, who knows what’s waiting for us. Some were scanning the area to find any possible way to go north.

 

And some just woke up… like me.

 

People were busy distributing food to those who had to scan so people would disappear and reappear out of nowhere sometimes.

But it was true though, no one had moved yet except the maknae lines who kept playing outside of the safety zone of under the shades of the tree houses.

Jimin was one of them.

He was playing TAG with the others until I called him because I just woke up and I’m too lazy to get up on my own, but still wanted to walk around the forest before we advance… but my legs don’t want to… but then again, I want to move… but I’m too lazy.

“TAG! YOU’RE IT!” Vernon tapped Jimin’s back without his knowing while the other maknae lines ran around the forest away from Jimin

“Ah! That’s not fair! Yoongi hyung totally blew my chances of winning,” Jimin pouted

“It’s not hyung’s fault, it’s because you’re an idiot,” V passed his back while eating a banana

“What the heck?” Jimin stood up and was about to chase V until I grabbed his leg, embraced it tight and smiled at him when he looked back at me as V continued to run while laughing his off

 

“Ah, hyung!” Jimin whined

“You have to carry me later,” I gave him my cheapest smile

“Make Jungkook do it! He carried you bridal style while passing the limbo line before,” Jimin scratched his head and crossed his arms across his chest then pouted like a little kid who has to take nap time after playing outside with his friends

Jungkook heard this, excused himself from the other maknaes who were playing another game, back hugged Jimin and whispered in his ear, “Hyung, I’m tired. Could you carry Yoongi hyung for me?”

“Ah, anything for you, cutie,” Jimin smiled brightly with his cheeks all red

 

I high fived Jungkook after letting go of the giddy puppy Jimin’s leg and placed a dead leaf on the maknae’s hand while doing it. He looked at me all confused and I just nodded at him once.

“Was this supposed to be a dollar or something?” he asked

“No, it’s a dead leaf,” I said bluntly, “Consider yourself blessed,” I motioned him to go now

 

Jungkook zoned out for a while then walked away while putting the dead leaf in his pocket. He was mumbling about “Circle of Life” or something. What is Rap Monster teaching this kid? He’s starting to overthink like him like damn.

 

 

 

 

“Too bad you’re not being carried right now,” Woozi laughed while making Mingyu walk towards me and S.Coups who was busy packing

S.Coups gave Woozi a bottle of water and told him to go easy on Mingyu, but Mingyu complained, “Ah, Seungcheol hyung! I need to rest now,”

“Yah, what did you say?” Woozi hits Mingyu’s arm while looking down at him

“I mean, YOU need rest now, hyung,” Mingyu laughed nervously. Woozi laughed in approval. S.Coups was very much used to this.

Woozi was on top of the tallest member of Seventeen, he was constantly shaking the younger one and purposely hitting his back. Although they were just a year apart, Woozi wasn’t wasting the opportunity to bully the younger ones. I’m so proud of him. I wiped my fake tears away.

“Mingyu, go to Dino and Wonwoo!” Woozi demanded, he looked like a little boy on top of his father’s back

“Why?” Mingyu was panting below him, the other had only carried him for a mere 20 minutes but it felt like a century for the younger one

“Just cause,” Woozi said then he pats Mingyu’s arm, “NOW GO, HORSEY!!! CHARGE, I SAY!!!”

“Ugh, hyung,” Mingyu whined, but he still followed anyway

When they arrived to their near-by destination which was near Wonwoo and Dino, Woozi used a long banana leaf to fight them like a sword (where did that come from!?)

“AH, HYUNG!!!” Dino whined. He couldn’t fight back because he knows very well the full furry of Woozi, the man who plans World Domination.

Wonwoo tried to push him back, but Woozi resisted. Wow, that’s boy strong! Dokyeom sneaked behind Woozi and tried to tickle him, but when the older one looked back at him with a glare that screamed, “How dare you touch me, peasant!” Dokyeom looked down in fear and ran for it. Poor Mingyu had to chase Dokyeom because of Woozi’s orders.

 

 

 

 

“Are you sleeping again?” I heard Kihyun nag. He and his group were right across ours as the others were busy packing while Kihyun was busy feeding IM who just finished playing with the other maknaes and waking up Hyungwon

“I wasn’t,” Hyungwon rubbed his eyes and yawned

“He was zoning out again,” Wonho laughed loudly

Hyungwon looked at him with disapproval. Wonho controlled his laughter while looking back at Hyungwon.

 

“Wonho, don’t talk, I know you’re desperate for Hyungwon’s attention,” Kihyun walked away with IM beside him and IM tried not to look back at the newly pissed but blushing Wonho

Wonho thought it was Kihyun who said that but it was actually their maknae, IM. It just happened that IM imitated the way Kihyun speaks (You clever little . I like you.). It was PURE coincidence that Kihyun wanted to walk away because he wanted to find Minhyuk to help with the heavy stuff, and NOT to cower away from Wonho which that was what Wonho was thinking. IM pretended to be innocent on the other hand.

 

“YAH! Where do you think you’re going?” Wonho followed the two, and soon Kihyun was running away with Wonho chasing him because it was obvious that Wonho’s eyes screamed, “I’m going to kill you” just as soon Kihyun looked at him

“YAH!!!! WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME!!!??? WHAT DID I DO???” Kihyun yelled

Hyungwon went back to sleep as if nothing happened and IM placed his index finger over his lips while hiding a laugh when he faced me.

 

 

 

 

“Yah, do you have one of those banana leaf skirts? I ripped my pants again,” Jackson poked Bambam who was busy weaving banana leaf skirts with Yugyeom. They were on their 20th skirt right now. Their business is booming! Like literally, everyone somehow or somewhere is using Bambam’s clothing line made out of banana leaves.

“Yeah, I’m making a new one right now,” Bambam said without looking at Jackson

Jackson stood there in silence with his hand out for 20 minutes until he realized that Bambam wasn’t planning on giving him one

“Yah,” Jackson made his voice a bit louder

“Yes?” Bambam said while helping Yugyeom to tie the banana leaves together

“Can I have one now?” Jackson asked trying not to sound pissed with his hand still out

“Sure,” Bambam smiled at him with his hand out this time, “Give me 30 of those cheese biscuits in return”

“WHAT!? The one Jin hyung ate and won’t share? I don’t know where to find those,” Jackson protested

“Then no skirt for you,” Bambam waved goodbye then turned back to his work

Jackson whined to their leader while stomping his feet like a little kid, “DADDY!”

“Jackson, for the last time, STOP CALLING ME THAT!” JB was dragged from his work just so that he could confront with Jackson and his constant whining next to Bambam

“Buy me a banana skirt, I ripped my pants again,” Jackson pleaded with aegyo

JB gave him a cringed look and said, “This is the forest, Jackson, you can make some of your own using any material here,”

“You know,” Bambam turned around to look at JB, “I accept credit card” that earned him a death glare from their leader

 

I laughed while hitting a very busy J-Hope who was packing with Jin hyung. THE BOY’S REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. I clapped while still continuing to watch the others. Bambam received JB’s arm lock instead of a credit card. Wah! That was priceless.

 

“Where did you get that?” JB judged the boy real hard while Bambam tried to regain his balance while sitting

“I go to school, BOI!” Bambam said it in English while rubbing his neck where JB arm locked him

“Yow! You know English? What’s up? My name is Youngjae!” Youngjae popped out of nowhere while speaking in English. Everyone just stared him weirdly, “I’m out!” Youngjae made a peace sign and rolled away.

 

“Well, am I getting my skirt or what?” Jackson asked

“30 cheese biscuits,” Bambam repeated

“DADDY!” Jackson shook JB

“Stop calling me that!” JB yelled

 

 

 

 

“I’ll give you this supper rare Swiss Miss sachet if you admit One Piece is better than Naruto,” U-Kwon hyung whispered to B.A.P’s Youngjae near us

“You only watched One Piece, how could you say that Naruto can’t be the better one?” Youngjae snorted

“Yah, One Piece was released and was liked first than Naruto,” U-Kwon hyung protested

“Mostly guys watch One Piece, but I have researched that both genders watch Naruto so Naruto has the upper hand,” Youngjae said

“ONE PIECE!” U-Kwon stood by his decision

“NARUTO!” Youngjae hissed

 

“You know what I think?” Daehyun joined in, the two of them looked at him and raised their eyebrows

“You two are geeks,” Daehyun took the Swiss Miss away from U-Kwon, opened it, ate it, but choked when he did it all at once

“Hey, I have a joke! An anime joke,” Kyung hyung joined in the party

“What?” Daehyun asked

“In Death Note, L said, ‘I could never live in a world without Light,’” Kyung hyung was already laughing, “And you know what Light said?”

“What?” Daehyun, Youngjae and U-Kwon hyung asked

“’Yes, it would be dark’,” Kyung hyung laughed on the ground by himself as the other three just stared at him in either confusion or disappointment

“What?” Youngjae looked at U-Kwon hyung

“You know because Light is one of the main character with L, and you know light means,” U-Kwon hyung tried to make hand gestures o

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annethundr05 #1
Chapter 15: Ok I have laughed my of at the storyline, so much so that my cheeks actually hurt. Please don't abandon this fic. it's funny and amazing. Kudos
inlovewitkpop92
#2
Chapter 15: Hahahahahahhaha istg you never fail to make me laugh in each chapter authournim XD thank you for the update! Its okay. Take ur time!
Baa-llama #3
Chapter 15: I love this so much, I don't mind waiting if it's for a good update.
inlovewitkpop92
#4
Chapter 10: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH IM DYING. ISTG THIS STORY IS SO RANDOM THAT UT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE NO MORE BUT WHO CARES! IM ADDICTED TILL THE END!

Plus you added SJ which by the way my ultimate bias group since SorrySorry practiccaly introduced me to kpop in the first place (☆^ー^☆)
inlovewitkpop92
#5
Chapter 9: DONT KILL MY WANG PUPPY!!!!!

Lol anyways thank you for updating and not abandoning this fic. My cheeks hurt from grinning and I had to stop myself from laughing out loud cause I was reading this in public ヘ( ̄ω ̄ヘ)

Can't wait for the next update! And all the best on your studies! You'll do awesome. Fighting!