YOORA'S P.O.V 

2 days of living with Tao and all i ever did is sleep eat sleep eat i haven't took a bath sice last last day okay i know i'm gross but that's me haha *proudly raises my stinky armpit 

i basically live here alone -_- i never caught a glimpse of that bipolar panda during the two days that i have stayed in his luxurious apartment i want to go to work but i'm too lazy to take a bath and besides the ref is still full of instant food and so is the cabinets so no worries mehehehe 

so where was i? 

oh i was scrolling my crappy Facebook account and then saw an advertisement about kpop chuchu which made me feel intrigued

because damn the cover of the advertisement had a friggin six packs abs talk about being fit 

*le scrolls 

*le scrolls 

Headline: Huang Zhi Tao leaving SM entertainment? Real or Fake?

Huang Zhi Tao?

Huang Zhi Tao?

Huang Zhi Tao?

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ehh why would Huang Zhi Tao Leave SM entertainment who is he Anyway is he hot >////< i bet Tao is more hotter that him 

because of boredom i eventually stood up and started undressing myself so that i can take a bath i need a tub of Ice cream *Q* 

*scrubs 

*scrubs

"♪♫ DANCING IN THE MIRROR SINGING IN THE SHOWER LALALALALALALA- AH SINGING IN THE SHOWER♪♫" I Sang at the top of my lungs i am a good singer mehehehe my dad told me that i am so talented because when i sing i can shatter almost all glasses in our house i even made my younger brother's ear bleed

"Yah! Yoora! What are you doing screeching at the top of your lungs?" a man asked furiously 

"Reciting a Poem" i said sarcastically i mean duh do i look like i'm practicing a literary piece -_-

(A/N: hahahahaha Yoora-ssi i thought you are imitating a crow at first hahah but then i thought crows can't talk HAHAHAHAHA that's not singing pabo that's screeching -_- *Laughs endlessly)

YAH! YOU WANT TO MY BEAUTIFUL ARMPIT AUTHOR-NIM! 

(A/N:  HMPHH I WILL NEVER LET YOU MEET YOUR LOVE INTEREST DIE A YOU SCREECHING WOMAN)

I Scrubbed every friggin parts of my body and started applying my 4th session of body wash i started scrubbing me white armpit 

 "Yoora! when are you going to get out of that bathroom?" a man shouted hmm must be Tao -_- i opened the shower and dried my body and then wore a white long sleeves which i bet is Tao's and a maong short 

"Yoh!" I Greeted him and sat on the bed

"What are you doing this past few days?" he asked suspiciously 

"Nothing much aside from not taking a bath for two days" i proudly answered

he scrunched his nose as if disgusted by what i said he stood up and wear his shades he looked at me like duh he is so intimidating -_-

"We're going away don't complain or else you'll sleep on the sofa"  he said and started walking out of the room aish bossy Panda -_-

"that won't do wear this  and apply make-up you look like an ajjhumma -_-" he rudely said as he throw a paper bag  AT MY FACE talk about manners psh

"where are we going? ugly?" i asked sticking my tongue and went past him

"to china stop your blubbering and here's your passport i got it from your mama" he said and held my hand

EH CHINA?

"what are we gonna in there?" i asked and poked him on his cheeks

"My Dad and i had an agreement when i reach the age of 20 i have to get married and leave EXO because i have to take over the company" he explained as he opened the car for me

so that explains wait what is EXO

"Tao what is EXO" I asked 
"Psh Dummy you don't need to know about it if i will tell you what is that you might fall in love with me" he said arrogantly

"aish so boastful -_-" i sneered and hit his shoulders
"say Park Yoora" he said 
"what?" i asked and then looked at him

"are you aware that you are my wife?" he asked and then wrapped his arms around my shoulder

"nope you don't treat me like i am" i answered sarcastically

"when we will step foot in china i'll make you the most happiest wife in the while world" he said sincerely and then kissed my forehead

*lub *dub *lub *dub

eh O.O