Stage Names - Names

BIG BANG

G-Dragon/GD - Kwon Jiyong

TOP - Choi Seunghyun

Taeyang - Dong Youngbae

Daesung - Kang Daesung

Seungri - Lee Seunghyun

Hyperventilating, crying, gasping for air, panicking, choking and hitting each other, trying not to scream but you're still screaming anyway, running around until you trip on another panicking person or hitting a wall, trying to calm the others down but you can’t calm down yourself so you end up just straight up yelling at everyone,

And then there’s me, Woozi and Junior who are just resting near a wall while laughing at the others while the people above us were doing the same panicking stuff as well.

Yeah, it’s not like you could see “your biases fanboying over their bias who are also fanboying because someone stans them” every day.

We were casually staring and laughing at the members running around like crazy because Big Bang sunbae-nims are above us right now about 25 feet (I’m trying to do the math of using an imaginary Jungkook and using him as an imaginary measuring tool. Like, “how many stacked Jungkooks could help me reach the top?” kind of thing. Sorry, maknae.), and they are also panicking on what to do because KPOP idols still recognize them and they have no idea how to get us out of here.

Yeah, everything’s just peachy here. All noisy and screeching and . You know, normal stuff. I swear if I try to talk right now, I couldn’t even hear myself talk properly.

We were in this dome-like thing with a huge cloche-looking railings to cage us with above us, you would usually see this in How to Train Your Dragons but except the “dragon” here is outside the dome… you get it? You know, since Big Bang has G-Dragon? Dragon? Oh forget it.

But seriously, we could easily escape this dome if only we had a ing ladder. The way we came in is now piled up with rocks and boulders. Everything around us are just pure cemented white walls with no corners, this place is just one big circle with a huge railed cloche above us.

“Boys,” TOP sunbae-nims’ voice made most of the guys down here stop to stare at him because of his deep voice and intimidating look, he stretched both of his arms as the same level as his shoulders, and continued, “We are your fathers”

The TOP fanboys down here fainted… that included Jin hyung

“Jiyong hyung!!! Hyung, look, they look so cute and so handsome!!!” Seungri sunbae-nim squealed

“Wah! Look at them!! They’re so young. Was I ever that innocent looking when I was their age? Their age… OMO! I SOUND LIKE MY GRANDPA! OH NO! I COULD FEEL WRINKLES COMING MY WAY! SOMEONE, HELP ME!” Daesung sunbae-nim sobbed right beside their maknae

“WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP??? You’re scary them!!! Shush,” Taeyang sunbae-nim nagged while trying to calm down himself but he couldn’t

“Guys,” G-Dragon sunbae-nims’ voice couldn’t overpower s

“Do you guys have furniture? How about pink gloves? OH!!! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I just thought of something! Let’s do a bingu dance together as a family!” TOP sunbae-nim started to dance without music but provided music for himself

“I wanna dance too!!!” Daesung sunbae-nim started pumping his chest to emphasize how manly and big they are, “Look!!! I’m doing a thing,”

“Guys!” G-Dragon sunbae-nim shouted a little louder

“What are you guys waiting for?” Seungri sunbae-nim tried to signal us to go us and stand right next to them, “Come up here!!! We have meat!!!” completely forgetting there is no way out of here

“Seungri, I told you for the last time… SHUT UP!!!” Taeyang sunbae-nim growled

“GUYS!!!! AIGOO! FOR THE 3RD TIME, THEY CANNOT GET UP FROM THE FRICKIN DOME IF YOU GUYS ARE STANDING ON THE FRICKIN LADDER AND SHOUTING OVER FRICKIN EACH OTHER!!!! WE DIDN’T EVEN FORMALLY INTRODUCE OURSELVES YET!!!” G-Dragon sunbae-nim shut all of us up

If you listen closely, you could hear fire coming out from his eyes. We were damn scared (Well, that did shut all of us up), but meanwhile s just leaned back with their hand on their chest.

“Hyung, that is so rude,” Seungri sunbae-nim said in a gentle manner, “Why are you screaming while we have guests?”

G-Dragon sunbae-nim face palmed and tried to smile nicely, but it ended up looking like a predator lovingly looking at his new meal, “Consider yourselves lucky that there are juniors here or else I would’ve thrown all of you to the ocean by now,” he said through his teeth while still keeping that smile

“Ah, hyung, he’s doing it again!” Daesung sunbae-nim squealed

Daesung sunbae-nim and Seungri sunbae-nim hid behind Taeyang sunbae-nim meanwhile TOP sunbae-nim just gave him a blank look as he’s trying to play dead so that G-Dragon sunbae-nim wouldn’t randomly scratch him on the face first.

“Now, guys, on the count of 3, we –” G-Dragon sunbae-nim was cut off

“Dance?” TOP sunbae-nim raised his hand

“Find love?” Daesung sunbae-nim joined in

“Rip our shirts?” Taeyang sunbae-nim was ready to rip his shirt

“Find ladies?” Seungri sunbae-nim was ready to run

G-Dragon sunbae-nim tried not to look mad and sighed in frustration “INTRODUCE OURSELVES” he strained

“Hyung, why do you keep yelling?” Seungri sunbae-nim looked innocent

G-Dragon sunbae-nim chose to ignore him, “1… 2… 3…”

“ANNYEONG HASEYO!” all of them bowed in a line this time where the light wasn’t too much so we saw their faces clearly now

“WE ARE BIG –” G-Dragon sunbae-nim started

“BANG!” the rest finished coolly as if none of the things they did earlier were them

“Nice to meet all of you,” the said all together

“Okay, now that wasn’t too bad, was it?” G-Dragon sunbae-nim sounded calmer now, “Now, let’s get them all out here with the ladder”

“Where?” TOP sunbae-nim asked innocently

“You guys are standing on it,” G-Dragon sunbae-nim pointed at the direction where their feet are

“Standing on what?” Daesung sunbae-nim asked

“The ladder,” G-Dragon sunbae-nim said firmly this time

“What are we gonna do with it again?” Taeyang sunbae-nim asked

“Oh, I was gonna say that,” Seungri sunbae-nim laughed

“GUYS!” G-Dragon sunbae-nim said loudly

“WHAT?!” they shouted

“THE ING LADDER!” G-Dragon sunbae-nim repeated

“OH YEAH!!!” they laughed together and took the ladder

“Oh my Gosh, how could people say we’re mature? Is this a sign of aging or are we getting younger?” G-Dragon sunbae-nim took the ladder from them and put down the ladder that looked like it came from a helicopter

G-Dragon sunbae-nim suddenly zoned out to think about what he last said. Our leaders down here paused as well to reflect what the sunbae said.

I face palmed and pushed all of them to climb up the ing ladder. Is it because they take care of all of us all at the same time while also trying to do their best as idols that makes them so stressed out to the point where they just zone out at really fake deep questions or is it because they were philosophers in their past lives?

I shook my head vigorously. I SHALL NOT FALL TO THAT LIFE! SNAP OUT OF IT, SUGA.

Once we were out, all we saw were palm trees, sand on our feet, an abandoned house that looks creepy next to a lamp post (are we in Narnia?) but the house could probably fit all of us inside it, there was an old fashion kitchen set where the huge pot looked like the pot used by witches outside it, there was meat on the old wooden table next to it with vegetables and stuff on steel plates that looked like it had been beaten up, and there was no sign of any flag anywhere.

The road ahead of us was all sand and palm trees, but right now it looks like the sun is setting so no thoughts of walking for today. We only have a week left. This is driving me crazy. Could we make it? Could there be any more artists out there?

Jungkook, Bambam and Zico hyung were holding each other very tightly as they watch Big Bang’s leader handing out freshly cooked MEAT and RICE for everyone (A PROPER MEAL, FINALLY!!!). When G-Dragon finally stopped right next to them, he noticed how tensed they were and how they just forgot how to breathe.

“You guys could breathe, you know,” G-Dragon sunbae-nim smiled at them and at once the three almost fell on their backs while trying to hold back a scream

I was laughing while trying to help U-Kwon hyung, Jimin and Jackson gain consciousness because Taeyang sunbae-nim flashed his signature eye smile at their direction once while distributing food.

Though they have fainted, their smiles wouldn’t disappear from their faces.

Kyung hyung looked 100% done with U-Kwon hyung and Zico hyung because he had told me that since their debut, they wouldn’t shut up about their constant love for Big Bang. I told him our members weren’t any different as well and then JR popped up with fans made out of banana leaves to help us wake them up. He also shared to us if Jackson wakes up and sees Taeyang sunbae-nim again he might scream so we better be extra careful.

Seventeen and Monsta X were busy singing along with Seungri sunbae-nim random Big Bang songs while happily eating together. Seungri sunbae-nim was answering all their curious questions like a kindergarten teacher while making bad puns every once in a while. It was like they were in a campfire for a Boy Scout’s summer camp. They all gathered their own little campfire while Seungri sunbae-nim was in the middle.

They could relate to jokes especially when Hoshi, Joshua, Dokyeom, Wonwoo, Wonho and Kihyun would never stop telling bad puns on our walks. They were the youngest groups among us after all so they could be compared to very happy puppies playing with their new kid owner.

B.A.P were busy helping with the cooking with Taeyang sunbae-nim. They were talking about heart-warming things. I swear, if you would come any closer to them you would cry as you listening to their very touching stories that are being exchanged.

Like literally, it looks like there’s a spotlight for them and there are angels singing in the background.

But of course, not everyone’s perfect. Taeyang sunbae-nim would scare Daesung sunbae-nim and piss off Seungri sunbae-nim from time to time while the members of B.A.P would constantly throw each other under the bus in front of our sunbae-nim as if they were trying to score something (I’m looking at you, Youngjae, Daehyun and Himchan hyung).

Daesung sunbae-nim was casually talking with GOT7’s Youngjae, Yugyeom, J-Hope, V, Jaehyo hyung and Taeil hyung were just randomly laughing about something and suddenly the whole place was lighting up and source of light came from them. I’m totally not exaggerating right now! I really mean it when I say that the whole sun might be coming from their teeth and if they open their mouths, they could make a whole ing rainbow!

Well, damn.

I feel like I might get blinded seeing all these sunshine people together.

TOP sunbae-nim was very unique. You would think he was talking about some deep with JB, Mark, Rap Monster, Jin hyung, B-Bomb hyung and P.O but they were actually having a “Low Note” battle. Yes, the opposite of the “High Note” battle where you squeeze your lungs out and screech like a dolphin.

I mean, damn, I thought there was some creepy big foot monster right behind us in the dark corner of the places where the fire and the lamp post didn’t cover. It turns out it was just TOP sunbae-nim with the others being competitive over some random competition. I swear, my heart dropped when I heard TOP sunbae-nim’s deepest try. OH! DAMN! It sounded like the Lukens monster was whispering to my ear. Mark had the deepest voice in GOT7, Rap Monster had the deepest voice for ours and P.O was for Block B. They were the remaining people against TOP sunbae-nim. OH! THEIR VOICES SENT CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE. How could anyone reach those low notes?

And then you have G-Dragon sunbae-nim smiling like a proud father as he hears Bambam, Jungkook and Zico hyung’s long-held-unto confessions. I could tell that the man was getting teary eyed while hearing their confessions meanwhile for the 3 others who were younger than him, they looked like they could lose their if they look into the man’s eyes.

“G-Dragon sunbae-nim, I love you,” Jungkook jumped when he locked eye contact with G-Dragon sunbae-nim. He covered his mouth right after because he blushed so hard after saying that.

“I became a KPOP artist because of you,” Bambam said shyly

“I really, really want to collaborate with sunbae-nim,” Zico hyung bowed and soon the other three bowed and G-Dragon sunbae-nim bowed as well while laughing

“Just call me hyung,” G-Dragon sunbae-nim laughed as he watches their faces turn from bright red to dark red in a snap

They couldn’t say no because… IT’S G-DRAGON! HOW COULD YOU SAY NO TO “THE” G-DRAGON?

They stopped breathing again.

“Guys, breathe,” G-Dragon sunbae-nim placed both his hands on Bambam and Jungkook’s shoulders. The two eventually fainted from both shock and from holding their breaths. G-Dragon sunbae-nim then looked at Zico hyung for help looking like a lost puppy, but Zico hyung fainted as well because sunbae-nim gave him his attention for 0.5 seconds.

“YOUNGBAE, HELP!” G-Dragon sunbae-nim tried to shake the grinning fainted boys next to him

“Who did you kill this time?” Taeyang sunbae-nim’s voice sounded piss

“I didn’t kill them! I just looked right into their eyes and touched their shoulders,” G-Dragon sunbae-nim sounded so innocent

“That’s basically the same thing, Ji,” Taeyang sunbae-nim said without changing his tone

“B-but I didn’t hug them this time,” G-Dragon sunbae-nim pouted, “I thought a pat on the shoulder would be bearable,”

“OH MY GOSH!” Jackson woke up from in between me and JR, “I dreamt that Taeyang sunbae-nim finally noticed me… gosh, I love that man,”

Jimin and U-Kwon hyung sat up as well when they heard the name “Taeyang”.

“Excuse me, I’m older therefore I have the most probability that I liked Taeyang sunbae-nim first,” U-Kwon hyung said

“Hyungs, obey the youngest here,” Jimin said, “I love Taeyang sunbae-nim with all my body”

“I love you guys too,” Taeyang sunbae-nim shouted from where he was standing and gave the three a wink, a heart and finger guns to specify that he was shooting them with his love

“EOMMA!” Jackson screamed and fainted again into JR’s arms

“I have been noticed,” U-Kwon hyung cried on Kyung hyung’s shoulders

Jimin just froze there while still looking at Taeyang sunbae-nim. I poked his cheeks and checked his heart rate. Yep, the kid’s still alive.

“Jimin, right?” Taeyang sunbae-nim flashed him an eye smile and Jimin fell right on the ground with his eyes still wide open and his big grin plastered on his face

“See?” Taeyang sunbae-nim looked at G-Dragon sunbae-nim who was too busy poking Jungkook, Bambam and Zico hyung to look at him

“We’re not bad people, right?” he pouted

“No, Ji,” Taeyang sunbae-nim sounded like a mother

“YAY! THEN CAN I HUG SEUNGRI EVERYNIGHT SINCE SKINSHIP AND SHOWING AFFECTIONS TO DONGSAENGS AREN’T BAD?” G-Dragon sunbae-nim’s eyes glowed

“If you want Seungri to have a restraining order against you then go for it,” Taeyang sunbae-nim laughed

G-Dragon sunbae-nim crossed his arms across his chest and pouted (you know, the man isn’t really that scary when you see him up close), “I’m still the leader,”

“Of course you are, Ji,” Taeyang sunbae-nim nodded slowly, acting like a mother again

“Hyung, you murdered those three,” B.A.P’s Youngjae said with a sass in his tone

I looked at him with wide eyes… HYUNG!? We’re allowed to really call them h