“This is NOT normal, and I'm pretty confident it's also frowned upon by law enforcement,” Jungkook says under his breath to his best friend.

The two are currently crouched behind a fake plant in the Coex Mall spying on a cute barista, who is much too uncoordinated (in Jungkook’s humble opinion) for this particular job. In the twenty minutes that Jungkook has been held hostage by Jimin’s stupid infatuation, the blondish-pink-haired man has spilled more coffee than he’s actually served. And had to be placed on cup stacking duty after he somehow managed to cause milk to explode from the steamer like a high school science project gone horribly wrong. Although, Jungkook won’t lie he wouldn’t mind a repeat performance of that show, the way all the employees converged on the blonde like firefighters putting out a blazing inferno was like a scene from an action movie. The only thing that could have made the experience better was if he'd had popcorn, soda, and a comfy couch from which to watch the drama unfold.

“What? This is very normal,” Jimin says as he slaps at Jungkook’s hand when the other tries to pull him away.

“Sooo... what you’re saying is that you think, hiding behind a fake plant so a guy who’s never even spoken to you, won’t see you as you stalk him at his place of employment, is NORMAL?” Jungkook asks eyebrows arched questioningly.

“Uhmmm, yes?” Jimin answers with an embarrassed laugh. “Plus he ha