Taetae: Fanyyyy

Taetae: Have you eaten dinner yet bae?

Taetae: Fany ahhh

Taetae: yo Tiff

Taetae: Hello?

Taetae: are u still alive or nah?

Taetae: Hwang Miyoung are u seriously ignoring me?

Taetae: OMG FANY JUST REPLYYY

Taetae: ugh

Taetae: fine then

Taetae:

Pig Fany: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Pig Fany: omg tae

Pig Fany: why are u calling me a

Pig Fany: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

Taetae: what the...

Taetae: since when did u become such a drama queen?

Pig Fany: ever since I fell in love with you~~~

Taetae: Pfffftt

Taetae: we never even dated

Pig Fany: we did!

Pig Fany: in a dream of mine

Pig Fany: BUT IT STILL COUNTS

Taetae: whateverrr

Pig Fany: oh just admit it taeng

Pig Fany: admit that you're secretly in love with me

Pig Fany: you're never good in lying anyways~

Taetae: FANY

Taetae: PLS STOP

Pig Fany: hehehehehe

Pig Fany: anyways

Pig Fany: wassup? oh btw, ur english is almost perfect

Taetae: nothin, i was bored so i just wanted to talk to u since ur my wifey

Taetae: almost perfect???

Taetae: ALMOST??

Taetae: Fany, it's better than hyoyeon's

Taetae: IM ON THE SAME LEVEL AS SEOBABY FOR GOD'S SAKE

Pig Fany: HAHAHAHAHA XD

Pig Fany: alright alright

Pig Fany: ur english is great. care to say thank u to the one who helped u with it?

Taetae: hm? who?

Taetae: hehehe im just joking

Taetae: thank you boo~ ilysm

Pig Fany: ok now im disturbed

Taetae: now you know how i feel when you do the same thing

Taetae: i know, i know. payback's a

Pig Fany: tae stop cursing omggg

Pig Fany: this is so unlike u

Taetae: said the girl who likes to swear a lot at home

Taetae: on tv u act like an innocent angel but behind the screen

Taetae: ur worse than samuel l. jackson

Pig Fany: SAY WHAT AGAIN

Taetae: WHAT

Pig Fany: SAY WHAT AGAIN!!

Pig Fany: I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERER

Pig Fany: ENGLISH MOTHERER DO YOU SPEAK IT

Taetae: HAHAHAHA

Taetae: im so glad u showed me that movie :D

Pig Fany: Pulp Fiction is a classic that i always enjoy making people watch

Pig Fany: anywaaaays

Pig Fany: i saw ur live performance on music bank and m! countdown

Taetae: ohhh u did?

Taetae: kinda disappointed on the one i did during music bank

Pig Fany: cuz of the fireworks?

Taetae: mhmm....

Pig Fany: don't worry babe, ur performance was still perfect. Flawless even

Taetae: awwww thanks

Taetae: u've listened to the mini album yet?

Pig Fany: hell yeah i did

Pig Fany: immediately bought it the moment it came out

Pig Fany: i gotta say this to u taengoo, im really really really really proud of u

Taetae: fany ah....

Pig Fany: Look, i know that things have been kinda tough lately and the amount of work and stress ur carrying is beyond comprehension, but i just want u to know that u did an amazing job and i love u for that.

Pig Fany: u worked hard on this album and for u to debut after so many years of waiting, it goes to show u how happy i am that u have the time to shine

Pig Fany: #congratsboo

Pig Fany: I LOVE YOU KIM TAEYEONNN

Taetae: oh my god...

Taetae: i seriously have no words....

Taetae: omg ur making me cry

Taetae: i hate u hwang miyoung

Taetae: but thank u... seriously ur like the best person in the world right now

Pig Fany: i know

Pig Fany: i know that i am

Taetae: look who's the cocky one

Pig Fany: hehehe

Pig Fany: did u get to meet my red velvet babies??

Taetae: fany wtf

Taetae: yes i did. cute little youngsters aren't they?

Pig Fany: YES THEY ARE SO CUTE OMGGG

Pig Fany: u and irene have a lot of things in common

Taetae: i know right??

Taetae: AND WE'RE BORN ON THE SAME MONTH

Taetae: AND WE LOVE TO IRON CLOTHES

Taetae: she's the perfect sister that i've always wanted

Pig Fany: LOL

Pig Fany: did u get to meet other groups too?

Taetae: yeahhh

Taetae: I got to meet with GOT7, melodyday, etc

Taetae: iKON too

Pig Fany: OMG SERIOUSLY

Pig Fany: YOU GET TO MEET IKON????

Pig Fany: WHY DIDNT U TELL ME

Taetae: cuz i thought u wouldn't be interested in them?

Pig Fany: ugh i hate u

Pig Fany: im a big Bobby fangirl y'know -_-

Taetae: well then

Taetae: what if i told u that i took a selfie with each and one of them?

Taetae: especially him....

Pig Fany: what.the.

Pig Fany: u r such an

Pig Fany: that's it i hate u. im blocking u on instagram

Pig Fany: byebye

(Pig Fany left the conversation)

Taetae: wait FANY NOOOO

Taetae: i was about to send the pic to u!!!!

Taetae: i was gonna tell u that bobby said he likes tippany noonaaaa

I had a total blast typing this one out!

You guys want more of these type of oneshots? They're pretty much easy to do so I might do a couple of more, what'd ya think?

Thanks for reading guys, see ya in the next update~